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I’ve been meaning to do a piece on the hypocrisy of so-called Christians for a while, because I’m REALLY FED UP with people thinking that if they say they’re Christian it means they can act however they want.

It’s the opposite, you hypocrites!

But, being a girl who believes in not throwing stones whilst living in a glass house and all that, I had to make this video first. But now that I did that, I figured it was time to go for it.

So, enjoy this sermon on the green screen where I clearly go for it. NOTE: The southern accent just came out. I am not southern. Apparently my inner preacher is, though.

186 Responses to “Conservative Christians Can Suck It”

  1. hughster41 Says:

    [..YouTube..] @dwellerofrhymes -Learn something new everyday. As far as you calling me names, you can go fuck yourself (no not in the bible eitther)!

  2. chapmando2007 Says:

    [..YouTube..] Please show us all the way that this system is going to work when everyone is on welfare and there is no one left to pay for it. Then all you needy parasites will have no more bodies to suck off of. This video is rediculous and Theresident is living in some kind of Freddy Krewgger type nightmare.

  3. sz42781 Says:

    [..YouTube..] @KurzLuppii I think the illegals would agree with you there. Unfortunately there is limeted jobs and room in this country, jobs and room taken from legals. Thats all I have to say on the subject.

  4. saturateu Says:

    [..YouTube..] came across as an angry serpent

  5. KurzLuppii Says:

    [..YouTube..] @sz42781 Thats what you just said is completely untrue.The amount of jobs in economy is not stagnant, it isn’t a big game of Musical chairs, if more people join the game the ratio of people to chairs will stay the same.Nice little quip on the end btw.

  6. Twostones00 Says:

    [..YouTube..] The real problem is when people mix religion and politics and then it gets real scary. Then they do really scary things they tell themselves are right in their own mind. That is where the hypocrites come from. They really have no religion at all.Peace to all. Good Job Lori!

  7. JaneyC Says:

    [..YouTube..] Harrerurah!

  8. th3inquisitiv31 Says:

    [..YouTube..] you should have taken the word “conservative” out of the tittle

  9. ibkristykat Says:

    [..YouTube..] Mixing God/Jesus with anything but good is just wrong. The only one getting shot on my property is someone who wants to KILL or HURT me or my husband… take all they want, just leave ME alone.

  10. brklynusa Says:

    [..YouTube..] Nice Vid! That’s what happens when all you have to do is believe some nonsensical, ridiculous and absurd story.

  11. wickedlick Says:

    [..YouTube..] Great video! Should be fun responding to hate filled cult members tomorrow.

  12. MakeItFunkyProds Says:

    [..YouTube..] AMEN Lori!!! Woo hoooooo! Loved this video! And I think I love you too…. hahahahaha.~Vince

  13. LalitaLilly Says:

    [..YouTube..] I’m Catholic, and i do my best to avoid to comment on religious-related contents, because simply i like to keep my believes to myself, but please Lori allow me to make an exception here to firmly say Amen sister! I like this video :)

  14. happycrystal7 Says:

    [..YouTube..] Am a christian and far from perfect good people don’t go to heaven forgiven people do and yes there are many hypocrites in this life who hide behind there religion to justify there actions its sad but how you judge others is how god will judge u so with that said ! I know what you mean ! and it annoys me

  15. Subfightr Says:

    [..YouTube..] what is the definition of christian? just requires a belief in jesus does it not? if simply being a good person is good enough then Im a christian and I dont even believe in god

  16. Designer Says:

    Kinda cryptic an’ creepy music, Rezzie.

    I’ve noticed one thing about someChristians – that they seem to sin all week, hurt/backstab others, then go ta Church on Sunday to be absolved of their sins. Then, they git ta start over again anew as if nothing happened or anythin’ they did wrong is completely forgotten…jus like that, With a magic wand and Zap! They’re completely fresh again! Like a new commercial or TV episode. Great, aint it? Perhaps they don’t notice what they’ve done wrong last week.

    Oh well, is the way of their Lord, I guess.

  17. Loreki Says:

    [..YouTube..] Amen. Praise Jebus. Did I say that right?I agree with you about people using their faith to justify however they might choose to live; but I don’t think it’s anything new. The only answer is to encourage people to look beyond the Bible for justification – to challenge them to find some other reason not rooted in their faith that their actions can be considered right. From there we can suggest that if there isn’t only; that their faith may be misplaced.

  18. soundscapenyc Says:

    [..YouTube..] aMEN sister!!

  19. soundscapenyc Says:

    [..YouTube..] i hope Lori is an atheist. she’s *way* to smart and cool to believe in an imaginary sky daddy.

  20. httprover Says:

    [..YouTube..] We are indeed fortunate that Christ did not turn away the doubting Thomases. Part of Christ’s message was the we should not to just blindly follow rules but rather follow the spirit of the law. We should be critical of our own actions too. There is a need for balance in our thinking.

  21. Vogter2100 Says:

    [..YouTube..] Are you still a believer?

  22. MassZombicide Says:

    [..YouTube..] Do not think that I came to bring peace on the earth; I did not come to bring peace, but a sword. If anyone comes to Me, and does not hate his own father and mother and wife and children and brothers and sisters, yes, and even his own life, he cannot be My disciple.

  23. DawnLaurene Says:

    [..YouTube..] Hey Res~ Tripped over you via Vogter. Oh, too funny & I agree~kids do suck! Even mine, from time to time :)

  24. amoxtlacatl Says:

    [..YouTube..] Amen!

  25. theresident Says:

    [..YouTube..] @RAMKING61 Yep, that’s me! hahaha

  26. theresident Says:

    [..YouTube..] @DawnLaurene Haha, thanks Dawn!

  27. theheat151 Says:

    [..YouTube..] @MegaVolcano, you said “I’m an Atheist and I follow Jesus’ teachings better than most Christians.” I highly doubt that. The sermon on the mount wasn’t the only thing that Jesus Christ preached. He also preached more in believing the Gospel, repentance to God Almighty, and forsaking sin and self.

