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Know Your Trend

If you know anything about me, you know that I absolutely hate stupid fashion trends. Not, like, low-rise jeans or other new cuts of clothes, but, like, trucker hats. Gaucho pants. Remember how everyone in the world had to have a poncho a couple of falls ago? WTF? That was just dumb.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, we have jeggings. UGH. So dumb.

To illustrate how silly some current trends will seem in the future, I decided to go way, way back in time to talk about a bizarre fashion trend: black patches. These were around in the 1600 and 1700s in Europe. People glued patches of black fabric on their faces, mainly to cover awful smallpox scars. Having been a zitty teen, I can appreciate wanting to cover nasty scarring. But – gluing crap to my face? Now that’s just silly.

Much like jeggings are. And if you don’t realize that now, you will in a decade or so.

The key is to be able to decifer what trends will look stupid in a few years, and what new innovations in fashion are actually, well, innovations that will stand the test of time.

This is not a talent that hipsters have. So, like we did with smallpox, we must find a cure for the heinous hipster disease. Soon, please!

220 thoughts on “Know Your Trend”

  1. [..YouTube..] Yeah that would explain cassanovas cheekbone tattoo?!- cosmetics for life!
    Cassanova just shows that if you can sweet talk – be fresh – know no yesterdays hitch,have positions, have travels,know no negativity,have no apprehension towards women who are obviously bitchy.You know all the tricks of today of telling people only what they superficially worship- then you can be the face of pocks & social humiliation for 100’s of years “GO CASSANOVA GO!”

  2. [..YouTube..] Yeah that would explain cassanovas cheekbone tattoo?!- cosmetics for life!Cassanova just shows that if you can sweet talk – be fresh – know no yesterdays hitch,have positions, have travels,know no negativity,have no apprehension towards women who are obviously bitchy.You know all the tricks of today of telling people only what they superficially worship- then you can be the face of pocks & social humiliation for 100’s of years “GO CASSANOVA GO!”

  3. [..YouTube..] Yeah that would explain cassanovas cheekbone tattoo?!- cosmetics for life!Cassanova just shows that if you can sweet talk – be fresh – know no yesterdays hitch,have positions, have travels,know no negativity,have no apprehension towards women who are obviously bitchy.You know all the tricks of today of telling people only what they superficially worship- then you can be the face of pocks & social humiliation for 100’s of years “GO CASSANOVA GO!”

  4. [..YouTube..] Yeah that would explain cassanovas cheekbone tattoo?!- cosmetics for life!Cassanova just shows that if you can sweet talk – be fresh – know no yesterdays hitch,have positions, have travels,know no negativity,have no apprehension towards women who are obviously bitchy.You know all the tricks of today of telling people only what they superficially worship- then you can be the face of pocks & social humiliation for 100’s of years “GO CASSANOVA GO!”

  5. [..YouTube..] Yeah that would explain cassanovas cheekbone tattoo?!- cosmetics for life!Cassanova just shows that if you can sweet talk – be fresh – know no yesterdays hitch,have positions, have travels,know no negativity,have no apprehension towards women who are obviously bitchy.You know all the tricks of today of telling people only what they superficially worship- then you can be the face of pocks & social humiliation for 100’s of years “GO CASSANOVA GO!”

  6. [..YouTube..] Yeah that would explain cassanovas cheekbone tattoo?!- cosmetics for life!Cassanova just shows that if you can sweet talk – be fresh – know no yesterdays hitch,have positions, have travels,know no negativity,have no apprehension towards women who are obviously bitchy.You know all the tricks of today of telling people only what they superficially worship- then you can be the face of pocks & social humiliation for 100’s of years “GO CASSANOVA GO!”

  7. [..YouTube..] Yeah that would explain cassanovas cheekbone tattoo?!- cosmetics for life!Cassanova just shows that if you can sweet talk – be fresh – know no yesterdays hitch,have positions, have travels,know no negativity,have no apprehension towards women who are obviously bitchy.You know all the tricks of today of telling people only what they superficially worship- then you can be the face of pocks & social humiliation for 100’s of years “GO CASSANOVA GO!”

