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Posted In: All Videos, Funny VideosComments: 83 Responses
For some reason, I was asked to participate in this year’s New York’s Funniest Reporter contest, and for some reason I AGREED TO DO IT. I’ve never done stand up in my life! But by watching this video, you’d never know it. I mean, I’m a total PRO! Just listen to those finely-tuned punchlines! Watch me work the crowd like nobody’s business! I’m amazing up there, for crying out loud! You can’t even TELL that my act was going to be a dance routine to a song, and that after the show had already started and ten minutes before I was to go on, the event organizer came and whispered in my ear that they couldn’t get my music to play so I had to go onstage in ten minutes WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING PREPARED. You totally can’t even TELL that’s the case! Because I am so freaking funny. What’s NOT funny, though, is that the judges GYPPED me and did NOT award me the prize. LAME. I was by far the funniest thing to hit Comic Strip Live. Ever. ROBBED. See for yourself just how hilarious my stand-up act is in this video!
December 2nd, 2009 at 3:11 pm
hahaha
December 2nd, 2009 at 3:11 pm
[..YouTube..] hahaha
December 2nd, 2009 at 8:03 pm
You f-bombed
December 2nd, 2009 at 8:03 pm
[..YouTube..] You f-bombed
December 2nd, 2009 at 8:05 pm
I am just courious, what did you have prepared instead?
December 2nd, 2009 at 8:05 pm
[..YouTube..] I am just courious, what did you have prepared instead?
December 2nd, 2009 at 11:25 pm
I was rooting for you…I really was.. But I just ending up feeling sorry instead.
December 2nd, 2009 at 11:25 pm
[..YouTube..] I was rooting for you…I really was.. But I just ending up feeling sorry instead.
December 3rd, 2009 at 4:19 am
You want me to lend you some material?
December 3rd, 2009 at 4:19 am
[..YouTube..] You want me to lend you some material?
December 3rd, 2009 at 5:31 am
that was weird but a you made me laugh in a weird way..
December 3rd, 2009 at 5:31 am
[..YouTube..] that was weird but a you made me laugh in a weird way..
December 3rd, 2009 at 7:34 pm
Hahahahaha, me toooooo! It was ridic. I had no game!
December 3rd, 2009 at 7:34 pm
[..YouTube..] Hahahahaha, me toooooo! It was ridic. I had no game!
December 4th, 2009 at 7:18 am
Lori: PLEASE don’t EVER do that again…lol You are the coolest gal in NYC but this video needs to disappear. At least you didn’t do any “dick” jokes… here is a serious idea for you though; next week (the 8th) is the anniversary of John Lennon’s murder. You should cover Strawberry Fields in Central Park about 8 pm. You will get a lot of good stuff. Rob
December 4th, 2009 at 7:18 am
[..YouTube..] Lori: PLEASE don’t EVER do that again…lol
You are the coolest gal in NYC but this video needs to disappear. At least you didn’t do any “dick” jokes… here is a serious idea for you though; next week (the 8th) is the anniversary of John Lennon’s murder. You should cover Strawberry Fields in Central Park about 8 pm. You will get a lot of good stuff. Rob
December 4th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
Why the hell would you want to upload this online?
December 4th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
[..YouTube..] Why the hell would you want to upload this online?
December 4th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
I thought this was actually pretty funny. XD
December 4th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
[..YouTube..] I thought this was actually pretty funny. XD
December 4th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
No offense, but you really need to stick to reporting. That was a bomb.
December 4th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
[..YouTube..] No offense, but you really need to stick to reporting. That was a bomb.
December 4th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
sucked like shit….
December 4th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
[..YouTube..] sucked like shit….
December 5th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
I don’t think it was bad at all. There were some genuine laughs, m%th#rf#ck#r!Nothing! Nothing in the universe!Uppercut. The 21-st Century’s Harpo Marx.You really should reprise Chalupa The Clown.
December 5th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
[..YouTube..] I don’t think it was bad at all. There were some genuine laughs, m%th#rf#ck#r!