  28. fahim113 Says:

    [..YouTube..] I’m no Christian but I’m pretty sure Jesus was one rockin’ dude!!

  29. TruthCeeker333 Says:

    [..YouTube..] Parody fail. Propaganda.

  30. juliact Says:

    [..YouTube..] A-MEN to that!!

  31. Diasfu Says:

    [..YouTube..] Nice;)

  32. zragisha Says:

    [..YouTube..] they worship me with their lips, but their hearts are far from me.

  33. Cameron Says:

    Thank you Jesus!

    Joshiah dot com

  34. Arnie Moon Says:

    Amen!!! Halleluiah!!! Sister!!! Praise the resident….

  35. Leslie Roussell Says:

    I didn’t realize that snakes could get angry? The comments are so God-Damned entertaining! ‘……but the things that you’re liable to read in the bible…they ain’t necessarily so……
    The religious right would have paid more attention had you not work a bra under that dress, darlin………

  36. CLN Says:

    I love this video! Hey so-called Christians out there, when you were a young child, you believed in Santa Claus because adults told you the stories of Santa, and you “bought in”…but then you were told he didn’t exist and you also believed that. If nobody told you that Santa didn’t exist, you would still believe in him. Religion is Santa Claus for adults…not an ounce of proof on anything in the Bible and it all can be disproven with facts and science. So I guess you also think dinosaurs never existed??

  37. Pigseye Says:

    Lori,
    I had no idea how many Red Necks watched you. Better be careful, the next thing you know you will be a snuff chewing, rifle tote-ing, bible spouting subhuman with a southern accent that thinks the civil war never happened. Oops, the phoney sothern accent is beginnign already.

  38. Bruce Says:

    Of course con Christians are obnoxious but then again Christ never existed
    or does God-all “faith Heads” are obnoxious

  39. Dan Jakubik Says:

    Wow! Excellent work Lori ! Impressive satirical religious humor.
    This is one of your best videos ever! You certainly “hit the nail on the head”, with this one!

    I’m a long time, non-practicing Catholic and agree 100% with your perspective.
    I salute, applaud and admire your bravery, honesty and sense of humor!
    I had no idea you were so talented. Good accent also.

    I think this is your funniest video ever. Good enough to possibly qualify for a television series or feature film role? This video is certain to create some angry responses, and the irony is, these angry responses will be from the very people you’re talking about! Personally, I’ve always thought of Christians as being a little overly sensitive, in addition to self righteous, and “two face” behavior and words.

    Keep up the good work!

  40. Adam Says:

    AMEN! …not bad at all… well said.

  41. robertcurliss Says:

    amen sister! Ra!

  42. David Says:

    Lori, I understand how you feel and am sadden that you feel that way. Many of those professing to be Christians have a head knowledge but not a heart knowledge. Jesus came to save all people from their sins, “God is not willing any any should perish but that all come to repentance”. Those whose comments showed their disbelief and hatred of God should know He still cares for them even in their unbelief.

    A second point is on being a conservative, just like those who profess to be Christians with their head and not their hearts cause harm to Christ, so does those who profess to be conservative but in reality are something else. Conservative believe that the best way to help people is to do like the Chinese proverb says “Give a man a fish and you feed him for the day, teach a man to fish and you feed him for a life time”. We need to stop the daily feeding by developing them into self providers. Some folks do not want to get away from your table as long as you will do the work for them. Thanks for allowing me to comment.

  43. jimbonk Says:

    Nice video! There are too many of those assholes in this country. Amen sista!

  44. Tim McClannahan Says:

    You got it little girl I hear that all the time.

  45. timbosforporn Says:

    [..YouTube..] @flysi It also teaches people to not be judgemental such as pointing out the flaws of other people.

  46. Dickgozinya69 Says:

    [..YouTube..] Hey Resident,Are you a Jew? You sure sound like one.

  47. Ipluckithard Says:

    [..YouTube..] I am proud to call myself a conservative Christian…when will you present you boobies to me?

  48. ebalida Says:

    [..YouTube..] It would be better if more people made an honest search of what it means to give your life to Jesus. Don’t look at the the few people that you do not like, and then reject Christ, but instead study who Jesus is, and the gift he has for you. Jesus said that He stands at the door of your heart, and knocks, if any one opens that door, He will come in and sup with him, and Him with he. It’s your choice to open the door, or leave it shut.

  49. deepmind Says:

    [..YouTube..] I get the feeling, Lori, that you’re not really sure WHERE you stand here, because the accent comes off as self-mockeryJust sayin’

  50. STILLNAKEDBULLWINKLE Says:

    [..YouTube..] @UFMD1 no, I thanked christ for saving me. when I was child I did childish things, like colored eggs, when I became a man, I put away childish things like coloring eggs but appreciate the fun it was and importance for children to enjoy themselves. as an adult, I understand how faith is important where for you, I do not know what is important but good luck.

  51. STILLNAKEDBULLWINKLE Says:

    [..YouTube..] @UFMD1 that is a bold statement. you Know the bible better than most? wow, how do you know that you know more than most? LOL

  52. STILLNAKEDBULLWINKLE Says:

    [..YouTube..] @NinjaAnarchist typical comment from a typical person not very happy in their life. we all have gripes but you sir or child cannot do it respectfully then why do you bother?

  53. gbbmmfic Says:

    [..YouTube..] yes jesus is coming and boy..he’s gonna be pissed

  54. gbbmmfic Says:

    [..YouTube..] gawd has a message for you…just send 5 dollars unto me and i will tell you what it is…

  55. ShawnPangle Says:

    [..YouTube..] again the resident removes my comment………lets me know where she sits when you make a point that she cant address. Apperently “she knows not what she does” lol.

  56. nikkirei21 Says:

    [..YouTube..] Love this video, it’s too bad these people are giving Christians such a bad name

  57. justmks Says:

    [..YouTube..] Jesus your boobs look weird in that shirt bra combo

  58. troyjaboy08 Says:

    [..YouTube..] Lol welcome to Louisiana, it’s like almost everyone here is exactly what you just described. I’m a conservative, but these people seriously irk me.

