Recession, Schmeescmession!

December 21, 2009 193 Comments

Before I begin, let me just say that I have a lot of sympathy for people who have been directly affected by the economic crisis, into which the whole people who have been directly affected by the economic crisis, into which the whole world seems to have plummeted. I myself am feeling the pinch, surely, though I haven’t had to stand in, and have yet to even see, a breadline. But I know the worry and the heartache is very real, and to everyone truly suffering I have this to say: I’m really sorry and I hope we can all rest more easily soon. So yes, as I said, I myself have started to feel the pinch. My clients come and go like crazy, and they go more than they come these days. However. HOWEVER. I am SICK of the media pumping us so full of RECESSION MADNESS! They might not be saying the word depression yet, but the media’s 24/7 recession coverage is really getting DEPRESSING. I’m sick of seeing commercials and subway ads and TV shows and news reports and newspapers (ok, I haven’t looked at any of them, who does? that’s why they’re going to be the first to go…) telling me how AWFUL the world is right now and how terrified I should be and how there is no hope it’s only going to get worse who knows where the bottom is another company is about to fold….SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU MEDIA! Because the truth of the matter is, you are only making it WORSE. To the point where I’m ALL-CAPPING every other word! Because I’m SICK OF THE MEDIA LOVING THIS RECESSION TO DEATH! So annoying. Again. You MEDIA. You LIFE-SUCKING, SOUL-KILLING lot of you. (Crickets). Sorry. Where was I? Oh yeah, so this week I decided I’d have a little fun and talk about some GOOD things I see coming out of the recession. Why don’t you join me and tell me some possible good, fun things that might come out of this economic situation the globe has found itself in? It’s more fun that what the MEDIA is doing, and it’s really more helpful. I think. You think?

193 Comments to “Recession, Schmeescmession!”
  1. Grange34 says:

    [..YouTube..] Restaurants are cheaper especially on Mondays and tuesdays

  2. Grange34 says:

    [..YouTube..] Restaurants are cheaper especially on Mondays and tuesdays

  3. Grange34 says:

    [..YouTube..] Restaurants are cheaper especially on Mondays and tuesdays

  4. Grange34 says:

    [..YouTube..] Restaurants are cheaper especially on Mondays and tuesdays

  5. Grange34 says:

    [..YouTube..] Restaurants are cheaper especially on Mondays and tuesdays

  6. Grange34 says:

    [..YouTube..] Restaurants are cheaper especially on Mondays and tuesdays

  7. [..YouTube..] people stop having babys they cant afford….thank GOD I heard someone else say that outloud.

  8. [..YouTube..] people stop having babys they cant afford….thank GOD I heard someone else say that outloud.

  9. [..YouTube..] people stop having babys they cant afford….thank GOD I heard someone else say that outloud.

  10. [..YouTube..] people stop having babys they cant afford….thank GOD I heard someone else say that outloud.

  11. [..YouTube..] people stop having babys they cant afford….thank GOD I heard someone else say that outloud.

  12. [..YouTube..] people stop having babys they cant afford….thank GOD I heard someone else say that outloud.

  13. [..YouTube..] people stop having babys they cant afford….thank GOD I heard someone else that say that outloud.

  14. [..YouTube..] people stop having babys they cant afford….thank GOD I heard someone else that say that outloud.

  15. [..YouTube..] people stop having babys they cant afford….thank GOD I heard someone else that say that outloud.

  16. smokeyvanpot says:

    [..YouTube..] ADHS?pseudo journalist

  17. Agent1W says:

    [..YouTube..] The only reason why I have it so good is because I didn’t make those crucial mistakes. I didn’t live a life of excess. My responsibility was on full display. Growing up as a kid, I lived with that my whole life. Spend, spend, spend, spend, spend…

  18. Agent1W says:

    [..YouTube..] The only reason why I have it so good is because I didn’t make those crucial mistakes. I didn’t live a life of excess. My responsibility was on full display. Growing up as a kid, I lived with that my whole life. Spend, spend, spend, spend, spend…

  19. Agent1W says:

    [..YouTube..] The only reason why I have it so good is because I didn’t make those crucial mistakes. I didn’t live a life of excess. My responsibility was on full display. Growing up as a kid, I lived with that my whole life. Spend, spend, spend, spend, spend…

  20. Agent1W says:

    [..YouTube..] The only reason why I have it so good is because I didn’t make those crucial mistakes. I didn’t live a life of excess. My responsibility was on full display. Growing up as a kid, I lived with that my whole life. Spend, spend, spend, spend, spend…

  21. Agent1W says:

    [..YouTube..] The only reason why I have it so good is because I didn’t make those crucial mistakes. I didn’t live a life of excess. My responsibility was on full display. Growing up as a kid, I lived with that my whole life. Spend, spend, spend, spend, spend…

  22. Agent1W says:

    [..YouTube..] The only reason why I have it so good is because I didn’t make those crucial mistakes. I didn’t live a life of excess. My responsibility was on full display. Growing up as a kid, I lived with that my whole life. Spend, spend, spend, spend, spend…

  23. Agent1W says:

    [..YouTube..] The only reason why I have it so good is because I didn’t make those crucial mistakes. I didn’t live a life of excess. My responsibility was on full display. Growing up as a kid, I lived with that my whole life. Spend, spend, spend, spend, spend…

  24. Agent1W says:

    [..YouTube..] The only reason why I have it so good is because I didn’t make those crucial mistakes. I didn’t live a life of excess. My responsibility was on full display. Growing up as a kid, I lived with that my whole life. Spend, spend, spend, spend, spend…

  25. [..YouTube..] yeah instead of going to work and earning money now i can play videogames all dayits wonderfull!!!

  26. [..YouTube..] yeah instead of going to work and earning money now i can play videogames all dayits wonderfull!!!

  27. [..YouTube..] yeah instead of going to work and earning money now i can play videogames all dayits wonderfull!!!

  28. [..YouTube..] yeah instead of going to work and earning money now i can play videogames all dayits wonderfull!!!

  29. [..YouTube..] yeah instead of going to work and earning money now i can play videogames all dayits wonderfull!!!

  30. [..YouTube..] yeah instead of going to work and earning money now i can play videogames all dayits wonderfull!!!

  31. [..YouTube..] yeah instead of going to work and earning money now i can play videogames all dayits wonderfull!!!

  32. [..YouTube..] yeah instead of going to work and earning money now i can play videogames all day
    its wonderfull!!!

  33. yeah instead of going to work and earning money now i can play videogames all dayits wonderfull!!!

  34. Maxdwolf says:

    [..YouTube..] Urm, none of these things are happening. It’s almost like you’re being ironic… naaah.

  35. Maxdwolf says:

    [..YouTube..] Urm, none of these things are happening. It’s almost like you’re being ironic… naaah.

  36. Maxdwolf says:

    [..YouTube..] Urm, none of these things are happening. It’s almost like you’re being ironic… naaah.

  37. Maxdwolf says:

    [..YouTube..] Urm, none of these things are happening. It’s almost like you’re being ironic… naaah.

  38. Maxdwolf says:

    [..YouTube..] Urm, none of these things are happening. It’s almost like you’re being ironic… naaah.

  39. Maxdwolf says:

    [..YouTube..] Urm, none of these things are happening. It’s almost like you’re being ironic… naaah.

  40. Maxdwolf says:

    Urm, none of these things are happening. It’s almost like you’re being ironic… naaah.

  41. postalsock says:

    [..YouTube..] It gives us another reason to…

  42. postalsock says:

    [..YouTube..] It gives us another reason to…

  43. postalsock says:

    [..YouTube..] It gives us another reason to…

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