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Have you guys heard of this new site called Twitter? Well, it’s all the rage with companies and people and the kiddies. And your mom! Your mom is probably on it, too.

It used to be a lot of fun before everyone in the planet was on it, though. It was a place where you could share little sound bytes of your thoughts with your friends, kind of like a nerdy way to pass notes in school even though you graduated decades ago.

But now it’s filled up with companies like Best Buy and freaing Starbucks that do nothing other than try to sell you crap. Which already sucks.

But soon! Twitter is going to suck even MORE, when Twitter completes the unveiling of their Promoted Tweets ad program. Vomitorium.

No mas fun, Twitter. Watch the video for the full explanation.

51 Responses to “Web Gone Wrong: Twitter Edition”

  1. Designer Says:

    Twitter not makin’ enuf money, Rezzie? Fer tiny 1 line email messages written in shorthand? Geez, gimme a break! That sorta think usedta be free. I’m surprised they make any money at all. Maybe they oughta use their brains, think about providin’ us with some substance. What are they gonna charge us for next? Air? “Yeah, it’s out there, you breathe it, so bedder charge fer that too!”

  2. Patrick Griggs Says:

    Hmm, interesting.

  3. JJ Says:

    Why did Twitter ever become big? I believe it has been a hype of people’s desire and I feel the inventors have just been leaving it be while not being the real innovators of what has been hyped. (I mean: the true intention was not really what has become a hype, like has been the case with Google so far).

    What do we really need? People are still looking and may become more critical after twitter implements this ad program.

  4. Dan JAkubik Says:

    This is bad news. I don’t have much knowledge of or experience using Twitter.

    Twitter seems desperate to start generating revenue out of their 20 million US visitors each month. The Internet is already saturated with annoying pop up ads. Can’t open a web page or do a search online without getting bombarded with ads. I think Twitter can come up with better ideas than this. Having company ads pop up in people’s personal tweet streams, probably isn’t going to go over very well.

  5. watcher2987 Says:

    [..YouTube..] Why do people think that internet companies like twitter are supposed to provide their services for free? Do you think that the people who work for these companies live off of a diet of binary code and electrons? I hate to be the one to break it to you, but they’re real people with real needs including food, water and shelter. Our current economic system requires a person to have money to exchange for access to those things. If you don’t like it, don’t use their site.

  6. daBlackBaron13 Says:

    [..YouTube..] Twitter doesn’t just suck now. Twitter sucks then, too. And later as well. Twitter is the one word definition for “sucks” in the dictionary. Well, I guess it’s good for sharing links on other sites… but that’s really about it, and you don’t see any of that crap if you just do that…

  7. uberjim83 Says:

    [..YouTube..] There is a banner ad for Paypal, Walmart, Lenovo, and Etoys right next to your video complaining about how Twitter has gone wrong by allowing advertisers in. That doesn’t prove that your argument is invalid, but it does prove that you, at least, don’t find it convincing.

  8. RxEntertainment Says:

    [..YouTube..] My guess is that you are not a “resident” of New York… A visitor or frequent tourist..a wannabe perhaps…but you do not live here. Don’t mean to be aberrant…but credibility goes a long way…

  9. blacklite911 Says:

    [..YouTube..] why not just have clickable ads on the side or something. whatever its their company and they provide the service free so just like I endure stupid youtube and jtv commercials, I’ll do it on twitter too, simply because its free. At least its not like back in the day when you had stars blatantly telling you to buy stuff on radio shows. Like at least you can ignore this stuff.

  10. dragongirlnat Says:

    [..YouTube..] I personally hate Twitter. I don’t understand the need to know the most mundane things about random people I don’t even know. Therefore, they could nuke the whole thing for all I care. Twitter has always sucked.

  11. mharmaduc Says:

    [..YouTube..] @uberjim83 AdBlock Plus took care of those nicely for me.

  12. animabi Says:

    [..YouTube..] I always thought twitter was stupid. Now I don’t even need to state the obvious. It’s doing it on it’s own.

  13. UnderseaCaveman Says:

    [..YouTube..] Tweeting sucked when it first came….and it will continue to be a suck-fest….

  14. Brulluhman Says:

    [..YouTube..] Hey, someone destroyed “why people hate the USA” They placed somekind of .

  15. Brulluhman Says:

    [..YouTube..] Hey, someone destroyed “why people hate the USA” They placed somekind of script.

  16. Brulluhman Says:

    [..YouTube..] It wasn’t me. I’m off barbequeing.

  17. meuntitled Says:

    [..YouTube..] I don’t think people will stop using Twitter, If people really care about there privacy nobody would use facebook. Sad but true.

  18. snoopjonny Says:

    [..YouTube..] So, Resident, how should Twitter stay afloat without revenue?

  19. OriginalBeast Says:

    [..YouTube..] so they need to make money, you wanna use something you get ads. You watch tv you get ads. You wanna listen to the radio you get ads, I don’t see the problem. Don’t want ads, don’t use twitter. Have been disagreeing with you lots lately you hate on twitter for trying to make a buck but make excuses for BP.And BTW bubble tea rocks, way more than you.

  20. Me0girl Says:

    [..YouTube..] Totally agree with you!

  21. Dnlc0 Says:

    [..YouTube..] get back in the kitchen…

  22. pk234234 Says:

    [..YouTube..] Devil’s advocate here. I’m wondering how you reconcile your ultra bright white smile with your anti-consumerist message?

  23. xtweeker9 Says:

    [..YouTube..] How is this any different then any other FREE service that uses Ads to pay their bills. (TV, Radio, etc.) Is it really that hard to ignore an obvious ad? I don’t understand how people get so bent out of shape over stupid things like this. Bills have to be paid somehow. Oh and one more thing. If you THAT bothered by celebrities “pretending to be real people” by creating Twitter accounts, here’s a suggestion: Don’t follow them. Problem solved.