  59. coma0789 Says:

    [..YouTube..] @ShawnPangle ….? She wasn’t attacking guns and faith. She was pointing out that there are people who claim to be Christians but then do the opposite of what Christians should do by trying to use said firearms to hurt people trying to steal or just trespassing. The same could be said about a Christian using a spear to hurt someone for trespassing but that example would have been a tad out of date wouldn’t it? Don’t think about it as an assault the religious but those who falsely claim to be.

  60. coma0789 Says:

    [..YouTube..] @timbosforporn A: If she had addressed every religion and its hypocrites we would have been here forever. Just because she only addressed one group doesn’t mean she feels different about the others.B: For someone who further up the page was talking about not pointing out the flaws of others you really like putting down the “left” or the “liberals”.C: If the Democrats are now communists or socialists for wanting HC reform and such, what does that make Republicans for doing the Patriot Act?

  61. 50kT Says:

    [..YouTube..] oops.. aw right when i said “amen!” i stared right at your juicy breasts :(

  62. coma0789 Says:

    [..YouTube..] @mwe1967 lol so the Church didn’t use to make people pay them in order to forgive sins and then pocket the money???< -That is rhetorical… If you think there is no corruption in the Churches or even charities then you are rather naive. But to each his own and I hope that doesn’t discourage you from trying to help because even the 10 cents that gets through is gonna help :D

  63. coma0789 Says:

    [..YouTube..] @BigYellowFishGuy As a deity who preaches “turning the other cheek” isn’t he kinda like a walking WMD but permanently on safety?

  64. coma0789 Says:

    [..YouTube..] @oblibious47 In my opinion she was trying to deliver a message from Christian to Christian. Also she wasn’t being hateful, just pointing out the hypocrisies of that kind of thinking. Oh, in case you missed it, there were Christian terrorist who were planning an assault on police officers just recently in the U.S. so stop pretending the only “terrorists” are Radical Muslims.

  65. coma0789 Says:

    [..YouTube..] I think the message would have been a tad more well received without the accent.

  66. Sloot20 Says:

    [..YouTube..] Nothing quite like taking the piss out of these overzealous religious scrubs. God is dead people, it’s time to grow up.And corruption ? You’re talking about it as if it’s the occasional ‘dirty fingers in the donation bowl.’ When the same people who preach you your gospel are under indictment for raping 1000’s of blind and deaf little boys, it’s time to re-evaluate where you put your faith, no matter what religious denomination you believe.If you believe in God today, slap yourself.

  67. cgts18 Says:

    [..YouTube..] That’s whats good about being an Atheist!

  68. BCDanno63 Says:

    [..YouTube..] Christ didn’t insist that the Romans ,Herod ,Pilate or any of the powers that be, take the welfare of the less fortunate into their hearts. He did it himself and asked us to follow his example!! Nothing the Gov’t does works without tons of waste,earmarks and CORRUPTION..Think Globally and Act Locally it’s the only way to get anything done…..

  69. SDR450R Says:

    [..YouTube..] Now that was funny. +1 on the accent.

  70. theresident Says:

    [..YouTube..] @SDR450R Ha! Thanks. Kept slipping in and out there but I FELT it!

  71. robertpoulton Says:

    [..YouTube..] @renegade2142 I would bring our men and women home. I would take the military budget and half it, putting the savings into education and health care. I would freeze taxes and require balanced budgets. Then I would secure our boarder.The family, justice and fair gov’t need to be restored. Thief’s on wall street run the white house. Term limits for gov’t and lobbying made illegal. Finally remove personhood of corps.Religious freedom :) Thank you for the respectful disagreement. God bless.

  72. robertpoulton Says:

    [..YouTube..] @renegade2142 Fair enough, we can disagree on who has control over our lives. Thankfully, you’re not willing to give it to those in the white house. If we can agree on that, that would be enough for me today.There are more like me, truly. Christians who will fight the good fight. Unfortunately, too many ‘Christians’ don’t live it, and the ones you’re hearing screaming stuff on TV don’t represent my values ; and maybe not God’s either.

  73. robertpoulton Says:

    [..YouTube..] @BCDanno63 Well said. Well said! I agree.

  74. renegade2142 Says:

    [..YouTube..] @robertpoulton Your views remind of Congressman Ron Paul, another Christian who I have much respect for. Religious differences are what founded this country (in part anyways) and a friend of liberty and the constitution is a friend of mine.

  75. blacklungsjoe Says:

    [..YouTube..] Wow really hit the nail on the head here. I’m a devote Christain, always will be. I’m not in any church though. I have personally witnessed all the hypocrisy the Rez mentions here. I encourage everypne to read the Bible, Jesus was a pretty decent guy, unlike the ’so called christains’

  76. Dan Jakubik Says:

    Great job! Love your satirical humor, perceptiveness and personality !
    This is your best, truest and funniest video ever!
    I’m a long time non-practicing Catholic and agree 100% with your perspective.
    Good body language and Southern accent !

  77. lamarimpala Says:

    [..YouTube..] ROCK ON

  78. lamarimpala Says:

    [..YouTube..] ROCK ON THE RESIDENT ROCK ON

  79. lamarimpala Says:

    [..YouTube..] THE RESIDENT FOR THE PRESIDENT2016

  80. timbosforporn Says:

    [..YouTube..] @Ipluckithard There is only one kind of christian and that is christian christian. The label conservative or liberal only applies to your poltical beliefs and not your personal beliefs about your spirituallity. Not trying to attack you but just pointing out the differences.

  81. timbosforporn Says:

    [..YouTube..] @coma0789 I think it was to ensure we don’t have anymore terrorist incidents that was protecting our rights such as the right to live but HC reform destroyed our freedom because now doctors can’t practice medicine the way they want and the government controls the choices I make about what medical services I am to get. I’m not worried. 37states have some plan to nullify and I suspect it is going to get repealed. Its a big yawner of a victory for Obama

  82. Abuzete Says:

    [..YouTube..] Amen sister!

