Stand-Up Comedy
December 23, 2009 182 CommentsFor some reason, I was asked to participate in this year’s New York’s Funniest Reporter contest, and for some reason I AGREED TO DO IT. I’ve never done stand up in my life! But by watching this video, you’d never know it. I mean, I’m a total PRO! Just listen to those finely-tuned punchlines! Watch me work the crowd like nobody’s business! I’m amazing up there, for crying out loud! You can’t even TELL that my act was going to be a dance routine to a song, and that after the show had already started and ten minutes before I was to go on, the event organizer came and whispered in my ear that they couldn’t get my music to play so I had to go onstage in ten minutes WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING PREPARED. You totally can’t even TELL that’s the case! Because I am so freaking funny. What’s NOT funny, though, is that the judges GYPPED me and did NOT award me the prize. LAME. I was by far the funniest thing to hit Comic Strip Live. Ever. ROBBED. See for yourself just how hilarious my stand-up act is in this video!
[..YouTube..] i like your style ,im j dogg i have videos on you tube search wasptv318,keep it up cause im tryen to get out there to email me at jdoggborden@yahoo.com u neeed to c video tht says screwed up comedy by jdogg
[..YouTube..] THAT’S NOT FUNNY AT ALL !!!but i think u r a nice girl though !!
[..YouTube..] THAT’S NOT FUNNY AT ALL !!!but i think u r a nice girl though !!
[..YouTube..] THAT’S NOT FUNNY AT ALL !!!but i think u r a nice girl though !!
[..YouTube..] THAT’S NOT FUNNY AT ALL !!!but i think u r a nice girl though !!
[..YouTube..] THAT’S NOT FUNNY AT ALL !!!but i think u r a nice girl though !!
[..YouTube..] THAT’S NOT FUNNY !!!but i think u r a nice girl though !!
[..YouTube..] THAT’S NOT FUNNY !!!but i think u r a nice girl though !!
[..YouTube..] THAT’S NOT FUNNY !!!but i think u r a nice girl though !!
[..YouTube..] that’s not funny !!!i think u r a nice girl though !!
[..YouTube..] that’s not funny !!!i think u r a nice girl though !!
[..YouTube..] that’s not funny !!!i think u r a nice girl though !!
[..YouTube..] I think you would have done better with my cock in your ass and my cum on your face. Then I would make you do ass to mouth.Oh, I hated your skit, but I think you have a nice ass and nice tits and nice cock sucking lips and an ok face good for me shooting cum on.I would like to take you out to the best restaurant in town. Then I will slap you and call you names.I am a nice man.Peace.
[..YouTube..] dude… a skirt & red tights no way is that the Lori I am used to.
[..YouTube..] dude… a skirt & red tights no way is that the Lori I am used to.
[..YouTube..] dude… a skirt & red tights no way is that the Lori I am used to.
[..YouTube..] dude… a skirt & red tights no way is that the Lori I am used to.
[..YouTube..] dude… a skirt & red tights no way is that the Lori I am used to.
[..YouTube..] Girl, I would have started to do some dialogue about how you had an act prepared 15 minutes ago…then you were told they couldn’t play the music. The audience would have gotten personal with you because it’s such a common situation, things not going according to plan. Take away the props, tell a story related to the situation: I think that would have gone over well. Still: guts. That took an enormous amount of guts.
[..YouTube..] Girl, I would have started to do some dialogue about how you had an act prepared 15 minutes ago…then you were told they couldn’t play the music. The audience would have gotten personal with you because it’s such a common situation, things not going according to plan. Take away the props, tell a story related to the situation: I think that would have gone over well. Still: guts. That took an enormous amount of guts.
[..YouTube..] Girl, I would have started to do some dialogue about how you had an act prepared 15 minutes ago…then you were told they couldn’t play the music. The audience would have gotten personal with you because it’s such a common situation, things not going according to plan. Take away the props, tell a story related to the situation: I think that would have gone over well. Still: guts. That took an enormous amount of guts.
[..YouTube..] Girl, I would have started to do some dialogue about how you had an act prepared 15 minutes ago…then you were told they couldn’t play the music. The audience would have gotten personal with you because it’s such a common situation, things not going according to plan. Take away the props, tell a story related to the situation: I think that would have gone over well. Still: guts. That took an enormous amount of guts.
[..YouTube..] Girl, I would have started to do some dialogue about how you had an act prepared 15 minutes ago…then you were told they couldn’t play the music. The audience would have gotten personal with you because it’s such a common situation, things not going according to plan. Take away the props, tell a story related to the situation: I think that would have gone over well. Still: guts. That took an enormous amount of guts.
[..YouTube..] Very Andy Kaufman!
[..YouTube..] Very Andy Kaufman!
[..YouTube..] wicked video, really enjoyed it
[..YouTube..] wicked video, really enjoyed it
[..YouTube..] wicked video, really enjoyed it
[..YouTube..] “I’m being an ASSHOOOOOOLE!…… I’m sorry. I’m being an asshole.” Effing lul’d. ACK!
[..YouTube..] “I’m being an ASSHOOOOOOLE!…… I’m sorry. I’m being an asshole.” Effing lul’d. ACK!
[..YouTube..] “I’m being an ASSHOOOOOOLE!…… I’m sorry. I’m being an asshole.” Effing lul’d. ACK!
[..YouTube..] “I’m being an ASSHOOOOOOLE!…… I’m sorry. I’m being an asshole.” Effing lul’d. ACK!