Ugh. So, this happened this week.
Remember when this happened?
Or how about this?
UGH!
Our penal system is a JOKE. Just a pile of crap. And so are all the starlets who parlay it into million-dollar interviews.
Suck it, penal system. This week, just suck it.
Mel Gibson is off his rocker. He started early on this path, as he himself has said that he started drinking at age, like, 2. Add a little superstar fame to that, and really, he never had a chance.
Add the fact that he’s an angry racist with the venom of an evil demon running [...]
People steal stuff off the Internet all the time. People even steal from me off the Internet.
I don’t care either way, even though everyone always tells me I should.
Do you care? Do you think it’s right or wrong to steal stuff off the Internet?
Have you guys heard of this new site called Twitter? Well, it’s all the rage with companies and people and the kiddies. And your mom! Your mom is probably on it, too.
It used to be a lot of fun before everyone in the planet was on it, though. It was a place where you could [...]
Hey! Have you guys heard? There’s this insane oil spill going on RIGHT NOW in the Gulf of Mexico, and it’s a big disaster that could take tens of years to clean up and…oh! You heard about it. OK good.
So, yeah. We’re all looking for the right person to yell at about this. BP CEO [...]
Pole dancing! Slutty photos! Dumb bitches who can’t string a damn sentence together! THIS is the best our country has to offer, Miss USA pageant people?
I never thought beauty pageants were anything except awful ridiculousness where girls cashed in on their T&A, but I mean come ON – haven’t the scandals of the Miss USA [...]
Hey, guess what? I don’t like Lady Gaga. Well, that’s not entirely correct: it’s not that I don’t like her, it’s that I don’t think she is deserving of the attention she is getting/amount of music she is selling.
I don’t know her personally; maybe she is a nice girl. And given the fact that [...]
I went to Gawker Media’s Webutante Ball last night, and it was fun! It wasn’t necessarily fun because of all the free drinks, or the bad dance music, or watching all the web-celebrity wannabes dance drunkenly to the bad music, which IS a lot of fun, but it was fun MAINLY because I got to [...]
I recently covered street vendors for my show on Babelgum, or so that’s what I told THEM. But I really covered it for myself, because I FREAKING LOVE the food truck vendors in Brooklyn. They’re everywhere now, and they offer such ridiculously cheap and delicious eats, that I figured why NOT share this awesome piece [...]