  83. Subfightr Says:

    [..YouTube..] @STILLNAKEDBULLWINKLE thx for the responce, that’ what I thought. I’m used to being denied, my Gf denies me every night, being denied in death as well won’t be much of a shocker.

  84. timbosforporn Says:

    [..YouTube..] What people don’t realize is that the teachings of Jesus are not about what the organizers of the church do but about the teachings themselves. It does not matter if there are hypocrits in the church since it is not their moral standard you are trying to live up to. To do so, would be humuliating to yourself since you are constantly being judged by another person who is no better than anyone else in this world.

  85. bornagain001 Says:

    [..YouTube..] Well that was certainly a waste of 2 minutes of my life.

  86. Sccrjslusher Says:

    [..YouTube..] You are now officially my hero. Thanks you = ]

  87. jwf13 Says:

    [..YouTube..] Like she wouldn’t defender herself. lol Hasn’t she done a “Taxes are too high” piece, she wouldn’t want to keep what is her’s?

  88. d3n2000 Says:

    [..YouTube..] its okay to maken fun of christians. try it with islam. i’m unsubscribing.

  89. zimmer28 Says:

    [..YouTube..] Great stuff!

  90. Metroid02099 Says:

    [..YouTube..] Preach Laurie! PREACH SISTER!AMEN!!!

  91. maxauto44e Says:

    [..YouTube..] @theresident thats what she said

  92. wbmxx Says:

    [..YouTube..] @d3n2000 Aww… Truth hurts.

  93. terder123 Says:

    [..YouTube..] this is great… true in every sense. The hypocrycy of these right wing fascists is astounding.They think that they if they call themselves christians they can get away with spouting their hatred and selfishness for others.Im sure that if their Jesus were alive today he would be disgusted with them in every way

  94. Markus Says:

    She’s so right! Not only the religious fanatics all over the world,
    every people should start using god given brain like she does.

  95. robi2000 Says:

    [..YouTube..] Well i must say. Jews are even worse.

  96. jamesmorgandavies Says:

    [..YouTube..] this video = epic trolling.*many/most on welfare are kids – & kids don’t run any lobbies or set up many PACs do they now?*this site is FUBAR. youtube 2.0 can lick my sherries. now if i think a video is so-so, i can either lie & say it sucked or lie & say it pwned, or not rate at all. plus the static prefab “related video” list is a bitchslap to content-uploaders & viewers alike as well as a step backwards.* have a good spring.* *

  97. Nalhovito Says:

    [..YouTube..] Amen!!!!

  98. MySquare475 Says:

    [..YouTube..] @robi2000 Well that is prejudiced and uncalled for. Now, if you say Zionists are even worse, you will have many more people agreeing with you. Not all Jewish people are Zionists, and those who are, are not always extremists either.

  99. MySquare475 Says:

    [..YouTube..] @d3n2000 Its not Christians per se that she is “making fun of”, but the hypocrites. However, it is a sad fact that most people that call themselves Christians are also VERY big hypocrites as well. That is why, when someone tells me they are Christian (especially if the topic never came up), I become very leery of the person.

  100. leeuniverse Says:

    While, I agree with your view on some of the negative “attitudes” towards others some Christians engage in that are not Christlike especially from Evangelicals, I’m very offended as a Conservative and a Christian at the way you both misrepresent conservatism and you misrepresent general christian doctrine. While I’m LDS and we differ in some things, the things you mention we don’t differ on and you are misrepresenting what the scriptures actually teach as well as how christians and conservatives relate to such.

    I don’t have the time to go into specifics of what you said, but it’s the normal liberal rants that LIE about what conservatives and christians actually believe.

    I will take just one issue though, and that is your comment about Welfare & Taxes being the Christlike thing to do. You don’t actually know the scriptures. Christ said to “give” freely, he didn’t say that we should be “forced” to help others. Further, the more you tax those who are the creators of wealth, the more you are going to make EVERYONE poor. America gives more than ALL other country’s combined, and that is BECAUSE of Capitalism.

    Further, Jesus once asked which is better, to give a man a fish or to teach a man to fish??? While yes, we need to be charitable, Jesus said it was to be voluntary, and it is supposed to be temporary. So, instead of focusing on TAKING from others as you are as the answer to the poor in society, you should be focused as conservatives are on “lifting” the poor from their circumstances, not by keeping them slaves by giving them handouts. See, you tax the wealthy, the wealthy have less to go around, when there is less to go around businesses raises prices, people loose jobs, pay goes down, there is less investment capital which is the engine of helping the poor become rich, on and on.

    Liberals, you have good intentions, but you don’t have the intelligence to understand the terrible consequences of your good intentions, specifically the “solutions” and “conclusions” you make to try and solve the problems. There are “better” ways than you come up with. There is the Constitution, there is the Free Market, and there is teaching good values, self reliance, responsibility, character, etc., so the next generation is “less” about “me”, less about “coveting”. In fact, that is a good point….. Do you remember that Commandment “Thou shalt not Covet”??? See, when you want to “take” from others to give to others, and other start “expecting” the Government to take care of them you are creating a culture that “covets”, and becomes lazy, etc.

    Anyway, so much could be said….. But, your simplistic characterizations are not the truth, and there are simply better ways to with issues than theft, than taxes, than destroying the economy turning into a third world economy, etc. We have the wealthiest society on the planet, even the poor have more wealth than the middle class of many other country’s. So, work on the problems, but don’t fix them the way other country’s try to, and thus making us worse.

  101. vodkasvictim Says:

    [..YouTube..] Somethings wrong with my computer – that niggette looked white.Everybody who wants to give me points for being politicallt incorrect reply to this message with the words “high 5″

  102. mygodhowbigisthat Says:

    [..YouTube..] Amen Sister!

  103. mygodhowbigisthat Says:

    [..YouTube..] @vodkasvictim-low five, very low, in fact have a low ten.

