Usually I write up wordy descriptions of videos, but for my new series, “Apolcalypse Tips,” which is fun because it rhymes, I think it’s more important to provide the write up of the actual video script. Because you WILL need to know this crap. So here it is:
One of the first things you’re going to [...]
Have you guys heard of Freeganism yet? I mean, besides that one time I went to a freegan market. I don’t think I talked too much about freeganism then, though.
Anyhoo – go click on that first link, up there. I’ll wait. You click? OK good.
Anyhoo – now that you know what it is, I have [...]
I have been focusing on things that make me mad lately. Which, you know, was kind of what I started The Resident for anyway.
But I also have used it to showcase people and things I like, too. So this week I thought it was time to show off a new super favorite of mine, writer [...]
Ugh. So, this happened this week.
Remember when this happened?
Or how about this?
UGH!
Our penal system is a JOKE. Just a pile of crap. And so are all the starlets who parlay it into million-dollar interviews.
Suck it, penal system. This week, just suck it.
Mel Gibson is off his rocker. He started early on this path, as he himself has said that he started drinking at age, like, 2. Add a little superstar fame to that, and really, he never had a chance.
Add the fact that he’s an angry racist with the venom of an evil demon running [...]
People steal stuff off the Internet all the time. People even steal from me off the Internet.
I don’t care either way, even though everyone always tells me I should.
Do you care? Do you think it’s right or wrong to steal stuff off the Internet?
Have you guys heard of this new site called Twitter? Well, it’s all the rage with companies and people and the kiddies. And your mom! Your mom is probably on it, too.
It used to be a lot of fun before everyone in the planet was on it, though. It was a place where you could [...]
Hey! Have you guys heard? There’s this insane oil spill going on RIGHT NOW in the Gulf of Mexico, and it’s a big disaster that could take tens of years to clean up and…oh! You heard about it. OK good.
So, yeah. We’re all looking for the right person to yell at about this. BP CEO [...]
Pole dancing! Slutty photos! Dumb bitches who can’t string a damn sentence together! THIS is the best our country has to offer, Miss USA pageant people?
I never thought beauty pageants were anything except awful ridiculousness where girls cashed in on their T&A, but I mean come ON – haven’t the scandals of the Miss USA [...]
Hey, guess what? I don’t like Lady Gaga. Well, that’s not entirely correct: it’s not that I don’t like her, it’s that I don’t think she is deserving of the attention she is getting/amount of music she is selling.
I don’t know her personally; maybe she is a nice girl. And given the fact that [...]