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The news is dying. Have you heard? A slow, innocuous-wound-looking-yet-still-fatal kind of death. The kind of death where you think the bullet only glanced through meaningless cartilage yet really severed a key artery kind of death. That’s a poetic way of saying: NEWS! You’re really going to die. No suture is going to save you. Why? Well, it’s kind of your fault. You were the first to sign up for hive-mind in a way, so stop blaming the ‘Net. You were the first to plug in to some voyeuristic 24/7 exposure that rendered you useless. Rendered you classless, an aside, OK: Rendered you irrelevant. No more integrity or clout or authority, can you retain, after you put a coifed talking head up there at midnight touting breaking news against a green screen backdrop that indicates the latest Pop Tart’s car chase through The Hills. You said, OK, we’ll talk news all day, every day, from now until Apocalypse Now, and that sealed your fate. People used to think you meant something important. Now? They think you’re just another source of entertainment. Why shouldn’t they? Until you stop blathering on for 24 hours a day, seven days a week, about whatever your army of producers can possibly hand you in the form of chicken-stained notes to feed the prompter, until you start editing your Nielsen-hungry selves, you will nevermore be news, or relevant, or important, or integral, to anyone. You killed yourselves. Stop blaming the Internet. Peace, bitches. Suck it. And all that.

63 Responses to “What’s Killing the News”

  1. oblibious47 Says:

    One more thing, you pretentious fool. Don’t try telling me you’re an American, because you certainly have no sense of gratitude for the liberties and freedom you enjoy if you do live here in the US as you claim. Why don’t you move to Albania if this country is so terrible? I’m sure they have great food and a wonderful culture there. If that doesn’t work out for you, try North Korea or Communist China!!

  2. ScriabinFanatic Says:

    Yes we all just eat big mac all day, watch tv, shop at poor people stores, and drive cheap crap cars.Better then running from any little conflict, but since stereotypes are never true.I haven’t had a McDonald’s in at least 10 years, Everyone has useless people in their country; ours just idolize celebrities, Not sure what is wrong with the stores but don’t shop at them, GM cars are considered crap by most people and is why they are failing, Don’t know anyone who owns a gun

  3. ScriabinFanatic Says:

    [..YouTube..] Yes we all just eat big mac all day, watch tv, shop at poor people stores, and drive cheap crap cars.

    Better then running from any little conflict, but since stereotypes are never true.

    I haven’t had a McDonald’s in at least 10 years, Everyone has useless people in their country; ours just idolize celebrities, Not sure what is wrong with the stores but don’t shop at them, GM cars are considered crap by most people and is why they are failing, Don’t know anyone who owns a gun

  4. whalemagician Says:

    i wouldnt agree on some of your points,there are many important and interesting events in every part of the world, on every stage of our life, from research… trough business… to wildlife… that can easily fill all existing channels with different and everchanging content, content of top quality, you only have to go a little deeper, you see everything is interconnected

  5. whalemagician Says:

    [..YouTube..] i wouldnt agree on some of your points,
    there are many important and interesting events in every part of the world, on every stage of our life, from research… trough business… to wildlife… that can easily fill all existing channels with different and everchanging content, content of top quality, you only have to go a little deeper, you see everything is interconnected

  6. occultdestroyer Says:

    News is very much ALIVE!Visit TheYNC. com and enlighten yourself!

  7. occultdestroyer Says:

    [..YouTube..] News is very much ALIVE!

    Visit TheYNC. com and enlighten yourself!

  8. occultdestroyer Says:

    [..YouTube..] News is very much ALIVE!Visit TheYNC. com and enlighten yourself!