  104. mygodhowbigisthat Says:

    [..YouTube..] Lets throw some fuel on the fire here – Jesus, cool guy that he was (and some think still is) was the first Socialist revolutionary (maybe the second if you count Budha). Most yanks hate that idea, why? He said we’re all brothers and sisters (B&W), that we must protect and help the poor and oppressed, and that the persuit of wealth was an evil undertaking – yet McCarthy would have had him up in front of ‘The Commission’ for saying it. ‘God’ bless ye America- the source of many a good joke.

  105. vodkasvictim Says:

    [..YouTube..] @mygodhowbigisthat The tod likes a doub;e 5 *gives you a low ten*

  106. UFMD1 Says:

    [..YouTube..] @STILLNAKEDBULLWINKLE better than most who claim the title for themselves, perhaps the concept is too deep for your understanding, my apologizes. Bold? Yes, why not? I am a Man with strength and dignity, do you wish for me to be weak and follow what I’m told? Shall I feel bad for having looked deeper into matters, learning languages of the peoples who wrote the old scriptures, learning the scriptures that were and were not included with the modern bible? I learned the history, you should too.

  107. STILLNAKEDBULLWINKLE Says:

    [..YouTube..] @UFMD1 well, listening to your comments and seeing your avatar pic of merlin awakening the dragon in excalibur, I can only say, huh???? LOL

  108. UFMD1 Says:

    [..YouTube..] @STILLNAKEDBULLWINKLE ah yes, the things that make ya go hmmm, indeed.

  109. Zazilium Says:

    [..YouTube..] Only 4517 plays? Really… but she’s super hot!

  110. Andrew Says:

    It is disappointing that you made a generalization. I am both conservative and Catholic. Lets make a few things clear:

    1. Conservatives should give to the less fortunate. We just disagree with people being lazy and the attitude of expecting something for nothing. Want to be here? (America) Learn English and get a job. Giving to the less fortunate is up to me. The issue is choice. You are taking away my ability to choose. Cant do that.

    2. I own guns, plenty of ‘em. Just what do you expect me to do when one of those illegal immigrants breaks into my home to rob me of property or life because he or she doesnt have a job? (Mind you, this could be because he or she is lazy OR doesnt speak English OR both). What should I do? Run? Nope. Dont be where you shouldnt be and dont do what you shouldnt do. Thats the answer.

    2.1 The law says nothing about being able to, “shoot someone dead for just walking on [our] property.”

    3. Consult the bible. It says that there is nothing wrong with a man or woman being rich. It does infer that it will be difficult for that man or woman to make it to Heaven as a result. Then again, who is to say they know how God defines wealth. And THAT definition is the one that counts.

    4. If liberals had any sense whatsoever, they would be conservatives. When is more government EVER good? The founding fathers believed in less government. That’s why America materialized in the first place. Fact.

  111. Michaellxxx Says:

    [..YouTube..] quite agree with you.

  112. Deacon Says:

    @leeuniverse & Andrew…
    You both state categorical responses to “Liberals” and then go on to generalize in the manner that you condemn. And both of you speak of the ‘fact’ that “Liberals” are some how inferior to “conservatives”, mentally, spiritually or otherwise. And you both do this after espousing “Christian Ideals”.

    Very interesting.

  113. eulex10 Says:

    [..YouTube..] Christ yes Christians NoGandhi

  114. eulex10 Says:

    [..YouTube..] I wanna marry youLOL

  115. atrickpay11 Says:

    [..YouTube..] +1 on conservative christians can suck it. But abolish coerced welfare. Charity must be voluntarily girl.

  116. lastnamefang Says:

    [..YouTube..] Hey Lori, thanks for putting up a good show for people like me: teenage and needing of a good role model… youtube-wise. It’s good to know there are people like you who don’t buy into the sex sells thing, because i always knew there was something about Lacey Green that really bothered me. Good luck in your religious endeavors.

  117. Andrew Says:

    Deacons,

    You seem like a pretty intelligent individual. For the time being, forget about “universe.” I will speak for myself.

    Youre right, I do make a generalization of liberals. And beyond that, youre right, I am guilty of sins Id rather not commit. A lot gets lost in translation, and you cant hear me say what I have to say. So, just understand that the generalization that I made in jest about liberals and conservatives is about those groups as wholes, not about particular people within either affiliation.

    However, the generalization to which I referred was the one the author made of ALL conservative Christians. Since I have to water this down for you, here goes: not all conservative Christians are what you say they are. The shame here is that less intelligent viewers will watch this and think that this is the way ALL conservative Christians are. Thats wrong. (Nevermind that the title alone is enough to incite God’s disappointment OR that certain parts of her argument are entirely incorrect.) And yep, I understand that it was done for effect.

    It would appear that you are a liberal. It would also appear that you disagree with my generalization of liberals. Nothing wrong with that. You have your opinion and I have mine. I dont mean to diss liberals. I just dont understand how any intelligent liberal could disagree with the conservative argument.

  118. gracieluexo Says:

    [..YouTube..] @Joncingular I understand what you are trying to say however, in the Bible it says Christians are supposed to lead by example & should have their life in the image of Christ’s (e.g behave the way Jesus would have). I am not sure what the Muslim or JW’s beleive & I’m not saying that they do not do it to- & im sure theresident isnt saying that they dont to, but the Christians have a set of guidlines that they are supposed to live their lives by & some think its just enough to go to church.

  119. thehumorist Says:

    Religion, divides us. And it’s not because of the religion’s ideologies that divides us, it’s the people who argue these ideologies. Whether you’re a liberal Christian, or conservative Christian. It’s the same as when you compare it to these Islamic extremist, who kill in the name of God, other Muslims would argue it’s spurious. People tend to use God as a mean to further their cause, if God’s behind it, who’ll argue? The conservative Christian cause is skewed from within their own congregation, most of them, if not all should re-read the word.

  120. jameskoenig3388 Says:

    [..YouTube..] Most Christians are hypocrites. I was raised Protestant, so I’m not defending another religion. That being said, (I know this is crazy) I think that Christians, especially Catholics are followers of Satan, but were tricked into believing it is God. Jesus Christ was basically a human sacrifice. He died for our sins. (???) Then people were forced to believe or they were slaughtered, in The Crusades. Also, what’s with drinking the blood of Christ in Communion? YUK! Sound Satanic to me.

