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Man, do I HATE New Year’s Resolutions. I don’t need to tell you why, though, right? I mean, you KNOW it’s because it’s very dull to make a promise to change your lousy behavior just because of our arbitrary calendar, and it’s even duller of you to believe you will actually STICK to it. Clearly, if you mean to change your behavior, you should do it for you, on a day that makes sense for your lifestyle, and you should probably not broadcast it drunkenly at a New Year’s Eve party, because all of those things might help you actually make a positive change in your life. I’ve railed about the stupidity of these New Year’s resolutions before. So this year I just figured I’d go along with it and make some really stupid resolutions. This year, I just didn’t feel like fighting, I felt like laughing it off. So maybe my REAL resolution is to follow my instincts more often and do what I FEEL like doing instead of doing what I think people expect me to do. Wait. That sounded like a REAL resolution. Nevermind! Happy New Year, everyone!

37 Responses to “Viva La Resolutions!”

  1. iopih Says:

    [..YouTube..] I have another question:are you a buddhist are a hindu or something?I’m asking because you said this:”"life is suffering” because we arrogantly and selfishly hold onto the attachments of this world”

  2. ART1975CZ Says:

    [..YouTube..] This Year….I do NOTHING !

  3. ART1975CZ Says:

    [..YouTube..] Happy New New New Year Lori !

  4. Munichon Says:

    [..YouTube..] Anything goes, I hope.

  5. tepidarium Says:

    [..YouTube..] This year I resolve to revolve.

  6. robi2000 Says:

    [..YouTube..] Res needs to resolve to make a wet T-shirt vid

  7. 0504dj Says:

    [..YouTube..] New year resolution: 1,000 videos a day max

  8. ShiekUrBooty Says:

    [..YouTube..] happy new years, res!

  9. AdamColemanDaniels Says:

    [..YouTube..] The Resident Gone Wild! Woooooooo! Watch as she stares at the wall! Watch her eat 5 cupcakes…right…in…a…ROW! It’s The Resident Gone Wild! Check out those mismatched socks! Check out how she “shakes that thing” to a Shakira! The Resident Gone Wild! **Not available to all viewing audiences as it may cause laughter, sexual appeal for the resident, and help people understand the difference between logic and a news casters opinion.**

  10. AdamColemanDaniels Says:

    [..YouTube..] @AdamColemanDaniels Just kidding. Love you Resident. *big kisses*

  11. paultheuglydog Says:

    [..YouTube..] This year I resolve to tell you that you are pretty every week of the year.

  12. VictorScotland Says:

    [..YouTube..] Good luck!

  13. SDWild Says:

    [..YouTube..] This year someone should stick it in your mouth!

  14. InfinitelyCool Says:

    [..YouTube..] 0:11 LOL

  15. InfinitelyCool Says:

    [..YouTube..] LOL

  16. InfinitelyCool Says:

    [..YouTube..] red light

  17. fathead8489 Says:

    [..YouTube..] This year I resolve to find this woman and punch her in the face for making such an annoying video.

  18. sypter Says:

    [..YouTube..] I did a High Five Experiment in Indianapolis. If you want a challenge, aim for the elderly. I tried to high five an old guy handing out church pamphlets and the guy shrank back against a wall. Maybe he thought I was going to slap him, I don’t know.

  19. Princegto Says:

    [..YouTube..] Hi the resident from your friend in Italy and happy new Year you are beautiful woman
    I like you
    a sweet kiss for woman in this video
    a kiss kiss from your friend
    kiss bye

  20. Princegto Says:

    [..YouTube..] Hi the resident from your friend in Italy and happy new Year you are beautiful womanI like youa sweet kiss for woman in this videoa kiss kiss from your friendkiss bye

  21. sobeit42 Says:

    [..YouTube..] i LOVE your resolutions

  22. fredooooooo Says:

    [..YouTube..] happy new year Lori! This year, I want to watch all your videos.

  23. Lalo3001 Says:

    [..YouTube..] Happy New Year Baby!

    This year, I resolve to watch all of your videos. Even though I seldom agree with you, at least you’re easy on the eyes!

  24. Lalo3001 Says:

    [..YouTube..] Happy New Year Baby!This year, I resolve to watch all of your videos. Even though I seldom agree with you, at least you’re easy on the eyes!

  25. hkrice Says:

    [..YouTube..] cute, happy new years. *high five*

  26. natedogs212 Says:

    [..YouTube..] happy new year. Great little video. doable things for sure.

  27. jefferyconnors Says:

    [..YouTube..] Your spunkey .I like you

  28. EnjoicoolPanda Says:

    [..YouTube..] OMG

  29. dudeglove Says:

    [..YouTube..] I want one of those horns.

  30. mrbgnwo Says:

    [..YouTube..] why would you want to skip brushing your teeth =/

  31. FireBrat Says:

    Silly girl. :)

  32. afghanmountainking Says:

    [..YouTube..] @KlaxonCow but not as much as European Americans.

  33. KlaxonCow Says:

    [..YouTube..] And this makes it just fine?

    Your sins are “erased”, as long as someone somewhere in the world has sinned more than you have?

    Maybe I’m more arrogant than you are – but that does not justify your arrogance.

    Hitler and Stalin killed many millions – this doesn’t mean murder is just fine, so long as you don’t kill less people than them.

    Maybe you’re right. Maybe European Americans are the most arrogant people in existence.

    But it’s irrelevant.

    Your own arrogance is still your own sin.

  34. KlaxonCow Says:

    [..YouTube..] And this makes it just fine?Your sins are “erased”, as long as someone somewhere in the world has sinned more than you have?Maybe I’m more arrogant than you are – but that does not justify your arrogance.Hitler and Stalin killed many millions – this doesn’t mean murder is just fine, so long as you don’t kill less people than them.Maybe you’re right. Maybe European Americans are the most arrogant people in existence.But it’s irrelevant. Your own arrogance is still your own sin.

  35. KlaxonCow Says:

    [..YouTube..] (Ah, sorry, typo. Of course, it should read “Hitler and Stalin killed many millions – this doesn’t mean murder is just fine, so long as you kill less people than them”. The “don’t” shouldn’t be there. I wrote it a different way at first, then edited it to make it shorter to fit these stupid comment limits and accidentally left the “don’t” in there, when it should have been edited out.)

  36. afghanmountainking Says:

    [..YouTube..] I never thought I am better than others but I found this in a lot European Americans. I wonder why European american think they are better than the rest of the world.I don’t understnad your language

  37. Dw Dunphy Says:

    It’s February 12th today; enough time to say, with little fear of reprisal, 2010 sucks.

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