Kids Suck!
February 19, 2010 199 CommentsI keed, I keed! Mostly! The title of this video should really be, “Toy Fair 2010,” but I went with something that seemed a little more appropriate to my line of questioning. SO…yeah…I went to this year’s Toy Fair at the Jacob Javits Center in NYC, and it was AWESOME. I’m not sure how they keep all the electronic noise and video game stuff out, but the people at the Toy Fair really know how to put on a classy show. This, despite of how much I swore at everyone and almost mowed everyone down on THE BEST BIKE EVER.
The bottom line is, I don’t have childrens, and since I don’t, I tend not to find them terribly charming or engaging. I mean, I love the ones I’m related to. They’re so awesome, I don’t even think of them as kids. And my friends’ kids: they’re all pretty great, too. I’m talking about the childrens in the thousand-dollar strollers that clog up Brooklyn, or the precocious little effers standing in your way at Barnes and Noble. New York City seems to be inundated with lousy childrens. So THOSE, I don’t like.
But the people who came out to this year’s Toy Fair all had really fun toys that seemed like they had one thing in common: to make the childrens of the world smarter. Better. Nicer. Less jerky. So, even though I still do not love the childrens, I left the fair this year feeling optimistic for their futures. And that is a very nice thing.
Check out some of the toys I got to test out here, here, here, here, here and here.
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[..YouTube..] im a kid and i think this is funny as hell
[..YouTube..] im a kid and i think this is funny as hell
[..YouTube..] im a kid and i think this is funny as hell
[..YouTube..] im a kid and i think this is funny as hell
[..YouTube..] im a kid and i think this is funny as hell
[..YouTube..] In 1945 a 15 year old girl went missing 15 days after she went missing she appeared at who took her she cut off his head and instantly after she did that she died if you don’t post this to 15 videos 15 hours from now the girl will appear where you are and slice your head off.Brady736 2 months ago
[..YouTube..] In 1945 a 15 year old girl went missing 15 days after she went missing she appeared at who took her she cut off his head and instantly after she did that she died if you don’t post this to 15 videos 15 hours from now the girl will appear where you are and slice your head off.Brady736 2 months ago
[..YouTube..] In 1945 a 15 year old girl went missing 15 days after she went missing she appeared at who took her she cut off his head and instantly after she did that she died if you don’t post this to 15 videos 15 hours from now the girl will appear where you are and slice your head off.Brady736 2 months ago
[..YouTube..] In 1945 a 15 year old girl went missing 15 days after she went missing she appeared at who took her she cut off his head and instantly after she did that she died if you don’t post this to 15 videos 15 hours from now the girl will appear where you are and slice your head off.Brady736 2 months ago
[..YouTube..] In 1945 a 15 year old girl went missing 15 days after she went missing she appeared at who took her she cut off his head and instantly after she did that she died if you don’t post this to 15 videos 15 hours from now the girl will appear where you are and slice your head off.Brady736 2 months ago
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[..YouTube..] @ZoombiezFTW oh shit thats funny
[..YouTube..] @ZoombiezFTW oh shit thats funny
[..YouTube..] @ZoombiezFTW oh shit thats funny
[..YouTube..] 4:08 pigeon was walkin by
[..YouTube..] 4:08 pigeon was walkin by
[..YouTube..] 4:08 pigeon was walkin by
[..YouTube..] 4:08 pigeon was walkin by
[..YouTube..] unfortunatly i grew a cointiouse early on in my life i was 8 and i looked at my uncle play a video game for 12 houres. i live in a gheto neighborhood and all the gheto people are kids.. war of warcraft or call of duty. im the ONLY kid in my school who has said the word harvard college
[..YouTube..] unfortunatly i grew a cointiouse early on in my life i was 8 and i looked at my uncle play a video game for 12 houres. i live in a gheto neighborhood and all the gheto people are kids.. war of warcraft or call of duty. im the ONLY kid in my school who has said the word harvard college
[..YouTube..] unfortunatly i grew a cointiouse early on in my life i was 8 and i looked at my uncle play a video game for 12 houres. i live in a gheto neighborhood and all the gheto people are kids.. war of warcraft or call of duty. im the ONLY kid in my school who has said the word harvard college
[..YouTube..] unfortunatly i grew a cointiouse early on in my life i was 8 and i looked at my uncle play a video game for 12 houres. i live in a gheto neighborhood and all the gheto people are kids.. war of warcraft or call of duty. im the ONLY kid in my school who has said the word harvard college
[..YouTube..] unfortunatly i grew a cointiouse early on in my life i was 8 and i looked at my uncle play a video game for 12 houres. i live in a gheto neighborhood and all the gheto people are kids.. war of warcraft or call of duty. im the ONLY kid in my school who has said the word harvard college
[..YouTube..] 4:09 Pigeon!
