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For some reason, I was asked to participate in this year’s New York’s Funniest Reporter contest, and for some reason I AGREED TO DO IT. I’ve never done stand up in my life! But by watching this video, you’d never know it. I mean, I’m a total PRO! Just listen to those finely-tuned punchlines! Watch me work the crowd like nobody’s business! I’m amazing up there, for crying out loud! You can’t even TELL that my act was going to be a dance routine to a song, and that after the show had already started and ten minutes before I was to go on, the event organizer came and whispered in my ear that they couldn’t get my music to play so I had to go onstage in ten minutes WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING PREPARED. You totally can’t even TELL that’s the case! Because I am so freaking funny. What’s NOT funny, though, is that the judges GYPPED me and did NOT award me the prize. LAME. I was by far the funniest thing to hit Comic Strip Live. Ever. ROBBED. See for yourself just how hilarious my stand-up act is in this video!

63 Responses to “Stand-Up Comedy”

  1. theresident Says:

    hahaha

  2. theresident Says:

    [..YouTube..] hahaha

  3. czdot Says:

    You f-bombed :-D

  4. czdot Says:

    [..YouTube..] You f-bombed :-D

  5. czdot Says:

    I am just courious, what did you have prepared instead?

  6. czdot Says:

    [..YouTube..] I am just courious, what did you have prepared instead?

  7. dchilldres Says:

    I was rooting for you…I really was.. But I just ending up feeling sorry instead.

  8. dchilldres Says:

    [..YouTube..] I was rooting for you…I really was.. But I just ending up feeling sorry instead.

  9. junit2006 Says:

    You want me to lend you some material?

  10. junit2006 Says:

    [..YouTube..] You want me to lend you some material?

  11. dazzadidja Says:

    that was weird but a you made me laugh in a weird way..

  12. dazzadidja Says:

    [..YouTube..] that was weird but a you made me laugh in a weird way..

  13. theresident Says:

    Hahahahaha, me toooooo! It was ridic. I had no game!

  14. theresident Says:

    [..YouTube..] Hahahahaha, me toooooo! It was ridic. I had no game!

  15. nylawyer55 Says:

    Lori: PLEASE don’t EVER do that again…lol You are the coolest gal in NYC but this video needs to disappear. At least you didn’t do any “dick” jokes… here is a serious idea for you though; next week (the 8th) is the anniversary of John Lennon’s murder. You should cover Strawberry Fields in Central Park about 8 pm. You will get a lot of good stuff. Rob

  16. nylawyer55 Says:

    [..YouTube..] Lori: PLEASE don’t EVER do that again…lol
    You are the coolest gal in NYC but this video needs to disappear. At least you didn’t do any “dick” jokes… here is a serious idea for you though; next week (the 8th) is the anniversary of John Lennon’s murder. You should cover Strawberry Fields in Central Park about 8 pm. You will get a lot of good stuff. Rob

  17. imjackcooper Says:

    Why the hell would you want to upload this online?

  18. imjackcooper Says:

    [..YouTube..] Why the hell would you want to upload this online?

  19. lumpy357 Says:

    I thought this was actually pretty funny. XD

  20. lumpy357 Says:

    [..YouTube..] I thought this was actually pretty funny. XD

  21. truthforamerica Says:

    No offense, but you really need to stick to reporting. That was a bomb.

  22. truthforamerica Says:

    [..YouTube..] No offense, but you really need to stick to reporting. That was a bomb.

  23. eequalsmvsquare Says:

    sucked like shit….

  24. eequalsmvsquare Says:

    [..YouTube..] sucked like shit….

  25. hepple212 Says:

    I don’t think it was bad at all. There were some genuine laughs, m%th#rf#ck#r!Nothing! Nothing in the universe!Uppercut. The 21-st Century’s Harpo Marx.You really should reprise Chalupa The Clown.

  26. hepple212 Says:

    [..YouTube..] I don’t think it was bad at all. There were some genuine laughs, m%th#rf#ck#r!
    Nothing! Nothing in the universe!
    Uppercut. The 21-st Century’s Harpo Marx.
    You really should reprise Chalupa The Clown.