  8. [..YouTube..] Yeah that would explain cassanovas cheekbone tattoo?!- cosmetics for life!Cassanova just shows that if you can sweet talk – be fresh – know no yesterdays hitch,have positions, have travels,know no negativity,have no apprehension towards women who are obviously bitchy.You know all the tricks of today of telling people only what they superficially worship- then you can be the face of pocks & social humiliation for 100’s of years “GO CASSANOVA GO!”

  9. [..YouTube..] @SeansUncleRex Disagree here. First time watching theresident – have looked at three videos now and found them all to be interesting with the quirky information presented in an easy to understand and memorable fashion. It takes smarts to condense material such as this into something that we can all digest effortlessly… Anyway good work to the resident.

  10. [..YouTube..] @SeansUncleRex Disagree here. First time watching theresident – have looked at three videos now and found them all to be interesting with the quirky information presented in an easy to understand and memorable fashion. It takes smarts to condense material such as this into something that we can all digest effortlessly… Anyway good work to the resident.

  11. [..YouTube..] @SeansUncleRex Disagree here. First time watching theresident – have looked at three videos now and found them all to be interesting with the quirky information presented in an easy to understand and memorable fashion. It takes smarts to condense material such as this into something that we can all digest effortlessly… Anyway good work to the resident.

  12. [..YouTube..] @SeansUncleRex Disagree here. First time watching theresident – have looked at three videos now and found them all to be interesting with the quirky information presented in an easy to understand and memorable fashion. It takes smarts to condense material such as this into something that we can all digest effortlessly… Anyway good work to the resident.

  13. [..YouTube..] @SeansUncleRex Disagree here. First time watching theresident – have looked at three videos now and found them all to be interesting with the quirky information presented in an easy to understand and memorable fashion. It takes smarts to condense material such as this into something that we can all digest effortlessly… Anyway good work to the resident.

  14. [..YouTube..] @SeansUncleRex Disagree here. First time watching theresident – have looked at three videos now and found them all to be interesting with the quirky information presented in an easy to understand and memorable fashion. It takes smarts to condense material such as this into something that we can all digest effortlessly… Anyway good work to the resident.

  15. [..YouTube..] @SeansUncleRex Disagree here. First time watching theresident – have looked at three videos now and found them all to be interesting with the quirky information presented in an easy to understand and memorable fashion. It takes smarts to condense material such as this into something that we can all digest effortlessly… Anyway good work to the resident.

  16. [..YouTube..] @KiRILL943 Well I think it was funny & very interestingly informative. I don’t think Russian humour is particulaly well-known!

  17. [..YouTube..] @KiRILL943 Well I think it was funny & very interestingly informative. I don’t think Russian humour is particulaly well-known!

  18. [..YouTube..] @KiRILL943 Well I think it was funny & very interestingly informative. I don’t think Russian humour is particulaly well-known!

  19. [..YouTube..] @KiRILL943 Well I think it was funny & very interestingly informative. I don’t think Russian humour is particulaly well-known!

  20. [..YouTube..] @KiRILL943 Well I think it was funny & very interestingly informative. I don’t think Russian humour is particulaly well-known!

  21. [..YouTube..] @KiRILL943 Well I think it was funny & very interestingly informative. I don’t think Russian humour is particulaly well-known!

  22. [..YouTube..] @KiRILL943 Well I think it was funny & very interestingly informative. I don’t think Russian humour is particulaly well-known!

  23. [..YouTube..] @Gaus212 This girl is really stupid, it behaves like a monkey? “This is your American humor?” I feel sorry for you ..

  24. [..YouTube..] @Gaus212 This girl is really stupid, it behaves like a monkey? “This is your American humor?” I feel sorry for you ..

