For some reason, I was asked to participate in this year’s New York’s Funniest Reporter contest, and for some reason I AGREED TO DO IT. I’ve never done stand up in my life! But by watching this video, you’d never know it. I mean, I’m a total PRO! Just listen to those finely-tuned punchlines! Watch me work the crowd like nobody’s business! I’m amazing up there, for crying out loud! You can’t even TELL that my act was going to be a dance routine to a song, and that after the show had already started and ten minutes before I was to go on, the event organizer came and whispered in my ear that they couldn’t get my music to play so I had to go onstage in ten minutes WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING PREPARED. You totally can’t even TELL that’s the case! Because I am so freaking funny. What’s NOT funny, though, is that the judges GYPPED me and did NOT award me the prize. LAME. I was by far the funniest thing to hit Comic Strip Live. Ever. ROBBED. See for yourself just how hilarious my stand-up act is in this video!
December 2nd, 2009 at 3:11 pm
hahaha
December 2nd, 2009 at 3:11 pm
[..YouTube..] hahaha
December 2nd, 2009 at 8:03 pm
You f-bombed
December 2nd, 2009 at 8:03 pm
[..YouTube..] You f-bombed
December 2nd, 2009 at 8:05 pm
I am just courious, what did you have prepared instead?
December 2nd, 2009 at 8:05 pm
[..YouTube..] I am just courious, what did you have prepared instead?
December 2nd, 2009 at 11:25 pm
I was rooting for you…I really was.. But I just ending up feeling sorry instead.
December 2nd, 2009 at 11:25 pm
[..YouTube..] I was rooting for you…I really was.. But I just ending up feeling sorry instead.
December 3rd, 2009 at 4:19 am
You want me to lend you some material?
December 3rd, 2009 at 4:19 am
[..YouTube..] You want me to lend you some material?
December 3rd, 2009 at 5:31 am
that was weird but a you made me laugh in a weird way..
December 3rd, 2009 at 5:31 am
[..YouTube..] that was weird but a you made me laugh in a weird way..
December 3rd, 2009 at 7:34 pm
Hahahahaha, me toooooo! It was ridic. I had no game!
December 3rd, 2009 at 7:34 pm
[..YouTube..] Hahahahaha, me toooooo! It was ridic. I had no game!
December 4th, 2009 at 7:18 am
Lori: PLEASE don’t EVER do that again…lol You are the coolest gal in NYC but this video needs to disappear. At least you didn’t do any “dick” jokes… here is a serious idea for you though; next week (the 8th) is the anniversary of John Lennon’s murder. You should cover Strawberry Fields in Central Park about 8 pm. You will get a lot of good stuff. Rob
December 4th, 2009 at 7:18 am
[..YouTube..] Lori: PLEASE don’t EVER do that again…lol
You are the coolest gal in NYC but this video needs to disappear. At least you didn’t do any “dick” jokes… here is a serious idea for you though; next week (the 8th) is the anniversary of John Lennon’s murder. You should cover Strawberry Fields in Central Park about 8 pm. You will get a lot of good stuff. Rob
December 4th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
Why the hell would you want to upload this online?
December 4th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
[..YouTube..] Why the hell would you want to upload this online?
December 4th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
I thought this was actually pretty funny. XD
December 4th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
[..YouTube..] I thought this was actually pretty funny. XD
December 4th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
No offense, but you really need to stick to reporting. That was a bomb.
December 4th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
[..YouTube..] No offense, but you really need to stick to reporting. That was a bomb.
December 4th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
sucked like shit….
December 4th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
[..YouTube..] sucked like shit….
December 5th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
I don’t think it was bad at all. There were some genuine laughs, m%th#rf#ck#r!Nothing! Nothing in the universe!Uppercut. The 21-st Century’s Harpo Marx.You really should reprise Chalupa The Clown.
December 5th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
[..YouTube..] I don’t think it was bad at all. There were some genuine laughs, m%th#rf#ck#r!
Nothing! Nothing in the universe!
Uppercut. The 21-st Century’s Harpo Marx.
You really should reprise Chalupa The Clown.
December 5th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
[..YouTube..] I don’t think it was bad at all. There were some genuine laughs, m%th#rf#ck#r!Nothing! Nothing in the universe!Uppercut. The 21-st Century’s Harpo Marx.You really should reprise Chalupa The Clown.
