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So, for you young-uns out there who might not know this, there used to be a recurring segment on Saturday Night Live called “Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy.” If you’ve never heard of them, look them up, as they are hilarious. And if you have heard of them or had the pleasure of watching them air, look them up, as they are hilarious still. Basically, it was a man’s voice-over stating some ridiculous thought, like, If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, it they screamed all the time, for no good reason. – They were always really funny and a bit twisted, which naturally appealed to me. So, the other day, I was reading some tweets by Ashton Kutcher, I kid you not, just to see what that lucky sonofabitch thought he should tweet about. I was surprised to see a lot of his Kabbala-isms infused into his tweets. Some of them were actually interesting and thought-provoking, but most of them just pissed me off. Let’s face it, Ashton might be really, really hard-working, and he might have business and on-camera talents, but the guy is extremely lucky. And I hate lucky people trying to tell me how deep they are or alluding to their inner core being responsible for their success. I mean, I just wanted to read one tweet from him that said something like, damn, I’m so glad I have this mug and this physical appearance! I sure got lucky and cashed in on it, right? Because if he did that, just once, his surprisingly interesting and deep tweets would actually hold more meaning. Just my two cents. Whatever, who cares, we’re talking about Ashton Kutcher, right? Anyway, as these thoughts were swirling through my head, I started having a few deep thoughts of my own, and that reminded me of the Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy segments, and, well, this Vlog was born. Enjoy. It’s not as funny a video as the real Deep Thoughts, because I really mean these thoughts. I just thought I’d still give a shout-out to the real funny videos in the title. Enjoy, people.
April 9th, 2009 at 12:49 am
Deepest throat
April 9th, 2009 at 12:49 am
[..YouTube..] Deepest throat
April 9th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
She has got the most awesome hair, more beautiful then even an angels
April 9th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
[..YouTube..] She has got the most awesome hair, more beautiful then even an angels
April 15th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
Don’T live in the past ,don’t live for the future, live in the now no one is guaranteed tomorrow
April 15th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
[..YouTube..] Don’T live in the past ,don’t live for the future, live in the now no one is guaranteed tomorrow
April 15th, 2009 at 10:14 pm
Nah… There’s no past , there’s no future, there is ‘only’: now, now and now…and….
April 15th, 2009 at 10:14 pm
[..YouTube..] Nah… There’s no past , there’s no future, there is ‘only’: now, now and now…
and….
April 15th, 2009 at 10:14 pm
[..YouTube..] Nah… There’s no past , there’s no future, there is ‘only’: now, now and now…and….
April 16th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
the same thing i said just in retard terms
April 16th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
[..YouTube..] the same thing i said just in retard terms
April 18th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Live it up were all going to die!
April 18th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
[..YouTube..] Live it up were all going to die!
April 26th, 2009 at 8:58 am
Yeah I thought that very same thing. Though I have seen young children with hair just as lovely and fine. But hey, when you’re competing against 3-year-olds and still match them in the beautiful hair stakes, that’s pretty good going!But I have a challenge for The Rez re trying: don’t try and push a river along – it does fine all by itself. But I do like what she said here overall.
April 26th, 2009 at 8:58 am
[..YouTube..] Yeah I thought that very same thing. Though I have seen young children with hair just as lovely and fine. But hey, when you’re competing against 3-year-olds and still match them in the beautiful hair stakes, that’s pretty good going!
But I have a challenge for The Rez re trying: don’t try and push a river along – it does fine all by itself. But I do like what she said here overall.
April 26th, 2009 at 8:58 am
[..YouTube..] Yeah I thought that very same thing. Though I have seen young children with hair just as lovely and fine. But hey, when you’re competing against 3-year-olds and still match them in the beautiful hair stakes, that’s pretty good going!But I have a challenge for The Rez re trying: don’t try and push a river along – it does fine all by itself. But I do like what she said here overall.
April 27th, 2009 at 7:33 am
Yep as I’ve said before, she is the sort of person who raised her hand to every question in the classroom. Little-miss wise.
April 27th, 2009 at 7:33 am
[..YouTube..] Yep as I’ve said before, she is the sort of person who raised her hand to every question in the classroom. Little-miss wise.
May 2nd, 2009 at 9:42 pm
She’s too in love with her self.
May 2nd, 2009 at 9:42 pm
[..YouTube..] She’s too in love with her self.
May 5th, 2009 at 11:21 am
You look so sexy with thoese jeans on.
May 5th, 2009 at 11:21 am
[..YouTube..] You look so sexy with thoese jeans on.
