Fiscal Disco: What’s Hot Next!

January 4, 2013

Welcome all, to the Fiscal Disco! For months now, the hot song has been Fiscal Cliff. It’s had pundits and politicians freaking the fuck out on the dance floor, and it’s been wild to watch them all wiggle. But now, it’s time for a hot new record to spin, and you can bet your ass that the media and Washington will all be getting down with it. The name of the new song is called Debt Ceiling – are you ready to dance to it until you vomit? I hope so, because at the Fiscal Disco, there is just no avoiding the hits!