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Pole dancing! Slutty photos! Dumb bitches who can’t string a damn sentence together! THIS is the best our country has to offer, Miss USA pageant people?

I never thought beauty pageants were anything except awful ridiculousness where girls cashed in on their T&A, but I mean come ON – haven’t the scandals of the Miss USA and Miss Teen USA organizations gone too far?

I know these dumb, plastic-boobied girls aren’t really representing our country, bu they SAY they do, and some people out there BELIEVE this crock. Little girls, even. Aren’t we pushing this too far?

If Mr. Trump, who owns the stupid pageant, wants to rebrand Miss USA as something “hip” or SpikeTV-ish, fine, go for it. But we really need to drop all the other pretense, then. You can’t pretend these girls are humanitarians anymore, Donald, when they are caught with their legs wrapped around poles or with their nostrils rimmed with coke. If you are going to rebrand this dead horse, then please revamp all facets. Including all the stuff that says these girls are exemplary of anything but nice-looking idiotic loose ladies.

58 Responses to “Miss-Used SA”

  1. Designer Says:

    But Rezzie…in many parts of the world, beauty paegents is like the World Cup of Soccer, eh? So when a nation sends someone to the World Pageant, it’s a real big deal to those countries when the girl wins. eg- Venezuela. And ya know what happened after Iceland banned strip clubs? The economy tanked and the men are all leavin’, eh. ;D

  2. Dan Jakubik Says:

    Dear Resident,

    You’re on a roll with some excellent new videos!. Insightful and funny as usual, especially the ending!

    Yes, the USA beauty pageants since 2000, leave things to be desired, such as the contestants having self respect and respectable morals and values.
    In our Internet world, looks still triumph over anything else, including having respectable morals and values.

    From my perspective, I’d say the USA has been on a moral and cultural decline since the 1950’s. Beauty pageants are but one of many examples of this phenomena.

  3. metalmagus Says:

    [..YouTube..] That’s exactly what we are. The U.S.A. that’s a bastion of freedom and justice, that gives actual credit and value to the individual and all citizens have equal unalienable rights, including life, liberty, and THE PURSUIT OF happiness, (Not the right to happiness) is a myth. It’s a legend, and has been since the moment Lincoln died. Kennedy was the last guy to make any progress in restoring us, and look what happened to him.

  4. Madels1 Says:

    [..YouTube..] Loves it.

  5. mariusthq Says:

    [..YouTube..] Yeah mam,you see thats why i tell these guys that USA should import more chicks like you,you know? hard to get and definitly a conversation starter all-year-round,if I ever visit the US of A and i meet you on the streets,i swear mam,read my words: I AM GOING TO KIDNAP you mam…:D,put you in a bag like Baron Cohen try to do with Pamela Anderson,and on to any Arab country of your choice… :-> :smug:

  6. pilikpimp Says:

    [..YouTube..] awwwww… God bless america :)

  7. GenerationXeroFilms Says:

    [..YouTube..] fuck this country

  8. natrod123 Says:

    [..YouTube..] Hater. You used to be hot 5 years ago doing random interviews in the city of New York..what ever happened to that? Nowadays is all POLITICAL crap no one cares about and if they do they are just faking it for the moment. Seriously I stopped watching you for the political stuff especially ever since you joined RT. But that is only me. I know older “adults” will disagree and like what your doing ..each to its own.

  9. lululemon66 Says:

    [..YouTube..] Thank god i live in Canada, although we’re not sooo far behind. Anyway, its all about money in the end. Sex sells, education doesn’t

  10. thegatesoftroy Says:

    [..YouTube..] I don’t think anyone takes the miss america pagent seriously enough to think that the woman in the pagent represents most woman. It is true that may of the woman that take part in these things are soley there because of how they look as most of them lack any merit. At the same time they made the choice to take part in the pagent so they are no being used or objectified (at least not anyone who isnt a complete idiot.).

  11. arodin Says:

    [..YouTube..] Did you wash that flag in the same load as your red socks? Tsk.

