Frack You: Hydraulic Fracturing is the Future!

February 15, 2013

Lots of people – LIBERALS – are against fracking, which is shorthand for hydraulic fracturing, the process of drilling and injecting chemical fluids into the ground at a high pressure in order to fracture shale rocks to release the natural gas inside so that we can use that gas for energy. Liberals don’t like it because it has many bad implications for Mother Earth, and liberals are tree-huggers. Lots of people – CONSERVATIVES – are for it, because here in the USA we have a ton of gas we can use, which gives us jobs and lots of energy and drill, baby, drill! And all of that. Now, these two wacky groups can fight all they want, but the bottom line is, fracking is the future of our energy. There is probably no getting around that. So suck on it, liberals! Literally! In your air and water! SUCK!