[..YouTube..] 4:09 Pigeon!
[..YouTube..] 4:09 Pigeon!
[..YouTube..] 4:09 Pigeon!
[..YouTube..] I love it! Your sarcasm was bested by the Myachi dude. Animal is unflappable even at the hands of a gorgeous smart-a** like yourself. Really fun video. Keep up the good work.
[..YouTube..] I love it! Your sarcasm was bested by the Myachi dude. Animal is unflappable even at the hands of a gorgeous smart-a** like yourself. Really fun video. Keep up the good work.
[..YouTube..] I love it! Your sarcasm was bested by the Myachi dude. Animal is unflappable even at the hands of a gorgeous smart-a** like yourself. Really fun video. Keep up the good work.
[..YouTube..] I love it! Your sarcasm was bested by the Myachi dude. Animal is unflappable even at the hands of a gorgeous smart-a** like yourself. Really fun video. Keep up the good work.
[..YouTube..] I love it! Your sarcasm was bested by the Myachi dude. Animal is unflappable even at the hands of a gorgeous smart-a** like yourself. Really fun video. Keep up the good work.
[..YouTube..] i clicked on the vid link just to see what arguments the resident brought on…. not a lot ….. but even so, i used to agree with her…… till a few months ago… when i got called daddy, by …. not my own …. i almost cried ….. even tho the kid could probably teach the devil himself, a few tricks … on one of her bad days. but it’s the good days that make the whole thing worthwhile … parents might agree with me on that one
[..YouTube..] i clicked on the vid link just to see what arguments the resident brought on…. not a lot ….. but even so, i used to agree with her…… till a few months ago… when i got called daddy, by …. not my own …. i almost cried ….. even tho the kid could probably teach the devil himself, a few tricks … on one of her bad days. but it’s the good days that make the whole thing worthwhile … parents might agree with me on that one
[..YouTube..] i clicked on the vid link just to see what arguments the resident brought on…. not a lot ….. but even so, i used to agree with her…… till a few months ago… when i got called daddy, by …. not my own …. i almost cried ….. even tho the kid could probably teach the devil himself, a few tricks … on one of her bad days. but it’s the good days that make the whole thing worthwhile … parents might agree with me on that one
[..YouTube..] i clicked on the vid link just to see what arguments the resident brought on…. not a lot ….. but even so, i used to agree with her…… till a few months ago… when i got called daddy, by …. not my own …. i almost cried ….. even tho the kid could probably teach the devil himself, a few tricks … on one of her bad days. but it’s the good days that make the whole thing worthwhile … parents might agree with me on that one
[..YouTube..] i clicked on the vid link just to see what arguments the resident brought on…. not a lot ….. but even so, i used to agree with her…… till a few months ago… when i got called daddy, by …. not my own …. i almost cried ….. even tho the kid could probably teach the devil himself, a few tricks … on one of her bad days. but it’s the good days that make the whole thing worthwhile … parents might agree with me on that one
[..YouTube..] Aw come on Resident kids don’t suck! But that was pretty funny!!! LOL!4:20Oh and resident, I want a hug too.
[..YouTube..] Aw come on Resident kids don’t suck! But that was pretty funny!!! LOL!4:20Oh and resident, I want a hug too.
[..YouTube..] Aw come on Resident kids don’t suck! But that was pretty funny!!! LOL!4:20Oh and resident, I want a hug too.
[..YouTube..] Aw come on Resident kids don’t suck! But that was pretty funny!!! LOL!4:20Oh and resident, I want a hug too.
[..YouTube..] Aw come on Resident kids don’t suck! But that was pretty funny!!! LOL!4:20Oh and resident, I want a hug too.
[..YouTube..] I have been a fan of everyone of your other videos but in this video, you suck.