Deep Thoughts
December 21, 2009 196 CommentsSo, for you young-uns out there who might not know this, there used to be a recurring segment on Saturday Night Live called “Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy.” If you’ve never heard of them, look them up, as they are hilarious. And if you have heard of them or had the pleasure of watching them air, look them up, as they are hilarious still. Basically, it was a man’s voice-over stating some ridiculous thought, like, If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, it they screamed all the time, for no good reason. – They were always really funny and a bit twisted, which naturally appealed to me. So, the other day, I was reading some tweets by Ashton Kutcher, I kid you not, just to see what that lucky sonofabitch thought he should tweet about. I was surprised to see a lot of his Kabbala-isms infused into his tweets. Some of them were actually interesting and thought-provoking, but most of them just pissed me off. Let’s face it, Ashton might be really, really hard-working, and he might have business and on-camera talents, but the guy is extremely lucky. And I hate lucky people trying to tell me how deep they are or alluding to their inner core being responsible for their success. I mean, I just wanted to read one tweet from him that said something like, damn, I’m so glad I have this mug and this physical appearance! I sure got lucky and cashed in on it, right? Because if he did that, just once, his surprisingly interesting and deep tweets would actually hold more meaning. Just my two cents. Whatever, who cares, we’re talking about Ashton Kutcher, right? Anyway, as these thoughts were swirling through my head, I started having a few deep thoughts of my own, and that reminded me of the Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy segments, and, well, this Vlog was born. Enjoy. It’s not as funny a video as the real Deep Thoughts, because I really mean these thoughts. I just thought I’d still give a shout-out to the real funny videos in the title. Enjoy, people.
[..YouTube..] I know that park from the movie ‘Flodder in Amerika’
[..YouTube..] I know that park from the movie ‘Flodder in Amerika’
[..YouTube..] I know that park from the movie ‘Flodder in Amerika’
[..YouTube..] I know that park from the movie ‘Flodder in Amerika’
[..YouTube..] I know that park from the movie ‘Flodder in Amerika’
[..YouTube..] I know that park from the movie ‘Flodder in Amerika’
[..YouTube..] nice,there are sill some smart americans out there
[..YouTube..] nice,there are sill some smart americans out there
[..YouTube..] nice,there are sill some smart americans out there
[..YouTube..] nice,there are sill some smart americans out there
[..YouTube..] nice,there are sill some smart americans out there
[..YouTube..] nice,there are sill some smart americans out there
[..YouTube..] nice,there are sill some smart americans out there
[..YouTube..] Your husband must be a happy man.
[..YouTube..] Your husband must be a happy man.
[..YouTube..] Your husband must be a happy man.
[..YouTube..] Your husband must be a happy man.
[..YouTube..] Your husband must be a happy man.
[..YouTube..] you are so right!
[..YouTube..] you are so right!
[..YouTube..] you are so right!
[..YouTube..] you are so right!
[..YouTube..] you are so right!
[..YouTube..] you are so right!
[..YouTube..] Bravo
[..YouTube..] Bravo
[..YouTube..] Bravo
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[..YouTube..] sexy, lolzside the fact of that, you’re videos are just AWESOME!
[..YouTube..] sexy, lolzside the fact of that, you’re videos are just AWESOME!
[..YouTube..] sexy, lolzside the fact of that, you’re videos are just AWESOME!
[..YouTube..] sexy, lolzside the fact of that, you’re videos are just AWESOME!
[..YouTube..] These are deep thoughts? Not buying it. I think these are shallow thoughts. “Life isn’t fair”? A deep thought might be what to do about life not being fair and how best to use a hand grenade. After all, you only get 1 shot.
[..YouTube..] These are deep thoughts? Not buying it. I think these are shallow thoughts. “Life isn’t fair”? A deep thought might be what to do about life not being fair and how best to use a hand grenade. After all, you only get 1 shot.
[..YouTube..] These are deep thoughts? Not buying it. I think these are shallow thoughts. “Life isn’t fair”? A deep thought might be what to do about life not being fair and how best to use a hand grenade. After all, you only get 1 shot.
[..YouTube..] These are deep thoughts? Not buying it. I think these are shallow thoughts. “Life isn’t fair”? A deep thought might be what to do about life not being fair and how best to use a hand grenade. After all, you only get 1 shot.
[..YouTube..] These are deep thoughts? Not buying it. I think these are shallow thoughts. “Life isn’t fair”? A deep thought might be what to do about life not being fair and how best to use a hand grenade. After all, you only get 1 shot.
[..YouTube..] These are deep thoughts? Not buying it. I think these are shallow thoughts. “Life isn’t fair”? A deep thought might be what to do about life not being fair and how best to use a hand grenade. After all, you only get 1 shot.
[..YouTube..] These are deep thoughts? Not buying it. I think these are shallow thoughts. “Life isn’t fair”? A deep thought might be what to do about life not being fair and how best to use a hand grenade. After all, you only get 1 shot.
[..YouTube..] These are deep thoughts? Not buying it. I think these are shallow thoughts. “Life isn’t fair”? A deep thought might be what to do about life not being fair and how best to use a hand grenade. After all, you only get 1 shot.
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