Nothing! Nothing in the universe!
Uppercut. The 21-st Century’s Harpo Marx.
You really should reprise Chalupa The Clown.
December 5th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
[..YouTube..] I don’t think it was bad at all. There were some genuine laughs, m%th#rf#ck#r!Nothing! Nothing in the universe!Uppercut. The 21-st Century’s Harpo Marx.You really should reprise Chalupa The Clown.
December 9th, 2009 at 1:20 am
i’m confused. do u have a video of what you were supposed to perform?
December 9th, 2009 at 1:20 am
[..YouTube..] i’m confused. do u have a video of what you were supposed to perform?
December 11th, 2009 at 12:09 am
the end got better, id actually like to see your real act, post that when you get to do it.
December 11th, 2009 at 12:09 am
[..YouTube..] the end got better, id actually like to see your real act, post that when you get to do it.
December 11th, 2009 at 12:16 am
Love it
December 11th, 2009 at 12:16 am
[..YouTube..] Love it
December 11th, 2009 at 10:51 pm
something I like about you
December 11th, 2009 at 10:51 pm
[..YouTube..] something I like about you
December 14th, 2009 at 10:54 am
I liked you in the pink wig.
December 14th, 2009 at 10:54 am
[..YouTube..] I liked you in the pink wig.
December 14th, 2009 at 11:45 am
Brave and cute.
December 14th, 2009 at 11:45 am
[..YouTube..] Brave and cute.
December 14th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
She’s really hot.
December 14th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
[..YouTube..] She’s really hot.
December 15th, 2009 at 2:28 am
Way to go! After alll of the “intelligent” videos you’ve produced and the best you could come up with is swearing and acting like a 12 year old? Bravo. Bravo.
December 15th, 2009 at 2:28 am
[..YouTube..] Way to go! After alll of the “intelligent” videos you’ve produced and the best you could come up with is swearing and acting like a 12 year old? Bravo. Bravo.
December 16th, 2009 at 10:35 am
FAKE AND GAY!
December 16th, 2009 at 10:35 am
[..YouTube..] FAKE AND GAY!
December 18th, 2009 at 12:37 am
Pretty good improv. And I agree with Hepple212: we need more Chalupa
December 18th, 2009 at 12:37 am
[..YouTube..] Pretty good improv. And I agree with Hepple212: we need more Chalupa
December 20th, 2009 at 11:52 am
@kencomer “good improv” thats a joke in itself, mate check out curb your enthusiasm if you want to see some “good improv”.
December 20th, 2009 at 11:52 am
[..YouTube..] @kencomer
“good improv” thats a joke in itself, mate check out curb your enthusiasm if you want to see some “good improv”.
December 20th, 2009 at 11:52 am
[..YouTube..] @kencomer “good improv” thats a joke in itself, mate check out curb your enthusiasm if you want to see some “good improv”.
December 21st, 2009 at 7:38 pm
you ask “did i bomb?”…let me put it this way…YES!!!
December 21st, 2009 at 7:38 pm
[..YouTube..] you ask “did i bomb?”…let me put it this way…YES!!!
January 17th, 2010 at 1:11 am
[..YouTube..] MOOOO MOTHER FUCKER LOL
January 24th, 2010 at 7:21 pm
[..YouTube..] I don’t like it because you are not being yourself.
January 25th, 2010 at 12:05 am
[..YouTube..] Yeap, I agree Athlon. She doesn’t listen to people who give her good advice and far too into her own fragile ego. Another fame seeking hypocrite. Watch her other videos, she’s a walking talking contradiction if ever there was one.
February 3rd, 2010 at 5:46 pm
[..YouTube..] Hahaha…i really dont know what to say…..lol…it was “eccentric”
February 4th, 2010 at 12:02 am
[..YouTube..] Bitch in the pink hair, I sure would enjoy fucking your ass, and making you take ass to mouth.
Peace.
February 4th, 2010 at 12:02 am
[..YouTube..] Bitch in the pink hair, I sure would enjoy fucking your ass, and making you take ass to mouth.Peace.