  25. [..YouTube..] @Gaus212 This girl is really stupid, it behaves like a monkey? “This is your American humor?” I feel sorry for you ..

  26. [..YouTube..] @Gaus212 This girl is really stupid, it behaves like a monkey? “This is your American humor?” I feel sorry for you ..

  27. [..YouTube..] @Gaus212 This girl is really stupid, it behaves like a monkey? “This is your American humor?” I feel sorry for you ..

  28. [..YouTube..] @Gaus212 This girl is really stupid, it behaves like a monkey? “This is your American humor?” I feel sorry for you ..

  29. [..YouTube..] ☭Эй, ты! Ленинград, я, скорее, глупые американские то … Вы знаете, что я имею в виду …☭
    best regards:
    Gaus :-)

  30. [..YouTube..] ☭Эй, ты! Ленинград, я, скорее, глупые американские то … Вы знаете, что я имею в виду …☭best regards:Gaus :-)

  31. [..YouTube..] ☭Эй, ты! Ленинград, я, скорее, глупые американские то … Вы знаете, что я имею в виду …☭best regards:Gaus :-)

  32. [..YouTube..] ☭Эй, ты! Ленинград, я, скорее, глупые американские то … Вы знаете, что я имею в виду …☭best regards:Gaus :-)

  33. [..YouTube..] ☭Эй, ты! Ленинград, я, скорее, глупые американские то … Вы знаете, что я имею в виду …☭best regards:Gaus :-)

  34. [..YouTube..] ☭Эй, ты! Ленинград, я, скорее, глупые американские то … Вы знаете, что я имею в виду …☭best regards:Gaus :-)

  35. [..YouTube..] Babe! U R losin it Lor!…Maybe some Prozac and a couple ah Xanaxs ? I think you-er way passed that:-) All you need is what we all need :-( sad but true..We all love you girl, see you on the recovery side …hang on ,it wont be easy Lory but U Can Do It Girl …yes you can :-)
    Nice Vid 5 *****

  36. [..YouTube..] Babe! U R losin it Lor!…Maybe some Prozac and a couple ah Xanaxs ? I think you-er way passed that:-) All you need is what we all need :-( sad but true..We all love you girl, see you on the recovery side …hang on ,it wont be easy Lory but U Can Do It Girl …yes you can :-)Nice Vid 5 *****

  37. [..YouTube..] Babe! U R losin it Lor!…Maybe some Prozac and a couple ah Xanaxs ? I think you-er way passed that:-) All you need is what we all need :-( sad but true..We all love you girl, see you on the recovery side …hang on ,it wont be easy Lory but U Can Do It Girl …yes you can :-)Nice Vid 5 *****

  38. [..YouTube..] Babe! U R losin it Lor!…Maybe some Prozac and a couple ah Xanaxs ? I think you-er way passed that:-) All you need is what we all need :-( sad but true..We all love you girl, see you on the recovery side …hang on ,it wont be easy Lory but U Can Do It Girl …yes you can :-)Nice Vid 5 *****

  39. [..YouTube..] Babe! U R losin it Lor!…Maybe some Prozac and a couple ah Xanaxs ? I think you-er way passed that:-) All you need is what we all need :-( sad but true..We all love you girl, see you on the recovery side …hang on ,it wont be easy Lory but U Can Do It Girl …yes you can :-)Nice Vid 5 *****

  40. [..YouTube..] Babe! U R losin it Lor!…Maybe some Prozac and a couple ah Xanaxs ? I think you-er way passed that:-) All you need is what we all need :-( sad but true..We all love you girl, see you on the recovery side …hang on ,it wont be easy Lory but U Can Do It Girl …yes you can :-)Nice Vid 5 *****

  41. [..YouTube..] Babe! U R losin it Lor!…Maybe some Prozac and a couple ah Xanaxs ? I think you-er way passed that:-) All you need is what we all need :-( sad but true..We all love you girl, see you on the recovery side …hang on ,it wont be easy Lory but U Can Do It Girl …yes you can :-)Nice Vid 5 *****