  12. gittty Says:

    [..YouTube..] what is so skanky about lingerie? they have already been parading around in swimsuits for decades. don’t be so damn uptight.

  13. timbosforporn Says:

    [..YouTube..] I have no problem with female objectification as you call it. theresident, you must realize that freedom of thought is everyone’s right and if I think that women should be ‘objectified’ because certain male instincts then who are you to interfere with that right? You may not like it yourself and no one has the right to interfere with your freedom to that particular thought but neither do you have the right to interfere with other people’s freedom of dirty thoughts…now let me masterbate

  14. timbosforporn Says:

    [..YouTube..] I generally feel sorry for those contestants since they are put up to so much pressure to live up to some impossibly high moral standard not only in their public life but private life. its really unfair and I blame PC. It used to be these pageants were for looks only. Who cared if they were bitches or hoes because it is beauty contest and superficial by its nature. Let it be what it is and let the contestants be who they are.

  15. timbosforporn Says:

    [..YouTube..] @natrod123 I agree. I liked her randomn interviews more than her political comments. Its not that I think she can’t say them its just that I preferred her funny interviews more. It was her niche….

  16. RitalSoviet Says:

    [..YouTube..] I cannot understand than you not participate. You look to have all necessary to win!

  17. httprover Says:

    [..YouTube..] The flawless jewel is a rarity but the hunt for ir never ends.

  18. goodstuff421 Says:

    [..YouTube..] Miss USkankA, eh? You make some good points.

  19. dustinchen Says:

    [..YouTube..] stop hating

  20. Itsreload Says:

    [..YouTube..] Your right! No more talking at pageants. Just the bikini competition and the lingerie competition. WAIT a minute… aren’t you Canadian?

  21. ronnn111 Says:

    [..YouTube..] TOTALLY agree with you.(and the end of the video- LOL! that was funny)

  22. dsmoya31410 Says:

    [..YouTube..] “practice targets”! Loved the joke. I was not . . . obvious. Guess Miss South Caralina wouldn’t get that one.

  23. Palendrome69 Says:

    [..YouTube..] Beautifull in every way as always.

  24. Simon Says:

    The media is to blame for EVERYTHING. Always.

    :D

  25. BrettHartel Says:

    [..YouTube..] lol

  26. MizAnya Says:

    [..YouTube..] i really feel sometimes that americans no longer have any morals- all that seems to matter to them is money. it’s a sad state of affairs. you don’t have a government that looks out for the people, you have a government that’s only concerned with helping large corporate companies make more and more profits. how else would you explain bail outs, the sun block cream fiasco, the ‘dead peasant insurance’ scams. i could go on.

  27. iluvphysio Says:

    [..YouTube..] weren’t you promoting poll dancing yourself as exercise????? Perhaps she was doing it just for a contest not for a job. :)

  28. kyew1969 Says:

    [..YouTube..] I see you’re wearing makeup and plucking your eyebrows… It seems vanity is an insidious evil permeating the entire female gender. You do it for no less reason than the hopeful pageant winners… what basically amounts to ratings.

  29. blacklite911 Says:

    [..YouTube..] I think the contestants have always been just ordinary bimbos but with the media the way it is nowadays you just see it more. I’m surprised you’re tang it this serious haha

  30. supercalifragable Says:

    [..YouTube..] You’re Hot!

  31. LittleEmoBoy001 Says:

    [..YouTube..] I’m sick of average looking bitches with alot of make-up being spoken of as if they are Goddesses. The reason these beauty pageants do so well is because of sexual repression. Get laid ya horny fucks!

  32. gardengrowsevenonefo Says:

    [..YouTube..] you’re my Miss USA

  33. 560e Says:

    [..YouTube..] Lori, you should enter yourself into the Miss Catholic Prude New York contest :)

  34. runtubefantasy Says:

    [..YouTube..] you remind me of Britanny murphy in a huge way.

  35. chrisqx2 Says:

    [..YouTube..] ur just mad because u didn’t get to become Miss USA, but have good looks

  36. mariotaz Says:

    [..YouTube..] Those Miss Teen USA and Adult whatever are just stupid. It’s a pointless contest that just makes America try to seem important. Like Spelling Bees or whatever. NO OTHER COUNTRY HAS THEM!