February 4th, 2010 at 7:22 pm
[..YouTube..] Of course you bombed!
Still awesome, though!
February 4th, 2010 at 7:22 pm
[..YouTube..] Of course you bombed!Still awesome, though!
February 8th, 2010 at 1:16 am
[..YouTube..] lame
February 20th, 2010 at 7:54 pm
[..YouTube..] well ur a bitch
March 1st, 2010 at 10:46 pm
[..YouTube..] that was dum
March 20th, 2010 at 12:00 pm
[..YouTube..] @IAmJerkingOff You would make her incontinent, be gentle with her.
March 20th, 2010 at 12:02 pm
[..YouTube..] WTF?
April 12th, 2010 at 8:35 pm
[..YouTube..] Ouch!
April 13th, 2010 at 12:24 pm
[..YouTube..] dont quit ur day job…
May 3rd, 2010 at 8:31 pm
[..YouTube..] I wanted you to do well, but this was painful to watch.
May 15th, 2010 at 7:48 am
[..YouTube..] I think you were over-trying, its best for stand up comedians to be more natural, but I do want to add that you are a really pretty lady! And you definitely have attitude!
June 1st, 2010 at 5:30 am
[..YouTube..] Stand up just isn’t your thing. I’m sorry. It’s not my thing either. I tried open mike one night years ago at my local comedy club and I bombed. I never showed my face there ever again.
June 16th, 2010 at 11:31 am
[..YouTube..] I’m sorry, but that was the WORST comedy attempt I think I have ever witnessed. I’m not a comedian..but compared to this I’m the original Kings of Comedy. Take this criticism to A) Improve your game by 1000% …or… B) Stop embarrassing yourself by never doing Stand-Up again
June 17th, 2010 at 9:51 pm
[..YouTube..] What in the world???
June 29th, 2010 at 4:27 pm
[..YouTube..] wow, the comments are funnier…… lol….. next time just be yourself and talk
July 1st, 2010 at 2:10 pm
[..YouTube..] Good thing you’re hot.
July 7th, 2010 at 3:08 am
[..YouTube..] You’d get more people on your side by going up and showing your boobs for 2 seconds. It would save a lot of time. Sorry, you made fun of my beliefs so I will make fun of your’s thinking you were funny at all :/
July 7th, 2010 at 3:10 am
[..YouTube..] @LittleEmoBoy001 dane cook is funny. You don’t like his stand up because so many others do. Scientifically proven.
July 7th, 2010 at 11:15 am
[..YouTube..] @VHDT10 Most people tend to follow the herd. Scientifically proven.
July 7th, 2010 at 8:51 pm
[..YouTube..] @LittleEmoBoy001 yeah and it’s not cool just to do something different. I can eat my sock because it’s different but that doesn’t make it cool. This was painful to watch. All she has is balls to do it. Done very badly, though..
July 7th, 2010 at 11:06 pm
[..YouTube..] @VHDT10 And it’s still better than dane cook..
July 7th, 2010 at 11:34 pm
[..YouTube..] @LittleEmoBoy001 I disagree, which is fine. But I’m curious, are you just saying that shit because she’s hot, or do you seriously, really think that this stand up act was funny? There aren’t even any jokes and it’s embarassing to watch.
July 9th, 2010 at 3:40 am
[..YouTube..] @VHDT10 I didn’t view it as stand up so much as performance art. I am one of the view males who is subscribed to her videos who hasn’t at some point spoken about her appearance. I think Kristen Stewart is ‘hot’ but I know she is a suck ass actress. So it has nothing to do with appearance.
July 9th, 2010 at 6:06 am
[..YouTube..] @LittleEmoBoy001 well you just wrote about her appearance. Anyway, she sucked here and I know she is smart and has great videos but my god, let her know that this was something she shouldn’t do unless she has an act. I think shes hot as shit but when I saw her interview about aliens it kind of offended me. I don’t think she has any clue how important that subject might be.
July 22nd, 2010 at 2:34 pm
[..YouTube..] im sorry..you are really bad