  121. oblibious47 Says:

    [..YouTube..] Why don’t you try picking on murderous, terrorist Muslims, or don’t you have the B@lls to do that, Missy?

  122. tehorix789 Says:

    [..YouTube..] Your videos are well done and thoughtful. I’ve especially been enjoying the “street interviews” in which you ask simple, but direct, questions.

  123. tehorix789 Says:

    [..YouTube..] Simple questions, although the answers are often not.

  124. supercalifragable Says:

    [..YouTube..] Lori why are you so sexy?

  125. psycofloyd Says:

    [..YouTube..] Catholicism isn’t ChristianityChristianity isn’t a religionChristianity is spiritualThe nonspiritual cannot understand the spiritual

  126. Randy Says:

    You have some what of a piont here. Some Christians make thier own rules up as they go along. I am a Christian and no i’m not perfect, but I do try to turn from my old ways of doing things, saying things each and every day its a life long journey. The problem here is you and everyone else who is not a Christian, think that Christians should be automatically perfect as Jesus was and is. We are always under attack and this is because the devil has corrupted out society with inappropiate, TV shows, movies, News..ect. You don’t see this because your caught up in it, we see these things just like Jesus said, he brings us out of darkness and into the light. I bet you dont even know what the Bible says, you probably never read it. The Bible is our owners manual for life just like a car comes with one, if you dont read it, you dont know how to operate it…
    Love ya,
    RM

  127. Deacon Says:

    @Andrew

    Thank you for the kind words, and I repay you the compliment. You likewise seem intelligent and given to thoughtful discourse. Thank you for being civil in your approach, that is much appreciated.

    “It would appear that you are a liberal”

    You assume much. ;-)

    Opinions are just that, opinions. And people are not so easily divided into neat categories of “Liberal/Progressive” or “Conservative”. Each of us resides within our own reality defined by our individual experiences. Those experiences form the basis for our perceptions of everything we see, hear, feel and do.

    I do not categorize myself in such limited fashions. I try to think of the best possible choice to achieve the best possible outcome. I believe in God and hold true to Christian tenants, but I am not “born again”. I do my level best not to judge those around me since I have no way of knowing or understanding the experiences that brought them to a given moment in time. And, we agree that the ‘effect’ of the title and the content of this video are very good dramatic devices which have done what they intended to do, spur discussion. My only concerns as I read all of these posts are the ones who attempt to negate the validity of another’s views/ideals solely because they do not line up with their own.

    “I just dont understand how any intelligent liberal could disagree with the conservative argument.”

    What is the conservative argument? My concerns are that too many who ‘label’ themselves as “Conservative Christians” do not behave as either. And I truly believe (after following Lori’s posts for more than a year) that this is the point of her argument. The same can be said of “LIberals”. And I think it is because the more we attempt to pigeonhole each other and our selves within the narrow confines of labels we will forever be falling short of the perceived ideal. And the more we allow those labels to separate us one from another, the less likely we are to fulfill our duties in these roles we have chosen to fill. My take away for myself, from both this video and my Sunday School classes of youth, is to truly be a Christian, we must try to be Christ-like, and that means accepting and loving those around us. Those who agree with us and, even more importantly, those who do not. But that is not a “conservative” argument. That is a spiritual truth.

    peace.

  128. Deacon Says:

    “tenants” should be “tenets”, darned ’spelling suggestions’. ;-)

  129. StevesinPerth Says:

    [..YouTube..] YA DICKHEAD!

  130. StevesinPerth Says:

    [..YouTube..] @theresident TWAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  131. StevesinPerth Says:

    [..YouTube..] TWAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  132. StevesinPerth Says:

    [..YouTube..] @lastnamefang TWAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  133. fafala7 Says:

    [..YouTube..] @psycofloyd Catholicism IS Christianity.If you are Catholic, you are Christian. If Christianity was meant to be spiritual, so was Catholicism.Nothing else to say.

  134. lastnamefang Says:

    [..YouTube..] @StevesinPerth PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  135. StevesinPerth Says:

    [..YouTube..] @lastnamefang DOG FUCKER

  136. lastnamefang Says:

    [..YouTube..] @StevesinPerth SON OF TRUCKER

  137. Courtney Says:

    I can’t help but be both offended and humbled by this video. I would like to say, “I am a Christian” but there has been such a huge disambiguation of this term from when it began after Christ’s death and the creation of the church in Acts to today when people who are certainly NOT following Christ affiliate themselves with the term. I am a follower of CHrist, meaning I have died (and am continueing to die) to my belonging to this world (“world” being defined as desires of money, sex, fame, etc, NOT meaning people) and am alive in the resurrected power of Jesus Christ the Messiah, who died as the perfect sacrifice (look up the purpose of sacrifices in the OT, He fulfilled all requirements) in order that His people, the Jews (God’s chosen, beloved people), would recieve new life in Him and renewed fellowship witht the Father, and also that Gentiles (like myself) would be grafted into the branch of life. Jesus does not want ANYONE to be left out of His plan of redemption!! TRUE CHRISTIANS are followers of Christ who turn from the world’s path to the LORD’s chosen journey, denying themselves and bearing the burden of the cross. The cross represents love, meaning we put loving others before loving ourselves. And before loving others, we put loving the LORD. Loving the LORD is demonstrated by obeying His commands, and Jesus said the greatest commandment is to love the LORD with all your heart, mind, soul, and strength, and the second is to LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR AS YOURSELF. This means that we DO NOT whine about supporting welfare, and if there are people who are working the system, then we must love them by holding them accountable for their actions, but never in any other way but the way a sister who sees her sibling doing wrong would want to stop that sibling because sinning distances one from God. Torture is distance from God. Hell is isolation and complete separation from God. It’s not burning in fire, it’s not freezing in a lake underground, IT’S SEPARATION FROM OUR LOVING FATHER!!! Please, brothers and sisters, enough with the cruelty, especially on such a medium as this! This is our good sister, she is making a good point, for there are many hypocrites out there, but we are all hypocrites, and we all must approach one another with love. I disagree with the Resident’s stereotyping all Christians this way. But i do agree, we have all fallen short of the glory of God. Please, take away from this the need to follow Christ and to have fellowship with Him. “Iam the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the FATHER (THe Great I Am from the Old Testament, the God that sustains human life to this day) except through ME.” Jesus is the answer to what we seek: peace, love, truth, life, hope, faith, happiness. He is the one who can make this right again. And Jesus put the greatest importance on helping the poor and down trodden. In the Gospel of Matthew, He states, “Come to me, all who are weary and heavy laden, and I will give you rest” In Acts, it places great importance on taking care of the orphan and the widow. This must translate now to America.