  42. [..YouTube..] Babe! U R losin it Lor!…Maybe some Prozac and a couple ah Xanaxs ? I think you-er way passed that:-) All you need is what we all need :-( sad but true..We all love you girl, see you on the recovery side …hang on ,it wont be easy Lory but U Can Do It Girl …yes you can :-)Nice Vid 5 *****

  43. [..YouTube..] @BabyIamSorry

    Haha agreed, I thought this was funny but Resident either get a real job or find someone to settle down with girl lol.. no offense..

  44. [..YouTube..] @BabyIamSorry Haha agreed, I thought this was funny but Resident either get a real job or find someone to settle down with girl lol.. no offense..

  45. [..YouTube..] @BabyIamSorry Haha agreed, I thought this was funny but Resident either get a real job or find someone to settle down with girl lol.. no offense..

  46. [..YouTube..] @BabyIamSorry Haha agreed, I thought this was funny but Resident either get a real job or find someone to settle down with girl lol.. no offense..

  47. [..YouTube..] @BabyIamSorry Haha agreed, I thought this was funny but Resident either get a real job or find someone to settle down with girl lol.. no offense..

  48. [..YouTube..] @BabyIamSorry Haha agreed, I thought this was funny but Resident either get a real job or find someone to settle down with girl lol.. no offense..

  49. [..YouTube..] @BabyIamSorry Haha agreed, I thought this was funny but Resident either get a real job or find someone to settle down with girl lol.. no offense..

  50. [..YouTube..] @BabyIamSorry Haha agreed, I thought this was funny but Resident either get a real job or find someone to settle down with girl lol.. no offense..

  51. [..YouTube..] What would it be like to be entirely independent from one’s culture?

    No cool cultural references to make yourself seem sexy in conversation? No problem. (Get a dog!)

  52. [..YouTube..] What would it be like to be entirely independent from one’s culture?No cool cultural references to make yourself seem sexy in conversation? No problem. (Get a dog!)

  53. [..YouTube..] What would it be like to be entirely independent from one’s culture?No cool cultural references to make yourself seem sexy in conversation? No problem. (Get a dog!)

  54. [..YouTube..] What would it be like to be entirely independent from one’s culture?No cool cultural references to make yourself seem sexy in conversation? No problem. (Get a dog!)

  55. [..YouTube..] What would it be like to be entirely independent from one’s culture?No cool cultural references to make yourself seem sexy in conversation? No problem. (Get a dog!)

  56. [..YouTube..] What would it be like to be entirely independent from one’s culture?No cool cultural references to make yourself seem sexy in conversation? No problem. (Get a dog!)

  57. [..YouTube..] What would it be like to be entirely independent from one’s culture?No cool cultural references to make yourself seem sexy in conversation? No problem. (Get a dog!)

  58. [..YouTube..] Hey how come i never got a reply?! darn it, hah…some people have all the luck,anyways nice informative VID,keept it up sexy mam!

  59. [..YouTube..] Awesome! Informative, hillarious, and such a commentary on the corporate machine pumping out trendy uniforms, etc. Well done indeed!

  60. [..YouTube..] i completely see your point about trends, but whether we want to accept it or not, they have an influence on people who don’t even agree with them. it’s almost inevitable.

  61. [..YouTube..] @CommentorX Yes, I think its extremely rare. It still happens but is ever increasingly difficult to spot because of the quag of modern day information availability.

  62. [..YouTube..] I am sure you have been told this in the past. You are very pretty and well presented but you don’t quite have the intelligence to pull off the irony in your posts. I think you should stick to your strengths – there is still a market for those vox pops you do among the rank and file.

  63. [..YouTube..] Wow, this is definitely something I’d never heard of before. It’s kind of surprising to hear that people back during the time of Shakespeare did stuff like that.