  9. jorge1234 Says:

    i think your argument is simplistic but you’re cute so, yeah.. haha

  10. jorge1234 Says:

    [..YouTube..] i think your argument is simplistic but you’re cute so, yeah.. haha

  11. robi2000 Says:

    haha, you know what’s really hilarious is how several people on a ‘news’ network are all given a few seconds to rush like idiots through their ‘opinions’ before ‘WE’re out of time gotta go to ad dollars ‘ fuck the stinking cunts

  12. robi2000 Says:

    [..YouTube..] haha, you know what’s really hilarious is how several people on a ‘news’ network are all given a few seconds to rush like idiots through their ‘opinions’ before ‘WE’re out of time gotta go to ad dollars ‘ fuck the stinking cunts

  13. robi2000 Says:

    And from madhammudeux we learn how common inferiority complex is around the globe LOL !

  14. robi2000 Says:

    [..YouTube..] And from madhammudeux we learn how common inferiority complex is around the globe LOL !

  15. permanentbliss Says:

    I pay say $50/month to ISP’s to access all the news i want on the internet. I pay an additional $40 for Cable TV. I am very selective with what sites i read and shows I watch. I am very happy with my news. Newspapers are dead or dying fast. Good Journalism will live on. Sure there is a lot of crap on TV and the net, Newspapers used to be how i got my news. Everyone that has access to the net now and has a brain is canceling their newspaper subs. Go figure. Peace out bros.

  16. permanentbliss Says:

    [..YouTube..] I pay say $50/month to ISP’s to access all the news i want on the internet. I pay an additional $40 for Cable TV. I am very selective with what sites i read and shows I watch. I am very happy with my news. Newspapers are dead or dying fast. Good Journalism will live on. Sure there is a lot of crap on TV and the net, Newspapers used to be how i got my news. Everyone that has access to the net now and has a brain is canceling their newspaper subs. Go figure. Peace out bros.

  17. MajNorberg Says:

    ..what’s killing the news?…..Baby boomers unwilling to shift to new technology ie. internet/ computersThe newer generation is a bit more environmentally conscious ie…not wanting to kill trees resulting in buying less paper products. etc etc etc.

  18. MajNorberg Says:

    [..YouTube..] ..what’s killing the news?…..

    Baby boomers unwilling to shift to new technology ie. internet/ computers

    The newer generation is a bit more environmentally conscious ie…not wanting to kill trees resulting in buying less paper products. etc etc etc.

  19. MajNorberg Says:

    [..YouTube..] ..what’s killing the news?…..Baby boomers unwilling to shift to new technology ie. internet/ computersThe newer generation is a bit more environmentally conscious ie…not wanting to kill trees resulting in buying less paper products. etc etc etc.

  20. grandkadolz Says:

    Well Said! Keep it up!

  21. grandkadolz Says:

    [..YouTube..] Well Said! Keep it up!

  22. Jsadoway Says:

    stumble.. great video

  23. Jsadoway Says:

    [..YouTube..] stumble.. great video

  24. oddomar Says:

    stumbled, not a great video. for some reason i dont trust someone wearing a 4 year olds wardrobe.

  25. oddomar Says:

    [..YouTube..] stumbled, not a great video. for some reason i dont trust someone wearing a 4 year olds wardrobe.

  26. Zendishwasher1 Says:

    william randolph hearst killed the news long before for tv.

  27. Zendishwasher1 Says:

    [..YouTube..] william randolph hearst killed the news long before for tv.

  28. hijackednation Says:

    the 911 coverup by the media turned me off to the mainstream media they totally exposed themselves with 911 . Bigtime.

  29. hijackednation Says:

    [..YouTube..] the 911 coverup by the media turned me off to the mainstream media they totally exposed themselves with 911 . Bigtime.

  30. Elsydeonz Says:

    I like the way you say BIRTHED

  31. Elsydeonz Says:

    [..YouTube..] I like the way you say BIRTHED

  32. hlcom19 Says:

    horse shit

  33. hlcom19 Says:

    [..YouTube..] horse shit

  34. Smatchimo Says:

    you are totally exposing yourself to how big of an idiot you are when you say its a cover up. an excuse? MAAAAAAAAAAAYBE, but a cover up? how can people be so ignorant?