  138. jihadjared Says:

    [..YouTube..] @fafala7 GTFO NOOB!Notice the Catholic religion calls herself a woman. The Bible calls Catholicism a whore, and what a GREAT WHORE she is—committing spiritual fornication with the kings and rulers of the earth (nearly every king throughout history has had some type of political, economic or religious ties with the Vatican). Read The Vatican’s Holocaust. Study the Inquisitions—the torture and killing of tens-of-millions of people. Oh, even the antichrist is naked in light of God’s word.

  139. fafala7 Says:

    [..YouTube..] @jihadjared I’m pretty much sure there’s not even one word in a Bible that says anything, and I mean ANYTHING about Catholicism. That of course, makes you a liar. I know much about Inquisition, Crusades and all of the shit Vaticane made during the history, including the power they had in a past and probably do now. But the thing I tried to say, all of that was done by Christians. Protestants are fags too. They started many wars during the history to gains power also. Christianity may suck it.

  140. StevesinPerth Says:

    [..YouTube..] Catholicism ROCKS

  141. jmshaw357 Says:

    [..YouTube..] You are such a sweetie!! I hear you on the TV evangelist types–they give me a bad pain in the butt–but I hope you’re not saying you’re an atheist–that would hurt even more!

  142. TheGreenerItGets Says:

    [..YouTube..] @psycofloyd :-)

  143. leavesofliberty Says:

    [..YouTube..] @theresident There is some hypocrisy here. Personally, I have a claim to my own property, a product of my own labor. Those who propose government welfare, such as yourself, believe that I should give up the product of my labor, my property to the government so that they can hand it to those they deem in need (after greasing the palms of bureaucrats). The hypocrisy is this. I tell no one to get a job, but you are telling me to work for the benefit others.

  144. leavesofliberty Says:

    [..YouTube..] @theresident Mind you, no one is denying that there are those in need. But, individuals have the right to choose who is in need. It is not government that makes that choice for me. And for you to tell me that I need to sacrifice for my government so it can not only rob me of my labor, it robs me of the right to choose my idea of charity for myself. Mind you, no one is denying rampant fraud and abuse in the government welfare system either.

  145. TheMWGriffin Says:

    [..YouTube..] This was epic!

  146. Doubledb Says:

    [..YouTube..] I guess I like this because I am more of a moderate Christian. I find liberal Christians compromise too much of their faith to cater to politics and conservative Christians try to use politics to make everyone live like them. Going down the middle is tougher but the only way of living in a separation of church and state that I am comfortable with :.)I like your regular voice, please never do a southern-like accent again, ha ha :.)

  147. supercalifragable Says:

    [..YouTube..] you look like angelina jolie here. Lovely!

  148. krane33 Says:

    [..YouTube..] you’re very beautiful. actually “love your neighbor as you love yourself”is harder than treat everyone as you would like to be treated, which is a rather facile axiom that leads to all kinds of incompetent compassion.

  149. bboyhack Says:

    [..YouTube..] Very nice, lady! :)

  150. salemrush Says:

    [..YouTube..] I went to Catlick school for 12 years and we all don’t know squat about Cheezes except that the ROMAN Catlick church keeps crucifying him every year

  151. richdanks Says:

    [..YouTube..] you should make a video where you wear a school girl outfit who’s with me?

  152. GuyFawkes501 Says:

    [..YouTube..] “small sermon on the green screen” ha ha!

  153. BigMTBrain Says:

    [..YouTube..] Loved it! Back for a fourth dose now. Great sermon and great message, Mother Resident. Amen.

  154. 666789443 Says:

    [..YouTube..] You don’t think we should be able to shoot people who break into our homes with the intent of stealing our possessions and harming our family?

  155. waters2100 Says:

    [..YouTube..] Amen!

  156. PorphyricWalrus Says:

    [..YouTube..] Since we’re worried about hypocrisy, I’m sure if someone breaks into this girl’s home she’ll do the “righteous” thing and just sit back and let her home get plundered. Right? lol. Plus, the comment about Christians not wanting to pay taxes doesn’t hold water. Conservative Christians DO pay taxes, they just don’t like paying exorbitantly high, Democrat-sized taxes. Plus, a lot of those “selfish” conservative Christians do charity and volunteer work. In other words: this video is stupid

  157. mb1111111111 Says:

    [..YouTube..] @richdanks Doesn’t matter what she wears, it always works.

  158. abctijo Says:

    [..YouTube..] Wow..nice try…i thot u were a christian.well.. im an Indian catholic…and im quite offended hearing d video…but we all hav our rights of speech and i respect dat…I hope that 1 day ull be aware of d truth…AMERICA IS WHAT IT IS TODAY BECAUSE OF CHRISTIANITY.i know this because i waz brought up around differnt cultures nd religions..nd if Christianty shrinks there..America will shrink as well.God bless America!!

  159. zperra Says:

    [..YouTube..] @666789443: Theres a difference between someone breaking into your house and a girl scout going door to door to sell cookies.I think what’s she’s trying to say is that there’s a huge difference between shooting a robber and shooting someone for walking across your yard.

  160. zperra Says:

    [..YouTube..] @psycofloyd: Christianity is both spiritual and religion. One does not have to be religious to be a spiritual person.