  64. [..YouTube..] I had to look up jeggins to see what they were. I guess Delaware is a wee bit behind in the fashion scene. We do have cows, though! And chickens. Lots and lots of chickens.

  65. [..YouTube..] But, for now, I will just move about the forest and appreciate a beautiful woman as yourself. Have a nice weekend!! Oops, don’t step there. I left that. Sorry 😉

  66. [..YouTube..] oh, I meant on your site itself, your profile page. And, for the record, I think you are hot!!!!!! But, we moose, have a soft spot for dark hair women. but, I am ashamed to say in the fall when I am rutting, I bang my head in the forest charging squirrels while looking for a mate. It just happens and not proud of it. I wish I could be just horney like other humans and go to a bar and drink and tip the waitress thinking that will make her like me.

  67. YES!!!!
    Very awesome Lori!
    Making fun of that nonsense and giving people a dose of history–my kind of video!!!
    Keep it up!

  68. [..YouTube..] These videos.. Ugh. Totally unreal. Why do you waste your time making videos about something so trivial as your vendetta against fashion? You, madame, are a follower of the lowest bourgeois philosophy.

  69. [..YouTube..] Reminds me of a ten year old standing in front of a mirror ,drawing on her face with a black marker.

  70. Ahahaha! I commented in the forum about the swanky new black front page before watching the video, which itself turns out to be on the theme of swanky blackness! Nice use of conceptional continuity!

    Okay, I’m off to paint my room black so that other youtube shows looks even better! I’m afraid resident shows can’t be any better than the better best they already are. :( Who am I kidding! A+ for additional blacknesses!

  71. [..YouTube..] Yes. It is true. Jenner was the one who came up with the idea. And search engines were invented in 1990. But that might seem unlikely, too. ;P

  72. [..YouTube..] leggings and jeggings are amazing! there like skinny jeans but more confortable. and ive been wearing skinny jeans for the past 5 years.. as well as pretty much 90% of the people i know… so, i don’t think it will be going out any time soon!

  73. [..YouTube..] Know your trend, wtf no 17.WTF (my video) it just makes you want to grab her and say “give your head a shake honey, what the heck were you thinking of?”Was that that like a “valley girl” accent? like omg!

  74. [..YouTube..] Hello,Lori.If you are into describing face accessories, could you give us the history of the Sharpie / magic marker face thesaurus? You know,where a drunken,unconscious participant, gets their face written on,like a high school crib sheet…

  75. [..YouTube..] Hi. I am a big fan of you and follow your interesting articles. I think you are not only smart but funny so you’re like my dream girl. Anyways, I couldn’t help but notice you seem really angry over this theme. What happened? Was your boyfriend looking at some girl with jeggings ass or something? Do you have a boyfriend by the way? I think I speak for all the single guys when I ask. 😉

  76. [..YouTube..] You look so hot with those black patches. How about that lip pucker trend on the internet pics? I´m so freacking sick of that. Sheeple.

  77. [..YouTube..] hahaha this was interesting! I like this know your tred idea! lol and you were really funny in it! You really should become a news reporter!

  78. [..YouTube..] OMG!!! LIKE OH MY GOD! I LOVE IT!!! I’m so going to bring this trend back. I’ll start by putting a patch on my third nipple!!! YAY! thanks Lori!

  79. [..YouTube..] Click on the resident homepage link in the sidebar for the all new black background of the resident homepage! Talk about conceptional continuity! Outstanding! Join the resident forum and extoll the virtues of dying your pets black, or whatever else is on your mind!*please don’t dye your pets black.The colour black should be given a national holiday, along with all the many, many other colours. :)

  80. [..YouTube..] All I know is if you wear silly crap on your face, and wear jeggings, you WILL be eaten alive during the first few moments of the zombie apocalypse.

  81. [..YouTube..] This could be a nice trend. Btw nice hart and star.. did you do that all by yourself? What’s that round thing.. ?

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