  35. Smatchimo Says:

    [..YouTube..] you are totally exposing yourself to how big of an idiot you are when you say its a cover up. an excuse? MAAAAAAAAAAAYBE, but a cover up? how can people be so ignorant?

  36. hijackednation Says:

    Uhh, hate to tell you but you are the one who is ignorant. You obviously have not researched the evidence. Here’s a site 911docs(dot)net this is one of the millions of sites with real info about 911. You need to turn off your television and stop bowing down in praise to corporate mainstream media. They call it programming because they are programming you. Oh but , you are too smart for that right??

  37. hijackednation Says:

    [..YouTube..] Uhh, hate to tell you but you are the one who is ignorant. You obviously have not researched the evidence. Here’s a site 911docs(dot)net this is one of the millions of sites with real info about 911. You need to turn off your television and stop bowing down in praise to corporate mainstream media. They call it programming because they are programming you. Oh but , you are too smart for that right??

  38. Smatchimo Says:

    And you feel that you arent being programmed to believe it was a cover up. right…. go watch some more Michael Moore you sheep. I have researched both sides and I find one to be laughable, and that happens to be your side. Deal with it :)

  39. Smatchimo Says:

    [..YouTube..] And you feel that you arent being programmed to believe it was a cover up. right…. go watch some more Michael Moore you sheep. I have researched both sides and I find one to be laughable, and that happens to be your side. Deal with it :)

  40. hijackednation Says:

    Ha! You’re funny . It is a cover up. I’m not going to waste time trying to argue with a keyboard commando. If you want to get to the truth you must view both sides. If you dont know about the inside job evidence surrounding 911 , evidence of thermite found in debris from PHD’s and the countless architects ,engineers and Phd’s saying demolitions were used then YOU are not qualified to debate the subject. search ae911truth , wtc7(dot)net <<< 2 of millions of websites presenting this evidence

  41. hijackednation Says:

    [..YouTube..] Ha! You’re funny . It is a cover up. I’m not going to waste time trying to argue with a keyboard commando. If you want to get to the truth you must view both sides. If you dont know about the inside job evidence surrounding 911 , evidence of thermite found in debris from PHD’s and the countless architects ,engineers and Phd’s saying demolitions were used then YOU are not qualified to debate the subject. search ae911truth , wtc7(dot)net <<< 2 of millions of websites presenting this evidence

  42. hijackednation Says:

    Also, having a little common sense and knowing bullshit from the mainstream media when you see it promoting wars to protect us from a phantom group called AL C.I.A.da and trashing our Bill of Rights in the name of security (Nazi Germany did the same kind of thing) Only a very weak minded idiot or chemically dumbed down waste of oxygen would attack and lay stupid commentary out acting like they are on top of things (reacting to their programming) referring to M moore is laughable attack too

  43. hijackednation Says:

    [..YouTube..] Also, having a little common sense and knowing bullshit from the mainstream media when you see it promoting wars to protect us from a phantom group called AL C.I.A.da and trashing our Bill of Rights in the name of security (Nazi Germany did the same kind of thing) Only a very weak minded idiot or chemically dumbed down waste of oxygen would attack and lay stupid commentary out acting like they are on top of things (reacting to their programming) referring to M moore is laughable attack too

  44. skcalbevoli Says:

    Very well said

  45. skcalbevoli Says:

    [..YouTube..] Very well said

  46. Probesoul Says:

    Truth exposed on the Internet is what’s killing the “news”. If the “headlines” were truthful they wouldn’t be dying.

  47. Probesoul Says:

    [..YouTube..] Truth exposed on the Internet is what’s killing the “news”.

    If the “headlines” were truthful they wouldn’t be dying.

  48. Probesoul Says:

    [..YouTube..] Truth exposed on the Internet is what’s killing the “news”. If the “headlines” were truthful they wouldn’t be dying.

