Apocalypse Tips: Fire from Household Items

September 3, 2010 246 Comments

Usually I write up of videos, but for my new series, “Apolcalypse Tips,” which is fun because it rhymes, I think it’s more important to provide the write up of the actual video script. Because you WILL need to know this crap. So here it is:

Today we’re going to cover ways to make fire out of household items, because eventually you’re going to run out of matches and lighters or dirty marauders with no English will steal them from you.

The first method of making fire you’ll want to try, because we’ve all seen it done and it seems so simple, is by using a magnifying glass or some strong eyeglasses and some burnable materials – very dry grass, paper, etc.

If you don’t have a magnifying glass or eyeglasses, you can polish the bottom of a soda or beer can with toothpaste or chocolate until you can see your own reflection in it, then use that in lieu of the glass.

Just make a little nest out of your burnable materials first so that your fire is contained, then position the glass so that the rays of the sun are focused to directly strike your burning materials. But the thing about this method is that it can be really time consuming and it’s not as easy as it sounds. Also, if there’s no sun, there ain’t no fire.

So another method you can try is to rub a battery, preferably a 9-volt, along some steel wool. Just rub the prong- or positive part of the battery along the steel wool, and you’ll have fire in an instant.

You can also make fire with a paperclip and a double or triple A battery and a knife. Take the negative side of the battery and strip off some of the insulation there. You’ll see a little ridge or gap that has a little bit of paper in it. Take the paperclip and stick one end of it below the paper into the ridge. Touch the other end of the paperclip to your tinder – paper, wood, etc – and it’ll light up. DON’T leave the paperclip in the batter for a long time though, because it will end up exploding.

And those are just a few fire-making tips for how to survive the apocalypse.

246 Comments to “Apocalypse Tips: Fire from Household Items”
  1. [..YouTube..] chuck norris just has to stare at a piece of wood, it gets scared and lights itself on fire

  2. [..YouTube..] chuck norris just has to stare at a piece of wood, it gets scared and lights itself on fire

  3. [..YouTube..] chuck norris just has to stare at a piece of wood, it gets scared and lights itself on fire

  4. [..YouTube..] chuck norris just has to stare at a piece of wood, it gets scared and lights itself on fire

  5. [..YouTube..] chuck norris just has to stare at a piece of wood, it gets scared and lights itself on fire

  6. [..YouTube..] chuck norris just has to stare at a piece of wood, it gets scared and lights itself on fire

  7. [..YouTube..] how to survive in a place wasted by an apocalypse? simple.. go outside into the country side 24/7, its amazing what you learn outside.. other than that.. quick bandage would be toilet roll sticks and celotape :D .. not duct tape tho.. that shit rips off your skin making you bleed

  8. [..YouTube..] how to survive in a place wasted by an apocalypse? simple.. go outside into the country side 24/7, its amazing what you learn outside.. other than that.. quick bandage would be toilet roll sticks and celotape :D .. not duct tape tho.. that shit rips off your skin making you bleed

  9. [..YouTube..] how to survive in a place wasted by an apocalypse? simple.. go outside into the country side 24/7, its amazing what you learn outside.. other than that.. quick bandage would be toilet roll sticks and celotape :D .. not duct tape tho.. that shit rips off your skin making you bleed

  10. [..YouTube..] how to survive in a place wasted by an apocalypse? simple.. go outside into the country side 24/7, its amazing what you learn outside.. other than that.. quick bandage would be toilet roll sticks and celotape :D .. not duct tape tho.. that shit rips off your skin making you bleed

  11. [..YouTube..] how to survive in a place wasted by an apocalypse? simple.. go outside into the country side 24/7, its amazing what you learn outside.. other than that.. quick bandage would be toilet roll sticks and celotape :D .. not duct tape tho.. that shit rips off your skin making you bleed

  12. [..YouTube..] The sponge will work, as birth control! Dude I want the dirt version! She has huge DSL’s

