America is High!March 1, 2013
People of the world, America is strung out on drugs. Which seems CRAAAAAZY, I know, because we have the war on drugs and we are WINNING THAT SHIT. Alas, it’s true: the US is full of strung-out druggies. They aren’t using coke, weed, or heroin, though – or at least not the druggies I’m talking about. No, I’m talking about the people of this country who are using prescription drugs to get high. And I’m talking about it because it is RAMPANT, people, and it is gross, and it is time we should be doing something about it. At least, we should be talking about it in a real way, in a way that acknowledges the fact that we have a drug problem, and doctors are now our pushers. Let’s please talk about that this week.