Gimme My Gun!

January 29, 2010 212 Comments

One of the things I like to do on my vaguely-alternative news show here is to try something for the first time, ever, out on camera. Kind of like those dumb reporters who get tazed whenever the police taze someone. I won’t be doing THAT anytime soon!

One thing I had never, ever done until I did this video was hold a real gun – let alone FIRE a real gun. I mean, really: I had never TOUCHED A GUN.

And I have a real, strong, natural aversion to guns. But some people LOVE them their guns, and even include their right to bear arms in a cute little sentence involving GOD. Andrea Tantaros always used to say how real Americans love their “faith and firearms” anytime I paneled with her on The Strategy Room, and it always made my blood curdle. Sorry, Andrea, it’s true.

Guns have only one function, and that’s to hurt or kill a person or other living thing, and I just have a real problem with that. It’s an innate, basic feeling I have, no matter how naïve it sounds.

Now before you go and talk about hunting and hamburgs and all that, let me just say that a large portion of people I’m related to are hunters, and they all pretty much love hunting, and I love eating the animals they kill. But instead of arguing out any points, I’ll just say this about all that: bow-hunting. K?

K.

But I still recognize that a lot of people love the power and thrill of the machine that is a gun. I think it’s the same way they respect a really cool car. While I also am not enamored with THOSE, I CAN relate to admiring humankind’s creations and ability to control their surroundings.

And since I THINK there is something akin to that emotion going on in the people who love their guns (I’m not talking about the people who love their guns because it allows them to defend themselves against the bad guys, because I have NO basis on which to understand them just yet in my life), I thought it was time for me to TOUCH a gun and check out what the thrill was.

So here in this video, you shall see me wielding a gun for the very first time. Verdict? Meh. It was heavy and loud. I let my cameraman finish my rounds.

So, what do you think? Are guns good or bad? Let’s talk about that this week!

212 Comments to “Gimme My Gun!”
  1. bigc0225 says:

    [..YouTube..] I always find it hilarious how some women hold firearms, but.. are still able to shoot quite well.

  2. bigc0225 says:

    [..YouTube..] I always find it hilarious how some women hold firearms, but.. are still able to shoot quite well. 

  3. bigc0225 says:

    [..YouTube..] I always find it hilarious how some women hold firearms, but.. are still able to shoot quite well.

  4. bigc0225 says:

    [..YouTube..] I always find it hilarious how some women hold firearms, but.. are still able to shoot quite well.

  5. bigc0225 says:

    [..YouTube..] I always find it hilarious how some women hold firearms, but.. are still able to shoot quite well.

  6. jmshaw357 says:

    [..YouTube..] Lori once again you brought you cuteness to the party! It was interesting to see the look on your face after the first shot–and your first comment ‘pretty anti-climactic, actually’ which is just perfect–its one of the reasons I like you. You went shooting, and revealed the TRUTH–its much like using a pneumatic nailer or a power stapler, or any other type tool. Your response was truthful and informative. I suspect you now see guns less phallic than before. Keep up the good work honey!

  7. jmshaw357 says:

    [..YouTube..] Lori once again you brought you cuteness to the party! It was interesting to see the look on your face after the first shot–and your first comment ‘pretty anti-climactic, actually’ which is just perfect–its one of the reasons I like you. You went shooting, and revealed the TRUTH–its much like using a pneumatic nailer or a power stapler, or any other type tool. Your response was truthful and informative. I suspect you now see guns less phallic than before. Keep up the good work honey!

  8. jmshaw357 says:

    [..YouTube..] Lori once again you brought you cuteness to the party! It was interesting to see the look on your face after the first shot–and your first comment ‘pretty anti-climactic, actually’ which is just perfect–its one of the reasons I like you. You went shooting, and revealed the TRUTH–its much like using a pneumatic nailer or a power stapler, or any other type tool. Your response was truthful and informative. I suspect you now see guns less phallic than before. Keep up the good work honey!

  9. jmshaw357 says:

    [..YouTube..] Lori once again you brought you cuteness to the party! It was interesting to see the look on your face after the first shot–and your first comment ‘pretty anti-climactic, actually’ which is just perfect–its one of the reasons I like you. You went shooting, and revealed the TRUTH–its much like using a pneumatic nailer or a power stapler, or any other type tool. Your response was truthful and informative. I suspect you now see guns less phallic than before. Keep up the good work honey!

  10. jmshaw357 says:

    [..YouTube..] Lori once again you brought you cuteness to the party! It was interesting to see the look on your face after the first shot–and your first comment ‘pretty anti-climactic, actually’ which is just perfect–its one of the reasons I like you. You went shooting, and revealed the TRUTH–its much like using a pneumatic nailer or a power stapler, or any other type tool. Your response was truthful and informative. I suspect you now see guns less phallic than before. Keep up the good work honey!

  11. [..YouTube..] @0GSX fair enough

  12. [..YouTube..] @0GSX fair enough

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