  24. Shadizar666 Says:

    [..YouTube..] I never liked the idea of twitter in the first placehaving the wife text me randomly is more than enough attention

  25. landofthejawas Says:

    [..YouTube..] i saw something on some tv channel the other day re twitter….for all of those that tweet and delete on the following monday.guess what? the library of congress archives tweets and if you think that you can tweet and delete….guess againit is just a waste of cyber space as far as i am concerned….aloha from maui, hawaii and a happy fourth of july to all :-)

  26. lilsean616 Says:

    [..YouTube..] When are you going to get naked? I mean after all, thats the only reason that most of us subscribe to you…

  27. CityzenJane Says:

    [..YouTube..] learn to FILTER. a poor craftsman blames the tool….

  28. kingfishx1 Says:

    I don’t think people will take kindly to their personal dialogue being infiltrated by corporate sales representatives. It’s like North Korean propoganda speakers that grew legs and walked into the middle of your discussion. What’s next, audio advertisments that interupt your cell phone conservations?

  29. Aft3rshock25 Says:

    [..YouTube..] Twitter has always sucked.I never understood the appeal of having nothing BUT the status message from Facebook as an entire other account to manage.Never understood the appeal of Wii-fit either, but it’s sold millions so who knows? Maybe I’m the weird one?

  30. DisappearingBoy88 Says:

    [..YouTube..] Not surprising. MySpace and FaceBook went this way too, so everyone sells out eventually.

  31. Gaus212 Says:

    [..YouTube..] @CityzenJane there are bad tools, you know!

  32. Vickysspirit Says:

    [..YouTube..] I love your beautiful hair. Do you do it yourself? If so, you should expand to do a hair tutorial channel, too. And, I really enjoy what you do on this channel. That’s why I’m subb’d. At least I thinkI am. I’ll have to check on that.

  33. Gaus212 Says:

    [..YouTube..] What is worst than a tweeter? Is an over twitter! I just had to remove Keith Olbermann from my tweeter account cause he was over tweeting ,but I like to also add that Ralph Nader, Sarah Palin and William shatner are good twitters they tweet only a few times a day not like crazy Keith who twits away like if the twitter is about to go bust.Richard Branson is tolerable he twittes about 3 or 4 times ,not Kith ,Oh, no not he, this man twittes faster then my dog Ugly can fart, no kidding :-)

  34. Simon Says:

    Twitter can fall by the wayside as far as I’m concerned. It offers nothing of value and that’s probably why they’ve had trouble making it profitable.

  35. gatepoz Says:

    [..YouTube..] I really admire this girl.. I’ve watched all her vids and I still think the same thing – she’s amazing and real role model.. keep up a good work!

  36. QuitePossiblyANinja Says:

    [..YouTube..] twitter is for old people who cant figure out how to use facebook.

  37. salemrush Says:

    [..YouTube..] I love it when your hair curls around your breasts.Looking good GurlWhat were you saying?

  38. dukeofharuson Says:

    [..YouTube..] Your public speaking is amazing, one of the big corporations needs to pick you up!

  39. supercalifragable Says:

    [..YouTube..] The love of my life. She’s so beautiful but she does not know it.

  40. flashash2k9 Says:

    [..YouTube..] twitter is the biggest pile of shit ever!!!!!!

  41. BestTypoEver Says:

    [..YouTube..] They will be labelled as promoted tweets… With a giant golden badge apparently. You can’t expect them to have a large full time along with tons of servers to power when they make very little revenue… Someone has to pay the bills.

  42. qwer55555555 Says:

    [..YouTube..] Twitter? i am not using it at all and i dont care. in worst case they loose another bunch of users and it ain’t no big deal for me

  43. PikemannUrge Says:

    [..YouTube..] Perhaps a large government should take ownership of Twitter, i.e. nationalize it. It won’t cost nearly as much as, say, NASA or even a power company. Either that or just start something exactly the same – nobody will care that it isn’t labelled as ‘Twitter’.

  44. byblosadvocate Says:

    [..YouTube..] @dragongirlnat – and what of the Twitter crap from the big corporate establishment and Hollywood A-holes? Don’t we have enough commercial bull shit without it invading every aspect of our culture?

  45. byblosadvocate Says:

    [..YouTube..] Who wants to see Lori in a bikini!? ;)

  46. amvbob Says:

    [..YouTube..] Honestly, I don’t mind. I love Twitter and if that’s what keeps it going, great. It’s actually a creative way for companies to reach a new demographic. TV, radio, and print ads just don’t have the same impact that they used to. So, if corporate America decides to get creative with trying to reach me, I’ll at least consider the change. Besides. Think of how many people online would kill for ads to run on their website so they could pay the bills. (like me!)

  47. Croxyndul Says:

    [..YouTube..] twitter has always sucked, you lovely woman.

  48. STILLNAKEDBULLWINKLE Says:

    [..YouTube..] you do not read comments as I see here. you post a video and move on. you are an odd fish lori. july 2 and 3458 views and I thought you would have at least commented at least once? I do not see anything and you just posted a video about financial reform and the audio did not match the video and is a total mess. I think you had a complete breakdown finally?

  49. TurtleThePurple Says:

    [..YouTube..] marry me?

  50. Scorptilicus Says:

    [..YouTube..] They’re putting it in the middle. They can’t just… put it on the side or flash ads as the page opens like everyone else does?

  51. STILLNAKEDBULLWINKLE Says:

    [..YouTube..] @STILLNAKEDBULLWINKLE You never commented once about your own video. Not once.

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