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Dashing through the door Better not get in my way I’ll knock you to the floor Laughing all the way Sales on everything Making people nuts What fun it is to shop and grab And shove folks on their butts Black Friday, black Friday Crazy shopping day Oh what fun it is to buy Crap ...
Oh my GOD. I am so sorry. I really don’t know what got into me this week. For some reason, I just felt like making up a song about our dumb political system and making a video for it. I didn’t mean for it to be so weird. Or awesome. But it just turned out ...
OK the real name is Scott® Naturals Tube-Free Bath Tissue™, because folks in that industry don’t even like to say TOILET, let alone poopie. However, after Scott manfuacturer Kimberly Clark rolled out one of the most sanctimonious commercials I have ever seen, I henceforth am calling it poopie paper. Granted, taking the tube out of ...
SERIOUSLY, advertisers: STOP USING STUPID GIRLS SINGING STUPID SONGS in your commercials!
Hey, guess what? I don’t like Lady Gaga. Well, that’s not entirely correct: it’s not that I don’t like her, it’s that I don’t think she is deserving of the attention she is getting/amount of music she is selling. I don’t know her personally; maybe she is a nice girl. And given the fact that ...
If you know anything about me, you know that I absolutely hate stupid fashion trends. Not, like, low-rise jeans or other new cuts of clothes, but, like, trucker hats. Gaucho pants. Remember how everyone in the world had to have a poncho a couple of falls ago? WTF? That was just dumb. And now, ladies ...
I’m not sure if the horrible infomercial is just an American phenomenon or not, but here in the US we sure do have some commercial doozies. The Snuggie. The Be-Dazzler. Ginsu Knives. Urine gone. Yes, Urine Gone! Sometimes the products look so great! And the prices are always insaaaaaaaaaaanely awesome! How can you resist? Well, ...
President Barack Obama ran on a platform of change. It’s been a month since he was elected, and though he hasn’t even taken office yet, the world – led by the media – is already demanding to see this change. This is annoying to me, so I thought it was time for some political commentary. ...
The economy is slowly or swiftly tanking, depending on your income level. No matter what your bracket, though, there’s a good chance you’re starting to feel…well…broke. Personally, I don’t think John McCain or Barack Obama have any idea how to fix the problem just yet. so instead of spending another minute hounding them for an ...
This is a fun political video if I do say so myself. No one would deny this is a pivotal election year in the United States. Since each American has to choose which candidate gets his or her vote, you’d think our media would focus on presenting helpful information to inform citizens’ voting preferences for ...