December 9th, 2009 at 1:20 am
i’m confused. do u have a video of what you were supposed to perform?
December 9th, 2009 at 1:20 am
[..YouTube..] i’m confused. do u have a video of what you were supposed to perform?
December 11th, 2009 at 12:09 am
the end got better, id actually like to see your real act, post that when you get to do it.
December 11th, 2009 at 12:09 am
[..YouTube..] the end got better, id actually like to see your real act, post that when you get to do it.
December 11th, 2009 at 12:16 am
Love it
December 11th, 2009 at 12:16 am
[..YouTube..] Love it
December 11th, 2009 at 10:51 pm
something I like about you
December 11th, 2009 at 10:51 pm
[..YouTube..] something I like about you
December 14th, 2009 at 10:54 am
I liked you in the pink wig.
December 14th, 2009 at 10:54 am
[..YouTube..] I liked you in the pink wig.
December 14th, 2009 at 11:45 am
Brave and cute.
December 14th, 2009 at 11:45 am
[..YouTube..] Brave and cute.
December 14th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
She’s really hot.
December 14th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
[..YouTube..] She’s really hot.
December 15th, 2009 at 2:28 am
Way to go! After alll of the “intelligent” videos you’ve produced and the best you could come up with is swearing and acting like a 12 year old? Bravo. Bravo.
December 15th, 2009 at 2:28 am
[..YouTube..] Way to go! After alll of the “intelligent” videos you’ve produced and the best you could come up with is swearing and acting like a 12 year old? Bravo. Bravo.
December 16th, 2009 at 10:35 am
FAKE AND GAY!
December 16th, 2009 at 10:35 am
[..YouTube..] FAKE AND GAY!
December 18th, 2009 at 12:37 am
Pretty good improv. And I agree with Hepple212: we need more Chalupa
December 18th, 2009 at 12:37 am
[..YouTube..] Pretty good improv. And I agree with Hepple212: we need more Chalupa
December 20th, 2009 at 11:52 am
@kencomer “good improv” thats a joke in itself, mate check out curb your enthusiasm if you want to see some “good improv”.
December 20th, 2009 at 11:52 am
[..YouTube..] @kencomer
“good improv” thats a joke in itself, mate check out curb your enthusiasm if you want to see some “good improv”.
December 20th, 2009 at 11:52 am
[..YouTube..] @kencomer “good improv” thats a joke in itself, mate check out curb your enthusiasm if you want to see some “good improv”.
December 21st, 2009 at 7:38 pm
you ask “did i bomb?”…let me put it this way…YES!!!
December 21st, 2009 at 7:38 pm
[..YouTube..] you ask “did i bomb?”…let me put it this way…YES!!!
January 17th, 2010 at 1:11 am
[..YouTube..] MOOOO MOTHER FUCKER LOL
January 24th, 2010 at 7:21 pm
[..YouTube..] I don’t like it because you are not being yourself.
January 25th, 2010 at 12:05 am
[..YouTube..] Yeap, I agree Athlon. She doesn’t listen to people who give her good advice and far too into her own fragile ego. Another fame seeking hypocrite. Watch her other videos, she’s a walking talking contradiction if ever there was one.
February 3rd, 2010 at 5:46 pm
[..YouTube..] Hahaha…i really dont know what to say…..lol…it was “eccentric”
February 4th, 2010 at 12:02 am
[..YouTube..] Bitch in the pink hair, I sure would enjoy fucking your ass, and making you take ass to mouth.
Peace.
February 4th, 2010 at 12:02 am
[..YouTube..] Bitch in the pink hair, I sure would enjoy fucking your ass, and making you take ass to mouth.Peace.
February 4th, 2010 at 7:22 pm
[..YouTube..] Of course you bombed!
Still awesome, though!
February 4th, 2010 at 7:22 pm
[..YouTube..] Of course you bombed!Still awesome, though!
February 8th, 2010 at 1:16 am
[..YouTube..] lame
February 20th, 2010 at 7:54 pm
[..YouTube..] well ur a bitch
March 1st, 2010 at 10:46 pm
[..YouTube..] that was dum