  161. eimajism Says:

    [..YouTube..] I love this video, unfortunately the connservatives and many liberals alike do exactly as you have said in this video. But this country was build on this ideology that it is their god given right to have money and property etc. Too bad these “so called Christians” would never acknowledge these facts that you speak of. It is truely a shame that the wrong in this country hide their evil behind the name of god.

  162. eimajism Says:

    [..YouTube..] @abctijo WRONG! America is what it is today because it hid behind the idea of christianity, and that is truth. Example… would Jesus sit down with the Native indians and have a feast, then murder hundreds of indians for thier land? Or, would jesus get himself a farm house then buy 5 slaves torn from their land to be put to manual labor for the benifit of jesus’ profit from crops? Or better yet, would God bless America over Isreal, his “chosen people”?(says the bible) Expand your minds!

  163. eimajism Says:

    [..YouTube..] @PorphyricWalrus Nice use of a fallacy here with changing the subject of hipocrasy onto the girl in the video with the home break-in. Anyway, that is exactly what Jesus would so, is sit back and let them take stuff. Can your brain take that? or are u making up other fallacies to handle your cognitive dissonance? As for taxes, if churches were like jesus they would give all their income that should be taxed, to the poor (like jesus would <–truth). in other words, your post is “stupid.”

  164. abctijo Says:

    [..YouTube..] @eimajism Im not trying to prove wrong the history of the united states….or how it was founded…nor am I talking about American politics controlled by a few.I have a strong point…and that is the USA has had a strong Christian influence across the centuries…Im talking of Christian values…A FACT THAT CANNOT BE DENIED BY ANYONE..the majority of Americans consider themselves Christian even today…point out any region and ill prove u the positive influence of Christianity there..

  165. c3rveja Says:

    [..YouTube..] Haha! thats came from heart !

  166. VeritasTruthEmet Says:

    [..YouTube..] lol, sermon on the green screen. nice.

  167. eimajism Says:

    [..YouTube..] @abctijo exactly what christian values are you refering to abctijo? the ones where you kill thousandsof native people to take land and then claim that it was our “god given right” to do so, or the christian values where you kidnap people from their home country and sentence them to a life of slavery? As for your comment about majority of Americans consider themselves Christian even today, tell me how many of them are actually christ-like, truely. Everything is yellow to the jaundiced eye.

  168. STILLNAKEDBULLWINKLE Says:

    [..YouTube..] post this in april 2010 and it has 6246 views and it is about religion. to have that few views since april is very sad. I honestly lost interest in your lori. and I see others have too. I think it is that you do not try to interact with the viewer. You will post a video and then move on and maybe, just maybe post one comment reply or two. and then you are gone and doubt you even read your comments. and, this video proves my theory. no comments and few viewers after this much time.

  169. anteracmacash Says:

    [..YouTube..] Bubba don’t get it :/

  170. pianowiz1025 Says:

    [..YouTube..] So, you’re saying that if someone breaks into your house and threatens you that it would be wrong to protect yourself and your family by using a firearm?

  171. Neueregel Says:

    [..YouTube..] Go Black Lori Go. Rock ‘em.

  172. MrDeicide1 Says:

    [..YouTube..] wut is this jebuz u speak off?

  173. k66omega Says:

    [..YouTube..] :0) …you’re funny, nice lady… (0:

  174. Scorptilicus Says:

    [..YouTube..] I think Gandhi said something similar. And you’re both right.Oh, and Amen!

  175. aribunnie12 Says:

    [..YouTube..] @pianowiz1025 no, she saying that there are hypocritical christians that do these things in the name of god, and its stupid

  176. surfthewave4 Says:

    [..YouTube..] Hey christianianity ain’t Jesus. Those people are just hypocrites not followers of Christ. Neither do they care anything about Jesus!

  177. GravDiga Says:

    [..YouTube..] You should treat people as they want to be treated, not as you would want to be treated.. that is a egotistical rule :D we know better now….Unless they intend to hurt you or your family or steal your property.but i understand this is parodying Jesus’s words.

  178. Drahregssor Says:

    [..YouTube..] accent=WTF

  179. SUpersaiyajinjerkbag Says:

    [..YouTube..] LOL!! Making fun of southerners ROCKS

  180. TomSnakebite Says:

    [..YouTube..] Now the Resident Hypocrite wants to mock Christians…but wait…only CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIANS.Remember folks only SHE can mock and ridicule people…no one else.Resident Hypocrite what do you have to say about Liberal Christians or fake Christians like President Obama or Reverend Sharpton?

  181. MikH990 Says:

    [..YouTube..] Amen to that! Someone has needed to say that for years!

  182. plusmin09 Says:

    [..YouTube..] @TomSnakebite bama hasn’t declared an official religion yet. He’s even getting shit for that!

  183. TMnDog1 Says:

    [..YouTube..] She’s a nice Jewish girl, Tom…… you got a problem with that? Then again, Jesus was a nice Jewish boy who went into the family business. His mom still wanted him to be a doctor, so he went to medical school and learned how to raise the dead. Can he help it that a bunch of rednecks from England decided that when they came to America that the religious freedom they wanted was that they were free to observe their religion but nobody else could. Looks like we still have those same rednecks now.

  184. eathenicus Says:

    [..YouTube..] @TMnDog1 Learn your history.The term, “jewish” didn’t even exist until after the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, Son of God. Before then, the “jews” were under Judaism. They were the “others” who didn’t follow Jesus, and only followed what was in the Old Testament. Thus, why when you look up, “jewish” or “jew” for the religious term it’ll say something relating to exiles.

  185. TMnDog1 Says:

    [..YouTube..] Fine, he was a nice Hebrew boy, then. AND don’t get into the religious sects that made up the Hebrew religion back then. And I recommend that you read “Jews, God and History,” by Max I. Dimont, which gives a better clarification of what the end result of the foolishness of putting people on crosses so that they can be worshipped.

  186. lencho234 Says:

    [..YouTube..] simple, true and sweet

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