May 8th, 2009 at 1:44 am
never play the electric guitar when you’re standing barefoot on a wet cement floor. don’t ask me how i know that; i just do
May 8th, 2009 at 1:44 am
[..YouTube..] never play the electric guitar when you’re standing barefoot on a wet cement floor. don’t ask me how i know that; i just do
May 9th, 2009 at 9:54 am
Gonna find my baby,gonna hold her tightgonna grab some afternoon delight.My motto’s always been;when it’s right, it’s right.Why wait until themiddle of a cold dark night.When everything’s a littleclearer in the light of day.And you know the night isalways gonna be there any way.Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.-The Starland Vocal Ban 1976 The rest of the lyrics are also meaningful too.
May 9th, 2009 at 9:54 am
[..YouTube..] Gonna find my baby,
gonna hold her tight
gonna grab some afternoon delight.
My motto’s always been;
when it’s right, it’s right.
Why wait until the
middle of a cold dark night.
When everything’s a little
clearer in the light of day.
And you know the night is
always gonna be there any way.
Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.
-The Starland Vocal Ban 1976
The rest of the lyrics are also meaningful too.
May 9th, 2009 at 9:54 am
[..YouTube..] Gonna find my baby,gonna hold her tightgonna grab some afternoon delight.My motto’s always been;when it’s right, it’s right.Why wait until themiddle of a cold dark night.When everything’s a littleclearer in the light of day.And you know the night isalways gonna be there any way.Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.-The Starland Vocal Ban 1976 The rest of the lyrics are also meaningful too.
May 10th, 2009 at 1:58 am
these questions are fun why didnt i think of this
May 10th, 2009 at 1:58 am
[..YouTube..] these questions are fun why didnt i think of this
May 20th, 2009 at 1:49 am
She’s a perfect NY girl, cute, sarcastic and a little mean.
May 20th, 2009 at 1:49 am
[..YouTube..] She’s a perfect NY girl, cute, sarcastic and a little mean.
May 20th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Here’s a deep thought by the master poet himself:Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor playerThat struts and frets his hour upon the stageAnd then is heard no more: it is a taleTold by an idiot, full of sound and fury,Signifying nothing.
May 20th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
[..YouTube..] Here’s a deep thought by the master poet himself:
Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
May 20th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
[..YouTube..] Here’s a deep thought by the master poet himself:Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor playerThat struts and frets his hour upon the stageAnd then is heard no more: it is a taleTold by an idiot, full of sound and fury,Signifying nothing.
May 24th, 2009 at 5:58 pm
ha nice compilation of shallow thought
May 24th, 2009 at 5:58 pm
[..YouTube..] ha nice compilation of shallow thought
May 28th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
Getting old *does* suck. I’m planning on committing suicide once I get frail and decrepit.
May 28th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
[..YouTube..] Getting old *does* suck. I’m planning on committing suicide once I get frail and decrepit.
June 7th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
you can take me anywhere you want
June 7th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
[..YouTube..] you can take me anywhere you want
June 9th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
IM HIGH
June 9th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
[..YouTube..] IM HIGH
June 13th, 2009 at 4:12 am
Ah, yes, Grasshopper, but is it not also the way of the suppository to ultimately find itself in deep shite?
June 13th, 2009 at 4:12 am
[..YouTube..] Ah, yes, Grasshopper, but is it not also the way of the suppository to ultimately find itself in deep shite?
June 25th, 2009 at 7:24 pm
Well thanks for sharing.
June 25th, 2009 at 7:24 pm
[..YouTube..] Well thanks for sharing.
October 7th, 2009 at 10:18 am
Deep Thoughts?? Hell I thought it said deep throat. What a waste.
October 7th, 2009 at 10:18 am
[..YouTube..] Deep Thoughts?? Hell I thought it said deep throat. What a waste.
October 15th, 2009 at 5:59 am
haha the exact same thing i thought
October 15th, 2009 at 5:59 am
[..YouTube..] haha the exact same thing i thought
November 15th, 2009 at 8:01 am
say that in 30 years,lol better think again.
November 15th, 2009 at 8:01 am
[..YouTube..] say that in 30 years,lol better think again.
December 21st, 2009 at 3:25 am
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone’s neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what IS that thing?
December 21st, 2009 at 3:25 am
[..YouTube..] Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone’s neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what IS that thing?
January 25th, 2010 at 3:56 am
[..YouTube..] God ur hot being all deep thoughtive!
March 4th, 2010 at 2:02 am
[..YouTube..] love you much much much!
March 21st, 2010 at 4:14 pm
[..YouTube..] These are deep thoughts? Not buying it. I think these are shallow thoughts. “Life isn’t fair”? A deep thought might be what to do about life not being fair and how best to use a hand grenade. After all, you only get 1 shot.
June 14th, 2010 at 5:01 pm
[..YouTube..] sexy, lolzside the fact of that, you’re videos are just AWESOME!