  27. hepple212 Says:

    [..YouTube..] I don’t think it was bad at all. There were some genuine laughs, m%th#rf#ck#r!Nothing! Nothing in the universe!Uppercut. The 21-st Century’s Harpo Marx.You really should reprise Chalupa The Clown.

  28. MakefunNotwar Says:

    i’m confused. do u have a video of what you were supposed to perform?

  29. MakefunNotwar Says:

    [..YouTube..] i’m confused. do u have a video of what you were supposed to perform?

  30. shesaidla Says:

    the end got better, id actually like to see your real act, post that when you get to do it.

  31. shesaidla Says:

    [..YouTube..] the end got better, id actually like to see your real act, post that when you get to do it.

  32. johnnyfnhollywood Says:

    Love it

  33. johnnyfnhollywood Says:

    [..YouTube..] Love it

  34. lencho234 Says:

    something I like about you

  35. lencho234 Says:

    [..YouTube..] something I like about you

  36. pk234234 Says:

    I liked you in the pink wig.

  37. pk234234 Says:

    [..YouTube..] I liked you in the pink wig.

  38. jykazu Says:

    Brave and cute.

  39. jykazu Says:

    [..YouTube..] Brave and cute.

  40. TheOtherSun Says:

    She’s really hot.

  41. TheOtherSun Says:

    [..YouTube..] She’s really hot.

  42. Athlon76 Says:

    Way to go! After alll of the “intelligent” videos you’ve produced and the best you could come up with is swearing and acting like a 12 year old? Bravo. Bravo.

  43. Athlon76 Says:

    [..YouTube..] Way to go! After alll of the “intelligent” videos you’ve produced and the best you could come up with is swearing and acting like a 12 year old? Bravo. Bravo.

  44. bigbillybob55 Says:

    FAKE AND GAY!

  45. bigbillybob55 Says:

    [..YouTube..] FAKE AND GAY!

  46. kencomer Says:

    Pretty good improv. And I agree with Hepple212: we need more Chalupa

  47. kencomer Says:

    [..YouTube..] Pretty good improv. And I agree with Hepple212: we need more Chalupa

  48. WadzillaBhoy Says:

    @kencomer “good improv” thats a joke in itself, mate check out curb your enthusiasm if you want to see some “good improv”.

  49. WadzillaBhoy Says:

    [..YouTube..] @kencomer
    “good improv” thats a joke in itself, mate check out curb your enthusiasm if you want to see some “good improv”.

  50. WadzillaBhoy Says:

    [..YouTube..] @kencomer “good improv” thats a joke in itself, mate check out curb your enthusiasm if you want to see some “good improv”.

  51. tqbfjotflz Says:

    you ask “did i bomb?”…let me put it this way…YES!!!

  52. tqbfjotflz Says:

    [..YouTube..] you ask “did i bomb?”…let me put it this way…YES!!!

  53. dmhcalifaxgb Says:

    [..YouTube..] MOOOO MOTHER FUCKER LOL

  54. DEPARTMENTofPEACEusa Says:

    [..YouTube..] I don’t like it because you are not being yourself.

  55. BlindLemonJaffaCake Says:

    [..YouTube..] Yeap, I agree Athlon. She doesn’t listen to people who give her good advice and far too into her own fragile ego. Another fame seeking hypocrite. Watch her other videos, she’s a walking talking contradiction if ever there was one.

  56. Chitenza Says:

    [..YouTube..] Hahaha…i really dont know what to say…..lol…it was “eccentric”

  57. IAmJerkingOff Says:

    [..YouTube..] Bitch in the pink hair, I sure would enjoy fucking your ass, and making you take ass to mouth.

    Peace.

  58. IAmJerkingOff Says:

    [..YouTube..] Bitch in the pink hair, I sure would enjoy fucking your ass, and making you take ass to mouth.Peace.

  59. PelicanTeaParties Says:

    [..YouTube..] Of course you bombed!

    Still awesome, though! :P

  60. PelicanTeaParties Says:

    [..YouTube..] Of course you bombed!Still awesome, though! :P

  61. ATOMICNEON1 Says:

    [..YouTube..] lame

  62. 50kT Says:

    [..YouTube..] well ur a bitch

  63. laila2211 Says:

    [..YouTube..] that was dum

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