Anonymous Christmas

It’s that time of year again, everyone! The freaking holidays, with their freaking cheery consumerism and holiday parties and indulging every gluttonous impulse a human could have. I am not a fan. I AM a fan of singing silly songs I make up, though, so I thought I’d combat my urge to burn Christmas to the ground why creating my very own carol this year. Happy Holidays, everyone! Here are you cheery lyrics:

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