The Black Friday Song

Dashing through the door
Better not get in my way
I’ll knock you to the floor
Laughing all the way
Sales on everything
Making people nuts
What fun it is to shop and grab
And shove folks on their butts

Black Friday, black Friday
Crazy shopping day
Oh what fun it is to buy
Crap that no one needs.
Black Friday, black Friday,
Scary shopping day
When chicks turn into total dicks
It’s shit that no one needs.

Best buy’s got cheap PCs
Walmart’s got cheap TVs
I don’t need anything
Still kill for those machines
Jesus ain’t at the mall
He’s nowhere to be found
Consumerism’s king of all
the only god in town.

Black Friday, black Friday
Shop until you drop.
Won’t have to think about real stuff
If you never stop.
Black Friday, black Friday,
What darkness do you feed.
When chicks turn into total dicks
It’s shit that you don’t need.