  37. gregmc3 Says:

    [..YouTube..] Hater. Lol.

  38. Pato100000 Says:

    [..YouTube..] @dhl1986 rough indeed. nicely put!

  39. qland Says:

    [..YouTube..] Hey rezRight on!

  40. salemrush Says:

    [..YouTube..] Say RezDo you pin the mic on your boob to to distract me?And what was that you were saying again?I missed it.

  41. Lalo3001 Says:

    [..YouTube..] Don’t forget Carrie “Miss family values” Prejean, aka Miss California who let her far right wing views cloud her judgment and ended up pissing off sponsors and organizers etc till they fired her.BTW: Ms. Resident, I’d vote for you if you were in the Miss USA pageant :)

  42. TheFactOfEvolution Says:

    [..YouTube..] If the USA want’s to redeem it’s image a good idea is to raise the bar on the pageant competitions, like a minimum requirement of a masters or a phd for all entries

  43. tuberpie68 Says:

    [..YouTube..] theresident: I just happened to stumble upon you in this vid. You should be Miss Universe, if the title is to go to the most beautiful, the sexiest, the best analytical thinker, or the best at fun making! 8 ) I’m subscribing for more. Please keep[ up the great work!

  44. milesbennettdyson Says:

    [..YouTube..] @dhl1986 She wore the shirt–if she didn’t want the comments, she could have gone with a cute button-up blouse. This is what I don’t get–women cry “objectification” when _other_ women use their looks to get ahead, but it’s always ‘hard work and positive attitude’ when they get ahead themselves. Why else do actresses spend so much money making themselves look like love dolls, only to deny anything but a ‘positive attitude’ on the red carpet? That attitude must be why their faces are frozen.

  45. Schizianity Says:

    [..YouTube..] @LiesMustStop seriously. But if you asked me, she already is Miss U.S.A. Americans just haven’t realized it yet.

  46. Steenville Says:

    [..YouTube..] Bad girl, Lori- shut up, be happy. Don´t think too much, its bad for business. And now go back to your TV set.

  47. kraftsportNO Says:

    [..YouTube..] I dont’ get it. You are smart, sexy, outgoing and independent, yet you are so often angry? Are you not happy? I am sure making more positive videos would make your more success.

  48. BigMTBrain Says:

    [..YouTube..] @theresident – Funny, but… not to recommend you be a copycat, but… if you were to employ the multiple personalities technique that Nat (communitychannel) uses, your skits will automatically be ten times as entertaining, and you will be able to convey more with point / counterpoint dialog. Sure, it will take more planning and time, but I think YOU’RE worth it. I always find you smart, interesting and entertaining. I’m just recommending a technique that I’m sure will make you even more so.

  49. ShiekUrBooty Says:

    [..YouTube..] It’s a clam race with high dollar sponsers!

  50. VictorScotland Says:

    [..YouTube..] Everybody knows they are dumb. They do not need to be smart. Its not their job.

  51. 1947rande Says:

    [..YouTube..] if people didn’t watch them.they would go away

  52. biggy Says:

    I will admit right now that I watch you because you’re so attractive–and what makes you attractive is more than looks, although you are a looker, you have some smarts too, and are too cute for words! I mean it, thats why I watch.

  53. justmks Says:

    [..YouTube..] I would have loved to put that mic on you. Mmmm, tittie mic.

  54. finaltits Says:

    [..YouTube..] $100 says that you have Narcissistic Personality Disorder

  55. GravDiga Says:

    [..YouTube..] You have won the prize of the 200th video, on my funny playlist xD

  56. lorrielamb Says:

    [..YouTube..] “skanks”? “bitches”?You should be ashamed of yourself – you’re in no position to judge anyone, particularly while wearing a top that shows your bra.

  57. Zazilium Says:

    [..YouTube..] white tank tops…

  58. Zazilium Says:

    [..YouTube..] Like you dont cash in on you looks…

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