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You Are Currently Watching: Barbies Gone Wild!
Posted In: All Videos, Funny VideosComments: 62 Responses
Yes, this Resident played with Barbies. So when I heard that Bloomingdale’s was having a special Barbie’s 50th Anniversary Display, I had to check it out to relive some of my fondest Barbie memories. Man, I was NOT disappointed! So in this video, clearly all the memories are fake. The names, though, are not. When I was a little girl, I totally LOVED the name Lynn McKay, and I wanted to legally change my name to that. Why, I cannot tell you. It must be the most vanilla, basic name ever. Maybe that’s why I liked it? Who knows. Only the Lori of 30 years ago could answer that one. Also, I really did have a neighbor named Gary Bressler, and he and I HATED one another, but he didn’t die, and I’m glad he didn’t, even though he always made me go home when all the neighborhood kids were playing together. I also totally remember Golden Dream Barbie. It was the 70s and early 80s, so a Barbie maxed out in gold was super-hot. However, this on-display Golden Dream Barbie was a FAKE. Because the REAL Golden Dream Barbie had strands of wiry gold hairs in her mane, and this one on display did not. Golden Dream also had a ton more makeup on. It was the right outfit, wrong head. Nice try, Bloomie’s! My fondest real Barbie memory involves the Donnie and Marie dolls, though, which were at Bloomingdale’s but didn’t make it into the piece. As a kid, instead of sucking my thumb, I used to suck my middle and ring fingers on my left hand. It drove my dad bonkers. He knew I was seriously jonesing for the Donnie doll, so he said I could get it when I stopped sucking those fingers. It worked! I totally stopped that disgusting habit so I could get the Donnie doll. We went and picked it up at Marjax (thanks, Lisa!) as soon as I had dumped the habit. Those are my real, favorite Barbie memories. Oh, I did make Barbie and Ken have sex, but EVERYBODY did that. Right?
March 18th, 2009 at 6:55 am
Well, the voice doesn’t lie, although it could be caused by passive smoking if she been out a lot to bars and clubs. But definately a smokers voice.
March 18th, 2009 at 6:55 am
[..YouTube..] Well, the voice doesn’t lie, although it could be caused by passive smoking if she been out a lot to bars and clubs. But definately a smokers voice.
March 18th, 2009 at 8:49 am
i think she is married. and also pretty smart, i think she knows better to stay out of that cycle of addiction. she is not hepburn afterall. the latent sickness caused by smokeing, is liveing hell of ”pain” on top of pain.
March 18th, 2009 at 8:49 am
[..YouTube..] i think she is married. and also pretty smart, i think she knows better to stay out of that cycle of addiction. she is not hepburn afterall. the latent sickness caused by smokeing, is liveing hell of ”pain” on top of pain.
March 18th, 2009 at 10:29 am
Maybe she does, still have a smokers voice.
March 18th, 2009 at 10:29 am
[..YouTube..] Maybe she does, still have a smokers voice.
March 18th, 2009 at 11:36 am
and a body for wild sex. they should make a barbie doll of her, she kind of short and barbie is kind of tall. but ken doesnt care. he will take it any way he can get it.
March 18th, 2009 at 11:36 am
[..YouTube..] and a body for wild sex. they should make a barbie doll of her, she kind of short and barbie is kind of tall. but ken doesnt care. he will take it any way he can get it.
March 18th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
We only had 1 boy barbie (he was a New Kids On the Block barbie…) so the majority of my barbies were lesbians.
March 18th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
[..YouTube..] We only had 1 boy barbie (he was a New Kids On the Block barbie…) so the majority of my barbies were lesbians.
March 23rd, 2009 at 1:51 am
Really Res…. is that you wasting your time ???
March 23rd, 2009 at 1:51 am
[..YouTube..] Really Res…. is that you wasting your time ???
March 26th, 2009 at 10:26 am
Hi theresident you are a beautiful Barbiea kiss from Italy (o___-)
March 26th, 2009 at 10:26 am
[..YouTube..] Hi theresident you are a beautiful Barbie
a kiss from Italy (o___-)
March 26th, 2009 at 10:26 am
[..YouTube..] Hi theresident you are a beautiful Barbiea kiss from Italy (o___-)
March 30th, 2009 at 7:34 pm
I don’t know why — but this is my favorite “The Resident” video.The sarcasm is magnificent. But, if you’re not being sarcastic — and if that kid really did die — please entirely disregard this comment.
March 30th, 2009 at 7:34 pm
[..YouTube..] I don’t know why — but this is my favorite “The Resident” video.
The sarcasm is magnificent. But, if you’re not being sarcastic — and if that kid really did die — please entirely disregard this comment.
March 30th, 2009 at 7:34 pm
[..YouTube..] I don’t know why — but this is my favorite “The Resident” video.The sarcasm is magnificent. But, if you’re not being sarcastic — and if that kid really did die — please entirely disregard this comment.
March 30th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
Love the sarcasim!
March 30th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
[..YouTube..] Love the sarcasim!
March 31st, 2009 at 5:35 am
This is actually one of her better sarcastic rants.
March 31st, 2009 at 5:35 am
[..YouTube..] This is actually one of her better sarcastic rants.
April 4th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHSarcasm don’t get better than this. lolBarbies are overpriced and useless. lolYou better off buying your child some sneakers or clothes
April 4th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
[..YouTube..] LMAO HAHAHAHAHAH
Sarcasm don’t get better than this. lol
Barbies are overpriced and useless. lol
You better off buying your child some sneakers or clothes
April 4th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
[..YouTube..] LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHSarcasm don’t get better than this. lolBarbies are overpriced and useless. lolYou better off buying your child some sneakers or clothes
April 6th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
sarcastic
nice one Lori 
April 6th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
[..YouTube..] sarcastic
nice one Lori
April 6th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
[..YouTube..] sarcastic
nice one Lori 
April 8th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
Love this! Lori, You Rock! This video made me subscribe!