  49. 1947rande Says:

    it has nothing to do with news,facts or TRUTH. it’s entertainment for profit,where was the news before these wars started.MUTE. it’s show bizz now nothing more

  50. 1947rande Says:

    [..YouTube..] it has nothing to do with news,facts or TRUTH. it’s entertainment for profit,where was the news before these wars started.MUTE. it’s show bizz now nothing more

  51. passionx Says:

    You are a wise woman… please run for office!

  52. passionx Says:

    [..YouTube..] You are a wise woman… please run for office!

  53. VictorScotland Says:

    [..YouTube..] I like watching BBC24. They repeat news of the day so I can find out what is going on anytime I want. I do not think they make up stories.

  54. scorpionkings Says:

    [..YouTube..] If they separated the horse shit from the news, my question is, what would FOX news report?

    An entire crew of fake news casters would be out of work! Which would raise the unemployment rate.

    You’re wrong about running out of things to report on, they’re is plenty of new worthy stuff to report on it’s just that we continue to keep reporting about the same BS.

    People are sick of hearing nothing but BAD news when they turn on the news.

  55. scorpionkings Says:

    [..YouTube..] If they separated the horse shit from the news, my question is, what would FOX news report?An entire crew of fake news casters would be out of work! Which would raise the unemployment rate.You’re wrong about running out of things to report on, they’re is plenty of new worthy stuff to report on it’s just that we continue to keep reporting about the same BS.People are sick of hearing nothing but BAD news when they turn on the news.

  56. scorpionkings Says:

    [..YouTube..] That’s why I think people like fox news so well, they like the propaganda delivered to them by these clowns, it makes for more entertaining (but false) news!

    The down side is that so many people think FOX is a REAL news source instead of being a right wing agenda false news source.

    I know you GOP backer are gonna get pissed hearing the truth but it is the TRUTH…

    FOX chooses to make fun of one side while representing the other side as heroes fighting 4 the rights of ordinary people lol!

  57. scorpionkings Says:

    [..YouTube..] That’s why I think people like fox news so well, they like the propaganda delivered to them by these clowns, it makes for more entertaining (but false) news!The down side is that so many people think FOX is a REAL news source instead of being a right wing agenda false news source. I know you GOP backer are gonna get pissed hearing the truth but it is the TRUTH…FOX chooses to make fun of one side while representing the other side as heroes fighting 4 the rights of ordinary people lol!

  58. Dw Dunphy Says:

    It’s bloody true. The local Fox affiliate once started their nightly broadcast with the breaking story that, yes, Simon Cowell is leaving American Idol. This is absolutely true, and many network affiliates have been forced to pimp out their network programming in the middle of news programming.

    I watch PBS. That doesn’t make me any better or worse because they do their fair share of asinine scheduling (Oh, could we run Ken Burns’ Civil War again? Please, oh please?) but at least they haven’t sunk to the lows of disguising tonight’s episode of 24 as a current event.

  59. UKKarsten Says:

    [..YouTube..] Who is that girl?? I like her…About the news: They are designed to influence people’s thinking. It’s a really good advice to have some international friends to proof what they say in the news.And – there are enough news, it’s just that not everybody is interested in everything…

  60. STILLNAKEDBULLWINKLE Says:

    [..YouTube..] what is killing the news is FOX NEWS in the ratings. really, they have the highest ratings and continue to dominate for what, ten years now. and, why is that? I ask that question but the real answer is never mentioned. msnbc and fox both had spikes last year and msnbc crashed to the bottom and fox grew even more. hmmm

  61. vveq Says:

    [..YouTube..] My name is Wally and I like to eat cheese. *munch munch munch*

  62. geganobo Says:

    [..YouTube..] damn.. sorry the USA news is dead..lol

  63. patrickisready Says:

    [..YouTube..] Yeah, you are absolutely right, Lori.

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