Illuminati Devil Horns Are STOOPID

Did you know that many famous people are part of an evil group of people called the illuminati, and that they all worship the devil? Yes! That is why they are rich and famous! Or, it’s the other way around. I can never remember. Anyhoo, these rich and famous people who are part of this elite illuminati are just CONSTANTLY rubbing their cabal in our faces by flashing their secret hand signal at us. Ever see a politician or actor or singer make the devil horns at a camera? Well, really, what they are doing is flashing their allegiance to this secret group they are a part of! Or, at least, that’s what lots and lots of people think, which is dumb, because WHY THE HELL WOULD ANYONE FLASH A SECRET SIGN TO A CAMERA THAT HAS A LIVE FEED TO MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS OF PEOPLE?! That’s what I’m talking about this week.