April 8th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
[..YouTube..] Love this! Lori, You Rock! This video made me subscribe!
April 9th, 2009 at 1:36 am
love this girl!
April 9th, 2009 at 1:36 am
[..YouTube..] love this girl!
April 11th, 2009 at 9:25 am
i didn’t have enough boy barbies to make the weasleys so i cut others barbies hair. It never occurred to me that percy wasn’t supposed to have boobs,:) lolz
April 11th, 2009 at 9:25 am
[..YouTube..] i didn’t have enough boy barbies to make the weasleys so i cut others barbies hair. It never occurred to me that percy wasn’t supposed to have boobs,
lolz
April 11th, 2009 at 9:25 am
[..YouTube..] i didn’t have enough boy barbies to make the weasleys so i cut others barbies hair. It never occurred to me that percy wasn’t supposed to have boobs,:) lolz
April 14th, 2009 at 7:26 am
Barbie comes in all races… but why does FP refuse to make Ken in anything but white?
April 14th, 2009 at 7:26 am
[..YouTube..] Barbie comes in all races… but why does FP refuse to make Ken in anything but white?
April 19th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
I hear they came out with a TATTOO Barbie?!!wtf. Makes you wonder if Lori has one
April 19th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
[..YouTube..] I hear they came out with a TATTOO Barbie?!!
wtf. Makes you wonder if Lori has one
April 19th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
[..YouTube..] I hear they came out with a TATTOO Barbie?!!wtf. Makes you wonder if Lori has one
April 22nd, 2009 at 7:27 am
barbie and ken are both white.stupid race relation protests.wahh wahhh *tear*
*sniff* i want a white version of shaft. its racist that he is black. plix i can has a white shaft doll????
April 22nd, 2009 at 7:27 am
[..YouTube..] barbie and ken are both white.
stupid race relation protests.
wahh wahhh *tear*
*sniff* i want a white version of shaft. its racist that he is black. plix i can has a white shaft doll????
April 22nd, 2009 at 7:27 am
[..YouTube..] barbie and ken are both white.stupid race relation protests.wahh wahhh *tear*
*sniff* i want a white version of shaft. its racist that he is black. plix i can has a white shaft doll????
April 27th, 2009 at 8:18 pm
youboonYou have issues, I hope your Kung Fu teacher gives your white ass a whipping.
April 27th, 2009 at 8:18 pm
[..YouTube..] youboon
You have issues, I hope your Kung Fu teacher gives your white ass a whipping.
April 27th, 2009 at 8:18 pm
[..YouTube..] youboonYou have issues, I hope your Kung Fu teacher gives your white ass a whipping.
April 28th, 2009 at 7:48 am
no thumbs up for you!nab
April 28th, 2009 at 7:48 am
[..YouTube..] no thumbs up for you!
nab
April 28th, 2009 at 7:48 am
[..YouTube..] no thumbs up for you!nab
May 2nd, 2009 at 12:23 am
Love how in the first 10 seconds your hair look like hands massaging your tits:)
May 2nd, 2009 at 12:23 am
[..YouTube..] Love how in the first 10 seconds your hair look like hands massaging your tits:)
May 8th, 2009 at 1:39 am
hi! my name’s ken. i’m looking for “theresident” barbie. i hope she takes me for a ride in that pink corvette, with the flower stickers on it (like the ones that used to be in the bathtub, so you wouldn’t slip). then we could hang a sign on the door of her RV- the one that’s up on blocks- that reads: if this van’s rockin’ off the blocks, don’t get under it (and don’t come knockin’, either)
May 8th, 2009 at 1:39 am
[..YouTube..] hi! my name’s ken. i’m looking for “theresident” barbie. i hope she takes me for a ride in that pink corvette, with the flower stickers on it (like the ones that used to be in the bathtub, so you wouldn’t slip). then we could hang a sign on the door of her RV- the one that’s up on blocks- that reads: if this van’s rockin’ off the blocks, don’t get under it (and don’t come knockin’, either)
May 15th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
wow, and i thought you rejected my vid response, The Resident is a real touch of class and its a privalge to share the tube wit ya!
May 15th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
[..YouTube..] wow, and i thought you rejected my vid response, The Resident is a real touch of class and its a privalge to share the tube wit ya!
July 13th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
no one cares
July 13th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
[..YouTube..] no one cares
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March 22nd, 2010 at 3:25 pm
[..YouTube..] u have nice tits but ur not funny
July 26th, 2010 at 2:39 pm
[..YouTube..] articsnow,Who cares!? KEN is kind of GAY anyway! Try “Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken”…. haha!! >=PBruce Lee….v=1Ov3M-7LUvEWe have Bruce Lee ACTION FIGURE (not GAY DOLL), and that’s all it matter to our Non-Whiteys out there!! >=)
July 26th, 2010 at 2:58 pm
[..YouTube..] youboon,KEN is not REAL anyway!! >=PBeautiful Asian Men….v=C8g6BEO-Z60 Hot Asian Men!!!….v=uLnQ21hyvxsShe can play with REAL ONES instead…. hehe!! >=)BTW, I don’t think people would be interested in a WHITE Shaft DOLL anyway! I bet they’ll all want a WHITE Michael Jackson DOLL these days! U know…. bring in the MONEY…. haha!! >=P