  13. [..YouTube..] The sponge will work, as birth control! Dude I want the dirt version! She has huge DSL’s

  14. [..YouTube..] The sponge will work, as birth control! Dude I want the dirt version! She has huge DSL’s

  15. [..YouTube..] The sponge will work, as birth control! Dude I want the dirt version! She has huge DSL’s

  16. [..YouTube..] The sponge will work, as birth control! Dude I want the dirt version! She has huge DSL’s

  17. shbehncke says:

    [..YouTube..] Great vid, but that was not a picture of Steel Wool, it was a picture of a sponge and plastic wool, that will not work, it must be steel

  18. shbehncke says:

    [..YouTube..] Great vid, but that was not a picture of Steel Wool, it was a picture of a sponge and plastic wool, that will not work, it must be steel

  19. shbehncke says:

    [..YouTube..] Great vid, but that was not a picture of Steel Wool, it was a picture of a sponge and plastic wool, that will not work, it must be steel

  20. shbehncke says:

    [..YouTube..] Great vid, but that was not a picture of Steel Wool, it was a picture of a sponge and plastic wool, that will not work, it must be steel

  21. shbehncke says:

    [..YouTube..] Great vid, but that was not a picture of Steel Wool, it was a picture of a sponge and plastic wool, that will not work, it must be steel

  22. shbehncke says:

    [..YouTube..] Great vid, but that was not a picture of Steel Wool, it was a picture of a sponge and plastic wool, that will not work, it must be steel

  23. BatsaTV says:

    [..YouTube..] You naughty little pyroman

  24. BatsaTV says:

    [..YouTube..] You naughty little pyroman

  25. BatsaTV says:

    [..YouTube..] You naughty little pyroman

  26. BatsaTV says:

    [..YouTube..] You naughty little pyroman

  27. azzy314159 says:

    [..YouTube..] Ill tell you the best way.Just rub against LORI. Sparks will fly every which way

  28. azzy314159 says:

    [..YouTube..] Ill tell you the best way.Just rub against LORI. Sparks will fly every which way

  29. azzy314159 says:

    [..YouTube..] Ill tell you the best way.Just rub against LORI. Sparks will fly every which way

  30. azzy314159 says:

    [..YouTube..] Ill tell you the best way.Just rub against LORI. Sparks will fly every which way

  31. azzy314159 says:

    [..YouTube..] Ill tell you the best way.Just rub against LORI. Sparks will fly every which way

  32. azzy314159 says:

    [..YouTube..] Ill tell you the best way.Just rub against LORI. Sparks will fly every which way

  33. azzy314159 says:

    [..YouTube..] silly

  34. azzy314159 says:

    [..YouTube..] silly

  35. sobeit42 says:

    [..YouTube..] “good luck people” is my favourite part of this

  36. sobeit42 says:

    [..YouTube..] “good luck people” is my favourite part of this

  37. sobeit42 says:

    [..YouTube..] “good luck people” is my favourite part of this

  38. sobeit42 says:

    [..YouTube..] “good luck people” is my favourite part of this

  39. sobeit42 says:

    [..YouTube..] “good luck people” is my favourite part of this

  40. bar50 says:

    [..YouTube..] @TheHossUSMC Well, at least she knew the word tinder. Ya think she knows what tinder is?

  41. bar50 says:

    [..YouTube..] @TheHossUSMC Well, at least she knew the word tinder. Ya think she knows what tinder is?

  42. bar50 says:

    [..YouTube..] @TheHossUSMC Well, at least she knew the word tinder. Ya think she knows what tinder is?

  43. bar50 says:

    [..YouTube..] @TheHossUSMC Well, at least she knew the word tinder. Ya think she knows what tinder is?

  44. TheHossUSMC says:

    [..YouTube..] You should stick to what you know, which isn’t much.

  45. TheHossUSMC says:

    [..YouTube..] You should stick to what you know, which isn’t much.

  46. TheHossUSMC says:

    [..YouTube..] You should stick to what you know, which isn’t much.

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