As Seen on TV

February 12, 2010 144 Comments

I’m not sure if the horrible infomercial is just an American phenomenon or not, but here in the US we sure do have some commercial doozies.

The Snuggie. The Be-Dazzler. Ginsu Knives. Urine gone.  Yes, Urine Gone!

Sometimes the products look so great! And the prices are always insaaaaaaaaaaanely awesome! How can you resist?

Well, one product really caught my eye recently, called Shoes Under. https://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/shs_und_ood_ontv.html Essentially it’s just a box that can hold your shoes under your bed for you. Sounds like a great idea, if you hoard shoes like some superficial debutante! Or if you’re like me and live in New York and never have enough space for ANYTHING.

What really intrigued me, though, was the price. Of course, these infomercials always through in extra stuff at the end and knock down the price. The Shoes Under offer did this as well. As I did the math on this one, I realized that the price of one Shoes Under came to 5 bucks. Which means that the makers of this thing can charge a person 5 bucks for this thing and STILL MAKE A PROFIT. Which means Shoes Under is a flimsy piece of crap.

So, I had to buy it and check it out myself. And lo and behold, it was just as crappy as I could have imagined. Flimsy, smelly, and will fall apart very soon.

Now, since I ponied up the cash for it, I WILL try to put it to use. It WILL house shoes I never wear, under my bed, until it falls apart. But you’re just as well off if you just plop the damn extra shoes in a garbage bag and call it a day.

We make a lot of crap in this world that is useless landfill fodder. I wonder if that’s ever going to change? Or will we just keep making mounds of crap in an effort to increase our own bank accounts, so we can buy the crap that other people make?

Weird world – as seen on TV, and as seen all around you in reality.

144 Comments to “As Seen on TV”
  1. [..YouTube..] You American have expensive trash bags. In Holland you’ll get 50 of those for just 1 euro and 73 cents. Call now!!

  2. Brulluhman says:

    [..YouTube..] You American have expensive trash bags. In Holland you’ll get 50 of those for just 1 euro and 73 cents. Call now!!

  3. Brulluhman says:

    [..YouTube..] You American have expensive trash bags. In Holland you’ll get 50 of those for just 1 euro and 73 cents. Call now!!

  4. Brulluhman says:

    [..YouTube..] You American have expensive trash bags. In Holland you’ll get 50 of those for just 1 euro and 73 cents. Call now!!

  5. Brulluhman says:

    [..YouTube..] You American have expensive trash bags. In Holland you’ll get 50 of those for just 1 euro and 73 cents. Call now!!

  6. Zazilium says:

    [..YouTube..] Am so sorry you got screwed over XD shoes are not funny business

  7. Zazilium says:

    [..YouTube..] Am so sorry you got screwed over XD shoes are not funny business

  8. Zazilium says:

    [..YouTube..] Am so sorry you got screwed over XD shoes are not funny business

  9. Zazilium says:

    [..YouTube..] Am so sorry you got screwed over XD shoes are not funny business

  10. Zazilium says:

    [..YouTube..] Am so sorry you got screwed over XD shoes are not funny business

  11. stillnakedbullwinkle says:

    LOLOLOL!!!!!!!! finally someone killed a shitty commerical!!!! lolol

  12. Brulluhman says:

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  13. Brulluhman says:

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  14. Brulluhman says:

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  16. Elaheh1naz says:

    [..YouTube..] LOL good one.

  17. Elaheh1naz says:

    [..YouTube..] LOL good one.

  18. Elaheh1naz says:

    [..YouTube..] LOL good one.

  19. chas4x4 says:

    [..YouTube..] Thats a good one

  20. chas4x4 says:

    [..YouTube..] Thats a good one

  21. chas4x4 says:

    [..YouTube..] Thats a good one

  22. 1947rande says:

    [..YouTube..] sham wow,you’ll say wow every time…my fave bad commercial

  23. VeNeM999 says:

    [..YouTube..] god youre adorable

  24. VeNeM999 says:

    [..YouTube..] god youre adorable

  25. VeNeM999 says:

    [..YouTube..] god youre adorable

  26. Miguel A. Alarcon says:

    OK these products are made overseas except for one saying the guppy that it is made in the USA and those damn Shamwow commercials dough I know it is made in Germany it is made overseas don’t tell me about it that is so stupid about these infomercials.

  27. Adam says:

    OH MAN! This is so HIL-AR-IOUS Lori!!! There needs to be more women in the world like you…
    You should have mentioned the shipping ans handling deal you get.

  28. mucura1 says:

    [..YouTube..] ooooo do you accept credit cards? or should i send my bank account and social security number?lol. Ads should be more like this. The only thing i am a real sucker for are video games. It shames me to live in such a wasteful society. People cant afford half of this crap and yet they still buy it all.

  29. mucura1 says:

    [..YouTube..] ooooo do you accept credit cards? or should i send my bank account and social security number?lol. Ads should be more like this. The only thing i am a real sucker for are video games. It shames me to live in such a wasteful society. People cant afford half of this crap and yet they still buy it all.

  30. mucura1 says:

    [..YouTube..] ooooo do you accept credit cards? or should i send my bank account and social security number?lol. Ads should be more like this. The only thing i am a real sucker for are video games. It shames me to live in such a wasteful society. People cant afford half of this crap and yet they still buy it all.

  31. mucura1 says:

    [..YouTube..] ooooo do you accept credit cards? or should i send my bank account and social security number?lol. Ads should be more like this. The only thing i am a real sucker for are video games. It shames me to live in such a wasteful society. People cant afford half of this crap and yet they still buy it all.

  32. mucura1 says:

    [..YouTube..] ooooo do you accept credit cards? or should i send my bank account and social security number?lol. Ads should be more like this. The only thing i am a real sucker for are video games. It shames me to live in such a wasteful society. People cant afford half of this crap and yet they still buy it all.

  33. mucura1 says:

    [..YouTube..] ooooo do you accept credit cards? or should i send my bank account and social security number?

    lol. Ads should be more like this. The only thing i am a real sucker for are video games. It shames me to live in such a wasteful society. People cant afford half of this crap and yet they still buy it all.

  34. bytor356 says:

    [..YouTube..] Looks like the perfect thing to store exercise videos in ;)

  35. bytor356 says:

    [..YouTube..] Looks like the perfect thing to store exercise videos in ;)

  36. TheAlertness says:

    [..YouTube..] 0:48

  37. TheAlertness says:

    [..YouTube..] 0:48

  38. [..YouTube..] “plus” shipping and handlingOf course, I always hear that. I never thought of it commerce-wise.

  39. [..YouTube..] “plus” shipping and handlingOf course, I always hear that. I never thought of it commerce-wise.

  40. [..YouTube..] “plus” shipping and handlingOf course, I always hear that. I never thought of it commerce-wise.

  41. [..YouTube..] “plus” shipping and handlingOf course, I always hear that. I never thought of it commerce-wise.

  42. [..YouTube..] “plus” shipping and handlingOf course, I always hear that. I never thought of it commerce-wise.

  43. [..YouTube..] “plus” shipping and handling

    Of course, I always hear that. I never thought of it commerce-wise.

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